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Arghhhhhh! Floof!
*Titanz CHRG*
Congarats, OCM! Yesh, dis bee uh berry kyoot kitteh. Guud fing ai haz uh hare appoint mint an haz tu leeve oar ai mite bee in trubble!
Thx, ‘Niser. Nawt bee layt oar u mite nawt catsh teh hare!!
Congrats. OCM …. Um, wat u doin up dis laet?
Thx Annipuss! Iz onlee midnite. Ai hardlee ebber go tu bed erlee awn a Friedegg nite.
Ah, dass ok den – Ai haz a comfuzzled ‘bowt awl teh tiemz heer!
Ai iz sebben owers in frunt ov u, until dailite robberee finishs. Wen iz taht, BTW?
Lass weekend in Oktobur (2am Sundai 31th Aifink)
Aha. Fankyu.
*hands OcM teh snorgle snorkle an congarats awn leedin teh pak*
Sen fur teh enjinearz ….
yesh? *looks at kitteh*
SSQQUUUEEEE!!!!
…an teh paramediks!
an teh fyremenz! U kno…safetee nawt-sekkond!
ai fawt it wuz sayftee thurd.
I herd uh joke like dat wunce, bet yew nose wut it wuz.
Wat duz an enjin nead eerz fur?
…..an teh ant sir izz?……
Ai dunno! Ai juss thort dat mite be teh joek NC wuz finkin uv!
Yesh dats teh wun.
Ai suppose maybee sew dey can herd teh cattlol cars?
WP gobblold mai kommint.
Ai herd uh joke liek dat wunce, ai bet yew nose wut it wuz.
*HARUMPH*
**sneeks up to NC**
SCHMOO!!!
**runz wifakwikness**
[flips hair trying to entice Red to return]
**iz drawn bak to NC, butt nawt knoes why**
I iz at ur mersee, my Kalifornee fren.
**rites dis trik in sekrit noatbuuk, foar fyoochur referins**
[hands Red pillow]
**sniffs**
Yummmmm….. I lyk it butt nawt kno why.
Mebbe I has sum nyse dreems.
Ohai, NC66! *waevs floofee paw*
Lawng tiem, no see — how u iz?
Ohai NS! [waves bak]
Ai iz gud. Dirty butt(!) gud.
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Gawt myself uh tractor.
Strolls to Nawty barn- luks inside for NC… ohai, Red- whatcha doin sniffin dat pillo?
an needz a hug
{{{{{{BF}}}}}}
8)
Hoo kneads an eggskyoos???
rite! {{{{{{{{{{cheezfrendz}}}}}}}}}}
I was gonna say…
((((((((((((((((((((hugs to all, for the heck of it!!!)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
heer {{{bluesfan}}} hav anuthur wun
Oh noez, ai haz fawlin an ai kant gett up!
butt iz otay…ah’ll jus nap heerzzzzzzzzzzz
i has a noodle too!
call 9 elebenti….
i seem to has trubles finding dhe elebenti buttin on fone…
…what we do now?
*beep* *boop* *boop*
*ring* *click*
9 eleven. What’s your emergency.
Yess, um, ohai. Derz bin uh rekk.
Yes sir. What’s the location?
ICHC.
Did you say you see a sea. Are you next to an ocean?
No, izza gnu LOL in cheezland.
There’s a lull in New Zealand?
No, teh kitteh iz really bork.
Borg! Is this at the Star Trek convention?
NO! Teh Cali iz payin foar it. She iz scene stars.
OH! Dat IZ uh cat-astro-fee.
[stawps tapping foot]
[trains kitteh tew stay on track]
ponders tryin to trayne a kitteh to do anyfing cept sliip in teh sun, mooch for grubbage at 5:30 am, kik litr al obr teh playse…
Dat eezy. [puts favorite blak sweater awn track]
*smile*
Woo! It’s a brayde! OCM, anni and bf! Wonder what’s new at the ty booteek? And I bet there’s fresh pi at the pi stall!
