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He would spend it like Raul Duke did!
yes! just what i was thinking! @_@
A binge of cheezburgers and catnip, and a massive hotel room service bill! Just watch out for those bats man!
What happenz in Vegas stayz in Vegas.
Happycat luuks happitayl!
Happy Cat will drive ups to teh twenty-for hour chapel to gets marrieds to teh pretteh kitteh in the car.
finkso theys eloping!
We can’t park here, this is bat country.
YES!!!
Ditto on the Yes!!!
You beat me too it
Lets stop here, its Lion Country.
They can’t stop here! This is bat country!
Y not! Flyin’ micees ebberywhere! Mebbe go paragliding and catchz sum… FREE bufay!1
Gettin’ married by teh Evlis Impersonator/ pweacher.
Ai finks tat Happycat iz lukkin 4 a nite of fun an gaems, but bewarez! Tat ober kitteh is workin to steal ur cheezburger fortun! Dnt dwink nythin she givs u Happycat!
her iz a cheezdigger, hmmm?
“Don’t stop here! This is BAT country!”
I was thinking the same thing =)
Kant sai, cuz “Whut happenz n Begas, staiz n Begas”!1
At teh awl youz can eets buhfay
Datz cyoot snugglebunneh!
Cheezburger nommin contest
Happycat iz gowin to de Luxor hotel an be treated liek pharohz
Totally bai findin a 24 hour bufay
Awl u kin noms seefud boofay an then play Kitty Glitter slot machinz
cattin’ around
Binging at the cheap buffets.
Oahi. We wuz ’round Barstow, on edges of dessert, when catnips takes hold. “Iz feelin’ lite-heded, u should drive mebbe,” I sez, but then sky fell and huge bats was eberywherez and dey swooped and screeched and was noisy round teh car which was going elebenty-five miles an hour to Las Vegas. And a kitteh was howlin “Holy crap, der is bats.”
All you can eat buffet!
spending all his noms at the catsino
Dat is not impressed cat/hippycat (oooh can’t tink of deh name) dat he’s wit. She luks lik himaintawnence kitteh to meh and goin after deh fortunes and teh blingz. Bewaaaare happee cat!
He’l be annoyin his gurl by drivin owtside teh city all teh tyme exclaimin, “Luk at all dat SAND!”
I’z gettin married before she changes her mind!
Digginz 4 dices n de litturb-ox n shaowtin “krapz!”
From buffet to buffet
Kitteh iz goin 2 do Teh Buffet of Buffetz!
dah cheezburger konvenshun.
Kitteh will tells police dat de littah-box isn’t hers. And gets banned from duh WIN! hotel.
Happy Cat is in for a rude awakening on Honeymoon….look closely at the pretteh kitteh….! Then it’s off to Reno for a quicky divorce…eat cheezburgers while waiting..!
Going to see dat show wif da lionz and da tigurz.
Naoadaiz, iz moar wut hapnz n Lost Wayjez, gitz postd awn Faysbuuk oar Mahspays.
QUIET KITTEH!
this is bat country
===>Cheasburger<===
He will be shootin teh USPSA Nationals in teh warmz sun.
Happycat will go to all deh hi-end resturantz n samplez fine nomz.
Filming the sequel to Hangover
Happycat and bryde be going to see Barry Manilowz. Bryde iznt into Manilow, look at her unhappeh faze.
OMG – It’s a IN-N-OUT …. I can haz cheez burger!
Free scrimp cocktaylz!
The second answer is close.
But he’d be cleaning up, not losing his fortune.
He gonna spend his time getting married and spawning the little kittens!
ebberbodi ahreddi stold mah bat cuntri jok. ah haz a sad.
He would be lounging with the pina coladas…cause that’s what I’m doing in Vegas this weekend!!!
Singing Donkershayne
all youz can eatz bufetz!
I think he will spend all his time eating cheezburgers and with the lady cats!
Happycat vs teh Hamburgler – a CSI 2 hour movee!
Other: Fear and Loathing
Absolutely, but as ur attorney i recommend the title of “Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas”
Hao abowt “Fur an’ Loafing in Lol Vegas”?
Doz two kittehs gonna overrun Vegas and make it become Cheezburger Nation. Mark mah werdz.
Happi Cat getz marreid.
To go seez Sigfried & Roy’z tigerz, uv corse! Ther cuzins!
obviously he iz gettin marrieds!
SOE Everquest Fan Faire Con
The only reason we found Vegaz iz becauz I asked fur directions….after you gotz uz lost again!
We wuz sumwhere around Barstow when teh catnipz kicked in…”
Happycat haz hiz own show, LOL at Ebberyting, n he iz shootin a speshul Vegas eppisowd ‘bowt lolin at gamblin, lewd joaks, ‘n nekkid ladiecatz!
Duh! He’s going to a cat house and paying for “cat”. LOL
He’s taking a savage journey to the heart of the American dream.
He goin to see Wayne Nooton. Also Cerk doo Solay. In betweens buffays and craps of course.
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~
That was my thoughts!
yea, I should read first before posting something already said by somebody to love, won’t you need somebody to love…
i’m getting away from my thoughts. crazy pills.
Checkin’ out da Kitteh houses in Pahrump.
All nite buffay. Moar cheezburgers.
casing casinos wif his lucky lady
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS!
