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Doan’t wan’t fansee cloez!
Ohai nd Conga Ratz awn leeding teh brayde, Anni
* PB duz a littlol dans, dans awn teh tablol tawp …..
*
Ohai, Anni and Krelm and P.B. Gud mawning and congrats on your freeway tie. Hao’s by you all this morning/evening/whenever?
I can tell summurr is ending – - it’s 6:00 and still dark outside. Bah
taht’s funy, heer it’z 3:00 an still dark out too!?
adntanx for teh congo ratz!
Eben funnyer – itz 6.12 an dark heer two! (In teh pee em!)
Ohai an congratz, Anni, PB an Krelm, an ohai Q!
Ohai Q !! Ime teh gud nd Spring iz neerly sprung (ofishally heer awn Wennsday) !! Blossum haz blossed nd Ai wuz swoopt by magpies todai awn mai cyclol ried !!
Tehy hab a reppyuutayshen faw it !!
ht tp://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Tsz5nX9
we haz the magpies too, iz big fun to sit on the porch and watching them ‘tak people!!
*a lil single malt makes it a lot funnier!
*
Adn ai lubz teh carolling saond ob a ozzie magpie:
*press teh play button abuv teh graph*
ht tp://www.freesound.org/samplesViewSingle.php?id=42189
We haz lawts ov carololing in teh middlol ov teh nite laytlee. *OCM wunners wot teh magpis ar doing*
Du tehy fink itz lolmass??
iz better than elebenty bazillion cock-ee-twos inna big tree owt sied yer window at fibe AM!! (S. Perf 1977ish)
bein modrated!
try this…
iz better than elebenty bazillion c***-ee-twos inna big tree owt sied yer window at fibe AM!! (S. Perf 1977ish)
Dey ar stil dere….
We hav corellas – berry noysee.
Wel taht nesting fayld.
* sumtiemz happinz wen a cawmint iz in moddyrayshen, OCM *
i hadda lesser corella when i libed in OZ, kep VERRY dark cober on hiz hutch at nite, or neber get anee sleep!!!
*good alarm clock though*
Butt(!!) hao can it be Spring on Wednesday? In Oz, duzzn’t you have to waiting for the Equinox??
No, it’z ‘fishloly 1rd ob Setpemba nd Summa awn 1nd Dekemba
!
!!
Burdeez ar bluuming nd blossumz arr hatshing awlreddi
Mai blossims blossd sebral tiems alreddi – berry confyoosing wen teh wevver is sew weerd.
‘blossd’
*wispas* Ai borroed it frum Peebee up furver – it sowndid gud.
no matter, i still likes it…
Yez, mi tuu !! Iz nao mai copyreight sew yoo twu ow mi wun munne ebree tiem yoo say oar tihnk ob “blossd” !! Otay ??
Nawt a coak? Ai hab a coak heer if u wont. Munnee – hmmm. Nawt seam tu hab enny ov dat.
Itz otay, yoo can puut it awn teh Tab !!
* ‘memba, itz teh thott taht cowntz
*
bery spritely of you… yor commintz remayn fresca!
Iffn u fink aim gonna be blossd arownd bai u…. o.O
i now copee rite “bloomd” neber yooz “blossd” again. whoops! (dam) soo me!!!
Ai nao copyreit teh wurd “coppirite” in awl itz spelinkz
!!
!!
STN
ahem, i TRADE & MARK (jus lyk teh Smif Bros.) ebberee thing in teh yoo nee verse
Sins ai wurks fur a ni pee lolyer ai will kollekt de applekayshuun feese fur yor coppeerite and traydmarx an submit dem to de pattin toffis on yor beharf.
[as far as yoo nose]
Yoo seme liek a nonest sowl !!
* It iz patently obveeuss yoo donut wont tu flees uss *
Woollee rly tayk ur munnee??
Ai fink she be smoof as silk and fabricated teh whole fing!
Thx fur teh congrats! It’s 11.15 heer an teh sunn iz tryin 2 shyne – iz playin pee-a-boo wiv teh pleh clowdz!
Wel at leest it’z trieng !! Letz hoap it wins
!!
Kitteh sez, “Caik, WONT”
Kitteh awlso sez, “.. Nd yoo can keap teh hat and Edith tuu”
* Puut mi daon bifoar sumwun getz hurt !!! *
But it’s really cold and windy and autumnee here … brrr!!! Only 56F …. Ai is glad to sit in an office today!
Ohai Caterpigglee!! Did u hav a nies birfdai????
Yes, fank u! Ai totally missed teh LOL where u were putting gud wishes – read it this morning during breakfast. I was showered in mail and email and faithbuk posts … was wonderful. Ai lubs having mai burfday!
dammit
Janet
??