Yay! Lets awl goe!
mmmmm…..peech pi wif ise kreem!
Yumyumyumyum…..mai fabrit.
yeah..
peech pi wiff banilla eyescreem. purrfict 4 a hot dai.
Must … snorglol … kitteh!
Heer, doan fergit ur snorkle!
!!SPLORT LEBEL ELEVENTY!!
!!SPLORT LEBEL ELEVENTY!!
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All CCC Crews to Akshun Stayshuns! Chokklit Martoonie Truks to teh reddy! Awl paws on dek! Ennyfing can happun in teh negst half hour!
Ai will taek a choklit martooni as a pre kawshun,ifdatsok?
ai can haz a pre-cat-shun-aree mimosa?
*hadns owt pre-cat-shun-aree drynkies*
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Yesh, indeed iz gud to tayk steps tu nawt splort. Iz rekker-minted dat awl cheezpeeps tayk soot-ibul steps. Teh following gite-limes aer prezented foar yore eddimakayshun.
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Nawt Sekkund: Drynk lawts. Chokklit martoonies adn mimosas hab proobin benefits, eshpeshullly affer teh elebentyith.
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Sekkund: Luuk at sumfing nawt kyoot. IBM technical manools aer espeshully gud at calming mynds abowt tu splort, butt may hab teh side-effeks ob cawzing egg-stream drowsiness.
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Fird: Mayk shore yore CHRG haz nawt passed iz egg-spire-ayshun dayt. Iffen it haz, free CHRG w/doi aer abvaylabul from enny splort recobury sent-oars.
Fankees, jd. Ai lukked in teh windoughs uv teh Ty Booteek last weekweekweek adn saw a speshull fannee-pak tu hold mai CHRG w/doi fore dose speshull okashuns when yu want tu be fashun abull.
Luk owt!! Is a trap!!! BEWARE TEH POINTEE ENDZ!!!!
*kitteh luuks innersint* Ai dunno wat u meen hooman!
Do inner cents collekt interest?
This is another picture of the lovely kitteh “Fuwari,” done by Junku–the same kitteh jumping up in the “blankie out of the dryer” LOL yesterday, and the “shiny device” LOL a while back too, as our friend Mingcat noticed yesterday! Prettih kitteh, and there are many more pictures of her on Junku’s Flickr site –
ht tp://www.flickr.com/photos/junku/sets/267169/ (mind the gap)
Thanks for sharing the pictures, Junku!
And congrats on teh front-page caption, manda!
Fanks fer teh info Lungdoc! Wat a bootiful kitteh!
Musta been skeerd ub de jiant maus an falled ober!
Monorail cat: Yew shuld hab scene it! It wuz dis beeg!
Caliko!
**YOINK**
Wel u tukk ur tiem! :winnk:
Erm….dats wun n….
Sowwy, I wuz eetin lunsch.
I lubs dat floofy belleh. Mayks me wanna go hoam an snorglol my bebbehs.
An hao iz teh abuv menshund yung laydees?
Wayt….Dini izza gerl oar a boi?
Bofe of dem iz girlees.
Dini iz shortind vershun of “Houdini” cuz hur iz ezkayp artist.
Berry spoylifyed, an I nawt kno how dat happind!
Dini lyks to go owt foar walkees awn hur leesh.
Awl kittehz shood be spoylifyed. Dem ar lubblee.
See, jiant maus ebil.
http://blog.mousekingdom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/MickeyLimited.jpg
TPFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (BELLY FLURBURTS!!) Now to pick kitty hair out of my nose, mouth & eyes…
*hands Angie a damp sham-wow*
Dus taht helps?
Nekst tym, put yur Snorgle Snorkel awn furst!
Nekst tym, put yur Snorgle Snorkel awn furst!
