I scoff at yur baby gate and yur feebul attempt to contain me!
ah, so u’z da wun hoo started da prizon wryit?
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an where is teh fud?
conga ratz, carosue!
I ar wun when I iz at home and tu when I iz at heer at ar neu bukstore. We hazza open!
Oh boy! Bukz!! I lubz bukz!!! Gud luk wif deh noo store!!!
*SPLORT*
*dragz in teh CCC.
oh deer!
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
Dat bedder Taya?
heerz a chokklit possum. dinna luk at the kitteh for a while!
Gammacat, I haz a qwestion. Wut iz a chokklit possum? Izit possum dipped in chokklit or possum mayde awt uf chokkylit?
oh, mans, dat kwestshun jest maded teh chokklit possum eben mores effektibs remedy aginst teh splorts
Ai izzina gammacat, but ai kin answer ur kweschun.
Itz a chokklit in teh shaep uv a possum. Itz yummeh so u kin relaxify, but itz nawt kyoot (tho aifink possumz iz kyoot in a weerd way).
Fankees, Nightshayde! I dun fink we has met. *extenze floofly paw ‘o frendship*
PS I iz @ mah mom’s haus tunite, an miss mai Zoecat sew sew sew much. Cheezpeeps, hao do you nawt be sew lonly wiffout ur kittehs?
yu comes heer, of korse!
oar tayks dem wiff yoo tu visit der gramma.
Ai cant taek Zoe wiff me– wen I cee mah Mom, she pics meh up frum Workz–iz closer to her than frum mah dad’s were Zoe and I libez mostestly. ann I cannt taek Zoe to werk wif me.
ai cants tayk mai goggies wif mee eethur. ai trys nawt tu mayk dem travvul now dat dey is old (16 yeers).
yup. ai traffulz eh lawt fur biznis; ai mis mai kittehz awl teh tyem (speshullee at niyt).
I noes. Wen Im wiffout Zoe at niyt, who will stepz on me whill I sleepz? Who will keepz mah feetses warm? Who will maek happee-kitteh noysez adn lil kitteh snorez?
{{{{{flyingkai}}}}}
Fank you, catena, foar da hugz. I feel a lil bit better nao haz talked tu cheezpeeps!
I fink Im a ‘helilcopter parent’—I awlways call a few tymes tu maek sure Zoe iz okay, haz come inside at nyte, haz gotten mai e-males, adn nose I lub her. Mai Dad prolly finks I’m crazycakes.
Ai nebber stay away frum howm ennymoar!
Fanks Gammacat *noms chokklit possum*
did teh liddol kitteh just splort on mai BUKS? Ewww! I hope diz CCC yunit has the optional environmental sanitizer attachmendt!
conga-rats on teh new bookstore!
Yoo has a bookstore? Ai wud get noffing dun! Ai wud reed awl day!
BTW, nies to meet yoo!.
dat’s whut mai kittehs say when they climb ober the babygate. Iz heer, feed me!
Ai will purrrvayl!
Ooh, cummin daon teh obber syde is a littlol trikkeh! *flump!*
*Pikz up AP and dusts him off*
U ok? Here, haz a treet!
Treet? *kittehs com running from all over cheezland*
Fankees, mai cween! *nom-nom …
… runs*
Treets? Ican has tweets??
aiz heden fur teh sealing!
um, can ai has moar fensing plzthx.
Ai will feerlessleh obercum awl obstaklols u puts befoar meh!
Kitteh strugglols at boot camp. “Drop an gimmee 20!”
*drops tu teh fluur*
*mews fybe tymez*
*loozes kownt, mews wuns agen, luuks up expektenleh*
lik lik lik lik lik lik lik lik lik lik lik lik lik lik lik lik lik lik lik lik
Fankyoo, catena. *Grabs shamwow* *Gives a few drops of mewk to AP*
*likk-likk*
*luuks up, mews lowdur, klymz up fenss agen, mewling*
Waht, yoo want MORE mewk? *Gives a few more drops* Too much nawt gud for kittehs.
*klymz daon obber syde ob fenss*
*rubs up agenst pjpz shins*
Ai lykes toona tuu, adn kittehs can has lotsa dat, ryte?
