
Yeah! Deh kidz iz bak in skool and I getz teh whole plaze te mahself, all dayz!
o, but der jus lernin to mayk ur life werse, kitteh.
Picture by: Walmyr
Faeborit Coment: “I see, in order of importance, a belleh that needs floofing, an armpit that needs tickling, and a couple of feet that need smooches.”- RuffTuff
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No moar rugrats tu bovver meh!
Congrats, AP!
conga ratz, AP!
(ai has eh sloooooooeeee kunnekshun! ;-P )
Wen deh kidz goz bak tu skool -” itz teh moast wunderful tyme ob teh yeer” Concatshulashuns AP on ur nawt sekkund!
Fankees fur teh congrats, awl!
U dyallin in frum teh hotel, catena? U still mayd it intu teh brayd otay!
mai kunnekshun kuymz adn goez. am down depe en teh bowulz
awf teh hoetul in konfunz rume.
adn dere wuz grayt rejoisun truaot teh landz
Teh sownds ob selebritoary snorrin wuz deffining
Ohai der, naybur!
Egsept frum teh kidz
An teechurz!
:LOL:
Wy has kidz if yu dunot lyk spendin tym wif tehm? Seems stoopy to me!
Yippee!
Wull be gud 2 goe shoppin wivowt teh kidlets finkin teh soopermarkit iz a plaiplaes!
Sum parints has no respekk fur obbers, or controal ob der kidlets.
Papa wuz nebber lyke dat… hims mama had a gud ebil iye ob doom.
adn tu bii trafflen fur wurkz wifaot vakashunen fambleez!
Ai promist maislef nebbur taik mor dan wun wif me. just wun juggling termaterz nd being clownish iz mor dan enuf. ai purrten nawt tu noze dem.
But…who will snorgle mah belleh? An drop inneresting noms on teh flor? An wawk round wif untied shustringies for pownsing on?
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Poo. I miss dem alriddy.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Punkin, Kitkat01 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, orinj caeks wif dark chonklit glaze, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht glo in teh dark, kitteh an fishy finger puppets, kandee, an sparkly cheezstock 1-yeer-annibersry commemortib stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Hmm, ai wunner whut ai shud du nao dat ai is loard ob teh hoal haus.
Ajust teh nikky-nakks awn teh shelf?
Breez fru teh hallwayz unhinderd? Or mebbe
Crawl unner teh pyle ob clothz teh kidlets lefted awn teh fluur.
D…
dansdansdans fu joi?
Eets tastee noms?
Floof up teh fevver pilloes wif mai claws?
dansdansdans fu joi?
Eets tastee noms?
Floof up teh fevver pilloes wif mai claws?
G…
Drag the toylet paper frum the baffruum?
Emote, at the top of your lungs?
Fritter away the hours by *not* napping?
G…
Gaze owt teh window uninterruptid
Hork up sumthing on teh kidlets’ beds
Investigaet teh inneresting bilding teh kidlets left
J…
Jumpen awn teh furnituyr
Kikun bak
Lik lik liken mai hayrblz in front awf teh minastah
M…
Mangloling deh paper towelz
Nommifying deh gushifudz
O…..
Opun up canz ob gushifud, eet dem bai maiseff.
Put awn prittee cloths adn parayd arownd.
Quikly hyde if teh doarbell ringies.
R….
Run up deh stairz tu deh attic and bak tu deh basemint in rekkerd time.
Shove deh toothpaste tube behind deh toylet
Take hostagez
U….
Use de fone tu oarder pizza wif eggstra sardeens
Voyse ma conserns tu da burds owt da windo
Wallow in da cleeen clothes tu furify dem
X….
Xamine awl teh stuffz in teh junk droawr, bat items unner teh refiggeradur.
Yell at teh naybors goggie, run adn hyde.
Zig zag thru teh howse, pulleng awl teh toylet payper wif u !
TaDa!
FTW!!!!!
This will be me on Frydegg wen bofe mai Tiddlypeeps be bak at skule
yayQ
U haz deh floofy belleh tu showing off?
lol!! It am floofy..but nawt asmuch as it was
Wiffawt enniwun trien tew snorglol meh.
I see, in order of importance, a belleh that needs floofing, an armpit that needs tickling, and a couple of feet that need smooches.
Doan furgets teh chin dat needs skritchin!
Definitly tiem to get owt teh brush brush brush mmm feels soooo gud brush mmm.
supa lazy kitteh stay sleep…
Oooooo…..ai wantz tew snorgel dat bellie!
is teh most wunnurfull tyme uv teh yeer!