Heers a liddle sawng (sawree furr teh karee-okey lyrics) iffn yu eber bin sad abowt a lorst luv. Sawree iffn ize bringin teh mood daown…
O mai, hee had sum grate songs! It iz sad but bootiful
Mai awl tyme faborite sawng uv longing an luv lost iz dis wun, by teh fabulus Miss Bonnie Raitt, iz sew sad but wun uv teh mos gorgus sawngs ai kno, sew simpul an elegint
Yesh, I lubs dis sawng. Iz beyootimus an sad.
I haz been knowed to sing dis wunse in a whiel.
Heers my contribushin…
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Sum peeplolz iz hardur to get outta ur systim den uvvurs.
{{{RHSB}}} Shud wii starts a klub, Red? I’ll purrvide teh teashurts. (all blak!)
Fanks, AC.
I can has mournin veil to go wiffit?
Tahts rite dammit!!!
Sinse Red is wanderin rownd inna veil ah’ll inklude dis bershun uv a klassik…its teh totalee awsum Chieftains! Oh, an sum uvver guy naimed Mick sumfin.
Attempts tew break up dis menashjury ob melunkolly melodeez. Dis type of sawngs yoozed tew maik me berry sad til ai lerned tew forgive myself and stawp wunderin wut ai did wrong tew coz fings. So, here’s to moving forward.
yep, ur rite {{{nc66}}}
Ai haz postd dis sawng afore sew ai hoaps u awl wil fergiv meh…but itz mai purrsinal sawng dat alwais gibs meh hoap an maiks meh feel guud iffen ahm daown.
♫ its the wings of experience that make you fly.. ♫
Oh dats uh gud wun. Ai hab nawt herd it befoar. Ai iz glad yew repostd it.
Naow dat reeeely takes mii bak. Diss is wun talintid lady. Fanks BF.
Awwww. Berry sad.
Ai be going tu bed nao cos itz layt. Sea u nekst tiem.
Ohai Africat!!
Nitey nite!
Nite OCM!
Luks to me liek monorail cat is de-tailed.
Iffiz troo, she can has tu go tu teh retailer??
Mawn~O~Rayl Flooffee
Kitteh wawntz sum Huggeez andz
lawwwwng Belleh Snorgillz!
Mawn~O~Rayl Kitteh
habz lawtza ekkssta Floof wutz
maykz Kitteh skinnee!!
Mawn~O~Rayl Kitteh
woodz awllso nawtz myndz sum fresh
Toona Feesh andz Creem!!!
Jack.
Awsum Jack!
*clappity clappity*
*sets out toon fish & fresh creme*
annuder grate pome Jack!
Snorgle alert!
(Puts on snorkle and dives in)
people are ruining the cconcept of monorail kitteh. MONORAIL KITTEH IS REALLY FAT, NOT CHUBBY, SILLEYY! notcool……
Maybee iz S.L. series express monorail kitteh. :-8
*pshht* emoticon fail!
mai ai offer u sum caik, ami frend?
*mai* frend. lolspeek spellin fayle, teehee!
define S.L.?
An ai will namez him George, an ai will hugz him, an petz him, an squeez him
…adn pat him adn pet him…
…adn rub him adn caress him and…
Ai will stroke hiz bill adn rub hiz pretty fevvers…
Hey, wait a minute!
Oh George… you were naughty to pretend you was a bunny rabbit! Bad old George!
*whispers*
ai wuld lub sum cake. Iz nawt fat free, iz it?
Noe! Iz teh fat-filled Debbilsfud caek wif teh Gee Ar Dellee choklit frostifying. Adn foar mai purrsonal enjoi mint, Ai hab added sum rum tu it foar a liddle moar flavvur.
Oooh. mmmm. Sew Luscious. *nom*
Aww, poor monorail cat.
love it
Wow! So many votes! Thanks you guys! I will make many more catz for you!!
Thanks again! :3
Congratz and thanks again to you, manda!
Kitty HAS cheeseburger