Did yoo ever see teh RHPS in teh theetor wit teh creazee peeps?
big fun! silly and messy, but(!) fun…
Ai saw it awn stage in Melburn in 1975 oar 76, ai tihnk !! Taht wuz befoar teh moobee kaim heer !! Ai tihnk ai saw teh moobee teh wunss ‘bowt a dekaid layter !! It’z a catchee show
!!
did teh peeps in oz know all teh wordz adn skwert water adn thro rice etc?
Yesh, yesh. Awl teh werdz bai hart.
it playded at midnite seben dayz a week heer in L.A. for 22 years!!?!
*sold out too*
*big cleanup for theetor, lil smelly too!*
now itz TV studio
It STILL plays here in Munich effury day in wun of the theatres – bery late at night, but it plays!
all waze new gener ashun.
Ohai Upfi !! Wuz yor Berfday partee liek kittehz ?? Did enniwun hab tu bi hald bak frum teh fud
??
Ohai, PB! May partee was quite differment – nawt-sekkund, dere were no partee hats. Umbrellas yes, cos it was raining when we left the Indyan restaurant. As effury had their own dish to nom on, nobody had to be hawled back from teh food – sumwun did get seconds and thirds but only because other peeps didn’t finish their dishes.
Taht Indyan fud iz nommy
!! Gud tu kno it didnut go tu waist
!!
Nenne an ai had sum derlishus Indyan fuuds in Baker St, Lunnun. Yum!
*eers perk up*
ooh yesh – an it was helfy too!!
Oh, it did go tu mai waist, dun’t worry!
Yez, tehy did layter; nawt in 1975 !!
itz mai partee arfta awl
It’s my party
and I’ll cry
if I want to
Awwww. U wanna tishoo?
Bleshoo.
Fangs, A1.
many pointee endz in aten dance.
Ai get no kikk frum sham pain ♫ ♪
Yood get teh reel thing if ai kik yoo tho.
*wispas* I woodnawt kik yoo reely, pb, honnist.
Wud yuu reboot mai compewter ?? Taht wudnut hert, nao n agenn !!
of corse not, it’z a sham.
(did you ever hear the original lyics? (shock) for shame Cole!)
substitute a Colombian export that rhymes with “champagne”
Ooooo !! It wuz teh fashun, aifinkso !!
yup.
Heers sumtihng tu relaks yoo:
lmfao. foot stickin’ out.
ohai! happi birfdai, kitteh!
And I lurvs teh back foot sticking up in2 teh pikchur. Like the foot is photobombing the scene.
Taht fuut iz teh Fuut ob Payn if yoo get tuu kloas !! * nods *
Dis kitteh reminds me of sum peepl’s littlol hoomins >.<
fain noh cheezburger foar yu!
Tihs kitteh luks a lot happyer! (Fanks fur sharin, Nennepus!)
ht tp://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/7963657/A-long-tailed-macaque-monkey-adopts-a-kitten-in-the-forests-of-Bali-Indonesia.html
Awwww. Cyoot!
Ohai Ambercat! Haoz teh huch?
Tina Marina Bunrab eggsplord ebree inch ov it yestermadai – had to “purr swade” Valerie Velvet Bunrab an Axl Pig to taek teh Grand Tor butt tehy is enjoin it noa – Ai bort tehm lots ob tois an treets so tehre is lots to do. Tina had started pullin her furs owt an Ai thort it mite be bordum. Ai sujjested she reed a buk but she diddunt wont to!
Ai lubbs ur bunneh nayms. Berry orijeenal. Glad tehy ar enjoiing teh nyoo haus.
Tiem to walk Aurelia and then go to stoopy werque. Obai for nao!
Bai Q! Bai Aurelia!
Oh, hai!
I haz a berfday today too! Gettings ooooold! And dis is mai 1st comment here, tho ive been watchings fur long tiem! Liek stealth kitteh :3
Ohai! A belayted Happi Birfday tu yuuuuuu!
krikuts,
wind wistlolin,
solitaree tumblol weed roolz by,
wolf inna distanse,
lonlee eegal inna sky,
an krelm hazta say gbai!
gbai Krelm!
Ohai Flyingkai!! Hao u beeing tudai? Iz Zoe gibbing u lawts o cuddlols?
Obai Krelm! *wunners wear WP wil payst dis cawmint*!!!
The Cake is a Lie!
Zee cake is a lah!
An I wanted to lick da bowl!!! Nawt fair…momma awlwaiz lets sumwun else lick da bowl!
http://cheezburger.com/floydfan04240/lolz/View/3908352512
The cake is a lie!
Oh…wait…I must’ve been teleported over here from Bob’s video games because someone said cake, sorry guys.
But I want cake!!!