HappyCat knoz wat happenz in Vegaz, stays in Vegaz!!
happycat haz fun…
Guest starrin on CSI. YEEAAAAAAAH!!!
he’s gonna go to every casino in teh city and come to mai house ( i lives in vegas )
nommin da lobsters snorgasbords n shrimps…
elope! get married 2 hiz girlfrend kitteh
gamble sum ov da cheezburgerz and save teh rest for nommin on. plus he iz fiya burnin on da danse flore!
i fink he will look around and stay at the palace station hotel/casino swim and spend noms on machines
Visiting Totally Nude Pussycats on Spring Mountain Road.
24 hour all you can eat CHEEZ BURER BUFFET!!! WOO HOO!
Ai fink he will do all of teh abov!
ALL OF THE ABOVE!!
He will cover the dune races while inhaling ether. Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can’t control it.
He will celebrate his awesome St.Patty’s Day wedding during his awesome Vegas honeymoon!
become a cheezburger slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He’s gonna take a hit of ether, check out a circus theme bar and casino, then swat at imaginary bats.
we can’t stop here! this isn’t cheezburger country!
happy kat gunna do all teh fings in Lost angels he can.
Happycat will get distracted at teh Roolette Weel; chasing teh liddle ball arownd, an arownd, an arownd, an….
Don’t stop here, this is bat country!
Showgirls and cheeseburgers – lots and lots of both. It’s in his eyes.
Nawt stoppinz hier….dis bat countree.
Buffayz!
he will spen his tyme in teh motel wibb his newleh-wyfe
tast-testnig fur bestest cheezurgr at evry awl-u-cn-nom buffay, opveusly!
You dropz some hintz, purrsuadez dem I’m a whale, we get comped everywhere. Forgetz da bats – - watch out for deh lizards. And don’t lose it and jump up on roolett wheel like lastime,
i tinks he go to all you can eat bufett and faint at the sight of all da cheezburgerz
Az ur atturny I needz U to take a Hitz of Dis
Sleeping. Why should Vegas be different?
hittin’ the buffets
just mai luck. Happycat is in Vegas when I’m outta town. I haz a sad
N.E.D.M.
Looks like they’re on the way to a drive-thru wedding at the LOL-vis chapel.
ZOMG! Must stop, Cheezburger country!
SCEDULE:
8:00: wake up, and suddenly forget where u r. then remember that, and other things from last night.
8:30: FINALLY drag uself out of bed.
9:00: hangover kicks in.
10:00:breakfast. ‘nuf sed.
10:30:too da casino, and beyond!!1
12:00: after gamblin away entire cheezburgr fortune, but gaining a few anyway, staggers out to go to lunch.
12:00-1:00: lunch a fanciest resturant in town, then dessert of high-end truffles (chocolate ones, i might add).
1:30:Margaritaville.
3:00: get the girl in the car, drive over to inflatable church (priest is real, though.), get married.
5:00:dinner, followed by catnip, string, scratching posts, and kitteh spas.
6:00: inappropiate talkshows.
7:00: STAR in talkshows
9:00: late night booze
Midnight: sleep
Get ready for tomorrow!
that is fantastic job well done
Happycat wud do wuht any gudd lolcat wud… get all teh cheezburgers at teh buffay!!!
I tink Happy Cat will steel al teh cheezburgers frum teh resteront, but sumhow leev da hoomins werking der happy.
Happycat iz good cat. Methinks he will wear tuxedo and take pritteh kitteh in car for meal of cheezburgerz in five cheez hotel.
if he wasn’t on csi he would be robbin do place he’s a happy cat but da price on chesseburger is skyrocketing
Anyone think pink wig cat from the first i can has cheezburger book will be there
with a cheezburger for happycat and his lolcat friend?
What ur yoo thinkin? Heez Happy Cat, and so menny peeplz there hav only a sad! They looz ther hows, or almos looz it, or sumwun sez we wil taik it! So menny peeplz there doant hab the wurk. Happy Cat wil go aroun to all of dem and cheer them up.
And fur the peeplz that ar so wurried thay cant think strate, he’ll lead them in the dans that goes wiv da chant:
“When in trubble,
When in dowt,
Run an’ holler,
Screem an’ showt!”
Wiv da dans, wiv eberywun togever, is koreografee! Dey all get the wurry out of deir sistems.
Then they all go hab all tha Vegas fun, on Happy Cat’s big, big dime!
goin to teh chapel an weir gonna get maaaaaaried!
Every1 knows wat happycat wood b doin! He’d b goin 2 a cheeseburger restraunt every meal w/ his new date
Goodluck 2 u happycat + gurlfrend
Finding Gourmet cheezburgers!
He would spend his time stuffing his face with CHEEZBURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Cat wuld be interviewing nu hoomin servantz fer his cheezburger mansion.
He would be dancing around listening to his fave song : “Smile” By Lily Allen and spreading cheerfulness by giving everyone a smile and a lick! Then he would hire cheezburger makers and comedians then he would star in his own comedy show! Then he would be relaxing in his luxury bedroom; eating cheezburgers, watching a funny sitcom and chatting to his BFF: Hipster Kitty and write new jokes for his show with his tail!
He would be doing all of the above in my other comment whilst talking to Hipster Kitty on the phone!
he will gamble to get money to spend on cheezburgers
He wud spend all hiz tim eetin cheezburgerz!
He’z just gunna walk around askin people on slot machinez for cheezburgers and he’z gunna be happy
he will gamble,lose cheezburgers and then start liking hotdogs