*luuks up wiff bestest innosint luuk*
“Klachemp” *Opens yet another can of FF, toona, ov course*
Yay! Fankees pjp! Ur teh beff!
*nom-nom-purrrr-nom-nom*
*Puts owt fresh water* Schoos! BBL!
:snerk: *whispurrz* M am nawt a vowel.
Then ai’ll take “Teh letter of teh paw” foar $800
PatAlex.The answer is…The consonent that wen omitted frum uh kiss becomes teh intenshun ob uh hiss.
Oh… oh no… ow, ah… oh, here it comes… ah… ahh… HEADASPLODE!
Oh dear god. Whew.
dis kitteh is DANJERUS!
*dragz in teh CCC.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
Dat bedder?
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie. dinna luk at the kitteh for a while!
U’ve gawt teh kyootest littlol bebbeh faice!
*splort!*
*dragz in teh CCC.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
Dat bedder?
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie. dinna luk at the kitteh for a while!
*Handz gammacat a chokklit martoonee*
Running deh CCC b fursty werkz!!
FangQ mai kween
*sipsipsip*
Mai cween, yu allwayz awn teh reddy wiff teh choklitt martoonis. Aifink ai wann tu come daon tu dat RV ob yoars an rokk teh nite awai wif yu, Rishard an Budd!
Fankies, gammacat!
Ai wuz so splorted, Ai crasht ‘n’ burnd fur alwmoast elebenty ours! (Dis being the nawt-sekkund weekweekweek uv skewl wif teh nawt-sekkund grayd rugratz mite have had sumfing tew dew wif it, tew!)
But dat kitteh iz full uv kyoot and preshus!
dis kitteh remynez me awf me!
mai muddah kud NAWT kepe me in teh yahd. Noe fensch kud hoyld me!
herz wud tel me ‘stae in teh yahd!’ ai wud stae fur fife minitz, figgah ai had fulfild teh lettah awf teh law (herz nebbah told me hauw lawng tu stae!), den ai wuz goyn, behbeh, goyn.
yoo cannawt stawp mee, sillee hoomin!
Iz a babee ceeling cat and dis not stop me
But…but…(yor) containments iz cyootile.
ohai nc66. Iz good tew be seeing yoo again. axually, I gets here so seldom, is good good tew be seeing awl! ♥♥♥
Ohai sunny. Nice tew seeing yew tew.
Heard you was nawt feeling so well, a while back? am hopingso you is awl good good now?
Yeah, dat wuz sum whylols ago. Fit azza fiddlol nao.
Though, ai neber scene uh fiddlol dew N-E calistenikks.
Hao iz yew? Gud ai hoap.
I abides. Troll doing much better. We are the good good good. *nods*
aifinkso. Glad you are healfy now. I noze was some wyles, but I not coming heer too often lately. Need to fixify that!
i iz glad teh tr0ll iz doing better. {{{sunny & her tr0ll}}}
snerk; am so glad taht you am glad!!!
Ai 2nd dat {{{{{sunny & tr0ll}}}}}
fankees much, nc66! aifinkso ai nebber cud have gotted thru it awl wiffout my beloved cheezpeeps!
Cheezpeeps rock!
*whispurs*
I stayed away too long. I comes here now, and am not knowing minny peeps, and feel like a dinosaur.
Pleez tew nawt tell?
U noe u iz awai tu long when teh noo peeps opfher U teh floofy paw ov frenship an welkoms U 2 Cheezland!
Nubbunny haz dunned taht to/fore u, noe yesh?
Ohai sunnyhuckle, yu nawt luuk lyk a dynasor!!
Glad to seeing yu heer todai, adn so pleezed furr teh troll nyooz.
{{{{sunny adn troll}}}}
Is guud to heering teh troll is improobed. Dat must be such a releef fur u.
Releef izza good werd, a good feeling. Yes, he am doing bedder. Fankees, K-roo!
{{{{{sunny an hurr troll}}}}} sew glad tew see u sunnyhunny!
Ai yam glad ai not onlee splorter on dis lol. Mai noo Hoover Splort-vac iz commin in handee.
ohai, saaski. We haz nawt met? *eggstenz teh floofy paw* I haz nawt been heer as often as I like, lately.
Ohai Sunny! Sowwy ai took sew lowng to say Ohai. *shayks floofy paw*
ai just gotted a “time out.” *sniff* I wasn’t bad, why I get a time out? Was frum weerdpress? or Exploder? *sniff* going to get me some firefox naow!
ai lubs tey fyrefawks! eggspeshully wif teh Adblocks!
ohai keshet! ai haz been heering good good things about firefox, iz just old and stuck, but needs to learn to reach out and embrace teh gnu!
an dat its free mayks it eezeeur.
free iz good
ai alsew leiks teh Open Office cuz is free. dat it duz fings dat MS Office cant issa bonus!
Yoo see me embracing?
{{{{{{{firefox}}}}}}}
O! o! Duz dis meening ur kom pyooter am fixted? Or sumpfing?
hmm, ifinkso usualy wen taht happens is teh website servers taht iz being bad.
but yesh, yoo shuld haz a firefox. wif a adblokk. iz in teh “add-ons” at teh firefox site. after yoo gets it yoo haz to making shur yoo clikks on teh arrow by teh adblokk sine, tehn on “preferences” tehn on “filter” tehn on “add filter subscriptshun” (iz free, no subscripshun price) tehn on “EasyList (English)” taht iz teh list ob teh bad fings for adblokk to blokking.
{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}
ohai! fankees for the info! Has mystifyed yoo!
ohai {{{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}}} not been commenting az much, my brayn iz on strike an won’t fink ob funny fings to say.
Ohai lunarmommy! Gud tu sea u!! Iz u stil enjoyink sunshien oar haz teh fawl arribed?
fall will be heer in anovver munf or so. cannot come too soon! but we haz been habbing sum nice thunderstorms lately, dis iz being owr thunderstorm seezon.
LM, yoo nawt haz to be funny. Yoo just be YOO. ‘K? ‘K?
ohai sunny! Iz nyce to seeing u! {{sunny}}
Ohai kittyroo!!!
ohai OzcatMum!
ohai, K-Roo!
Haz myssed awl veryveryvery much!
{{{{{{{OzcatMum}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{KittyRoo}}}}}}}}
ai haz nawt been heer so much, but plan to be, starting NOW!
Ohai OCM!
Just in case someone duzzint hab the Fawks, but wantz to know how to block ads with IE (version 7 or 8 only)…
Go to: ht tp://www.vista4beginners.com/AdBlock-Plus-Filters-Internet-Explorer-8
Works pretty well akshully.
Mind the gap
Kin ai yoos dis awn mai teebee?
Ads dribe meh nbutz.
Erm….nutz.
do yo habbink teh dvr? I hazza friend hoo just records whuddebber him is wanting to watch, then can fast-forward thru the commershuls win he is watching.
ai juss gottid a DVR an its bin gud! is nys tu bee ablol tu wach wen ai wunts tu an skip teh commurshals. ai also lubs teh “paws libe tv” tu!
Ai nawt wotsh menny teebee, butt(!) mai huzbing duz an ai kin heer teh ads. Kneads anuvver haus?
ifn yoo knead it, will it rise sooner?
in Ozland, is teh volyoom on teh comurshals crankt ohai ur dan teh tv shoh? ai finds dis verry anoy yin.
Yesh. Dats teh moast anoy in fing foar meh two. Mayks meh jump.
ai hayt beeyin yelld at by teh comurshalls. eggspeshally wen ai is wachin a kwiet or dramatical shoh.
in ‘marikka, tehy is regulating teh volume stuffs, but the commershuls gitz around it by using a diffrent ranje of TONES. Can yoose teh same volume, change teh tone to a diffrent octae, and SOUNDS louder to teh hyoomin eers.
*looks ankshusly ober sholders*
uh-oh, is teh volume police, accompanied by teh conspiracy police!
*runsawaywifafleetnesstobeenvied*
octave. sawry, my vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv key sticks!
Yesh, ai letts mai hubcat du awl dis kine ob ting…gibs himz uh porpoise, yesh, aifinko!
fankees, nc66. Is teh good information. I am heering taht Exploder is old and bad, I needs to learn to let go.
Ai nawt noez wut Exploder iz, butt (!) (*in bess impreshun*) Yu needz tu gett rid ob Exploder nao,,,gett rid ob nao, du yu heer mee?
*sownds ob beeeeeeeg exploshun*
Arrrrggghh! Ezploder explodid!!
Dat wuz sposed tu bee…..In bess Ahrnald impresshun!
*whispurs conspitatorily*
…iz teh Internet explorer, in disrespect-speek.
and, yes, it DUZ explode, sumtymes, izza nawt-purty syte!
Ohai sunny!! Guud tu see yu kawminting heer. Hao yu bee?
Oh, ‘Niser! Is SO GOOD TO BE WELCOMED!!!!!
I abides. Troll is bedder, haz had 2 braynium sir juries, is recooperating, aifinkso will all come to good in teh end. Is a long waiting, but he really is better! aifinkso finkso finkso! SRSLY! I finkso I am bedder now, to be back, and be welcomed. I stayed away too long, and donut noze awl teh gnu peeps, but minny is welcoming, some is friending, is ICHC as ai merembers it, a good good good place.
ai shud nebbernebbernebber hab stayed away so long!
Haz mystifyed awl my friends so much! But, was skairt of me, and teh stuff in my hed, teh pleh, y’noze? ai got weerd in my hed, and had to go away.
Yu stay heer wiff uss, sunny. Yu bee betterer den. Wee lubs yu. Ai noez wutt dis iz awl abowt, yu R nawt alone.
{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}
Ai bin frew teh mill maiseff dis yeer. 2010 nawt guud tew mee. Yu hang in der, an comez heer wenn yu needz teh frenz, wee bee heer foar yu, yu heer mee?. Yu emayo mee iffn yu needz uh fren., honeee.
Oh, ‘Niser! Thank you, thank you, thank you. You know, and still lubs me? Oh, ‘Niser!
*collapses into ‘Nisers loving arms, sobbing*
yoo noze, and still lubs me? Oh, ‘Niser! Yoo are teh bestest friend, ever! I haz had such a sad. I should have come back sooner, but, is hard, y’noze? Iz very hard now.
Yoo iz habbing a hard time? wut can I do to be halping? Iz awl I ebber wanted, was tew be halping. I will gladly halp yoo, ifn I can? I am always feeling bedder, win ai can halp. I finkso, will never leave again.
Doan bee sadd nao, honee. Iz awl gudd. Wee are heerz foar eechubber. Yesh, ai habs hadd uh hard yeer…..lawst mai Daddy in Janyooairy an denn lawst mai jawb ob 23 yeeryeeryeers in April. Butt (!)Cheezland iz mai sweet kumfert, alawng wif mai hubcatt, mai frenz an mai famblee. Lyfe iz guud, foar teh moast part, an peeps lyke yu keepz mee going. Wee R heer foar eechuvver, aifinkso!
*reechez owt tu honeysucckle foar uh hugg*
Ai meened sunnyhuckle ob corse!*
{{{{{{{{{{‘Niser}}}}}}}}}}
*whispurs*
thank you. Let’s heal together, OK? We can do it, I noze we can! I noze about losing teh daddy, *nods* oh yes, I noze. We halps each otter? is how iz done, right? We halps each otter. Pleez tew see yur profile, inna few, after I checks on Annie and her splort. ‘K? Will be there soon, sunny promises!
Night nao sunny, ai habs tu hitt teh hay oar hubcatt wil habs mai hedd!!! Tawlk tu yu suun. Sweet kitteh dweems an snorgles tu yu mai fren!!
Yu stay heer wiff uss, sunny. Yu bee betterer den. Wee lubs yu. Ai noez wutt dis iz awl abowt, yu R nawt alone.
{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}
Ai bin frew teh mill maiseff dis yeer. 2010 nawt guud tew mee. Yu hang in der, an comez heer wenn yu needz teh frenz, wee bee heer foar yu, yu heer mee?. Yu emayo mee iffn yu needz uh fren., honeee.
Ai guess postid twyce foar emfasis….uverwize dun noez Y….Ai reelee meended dat.
i sekkund… er, um, thurd taht!
Ai yooz firefawx. Is gud.
muz ezkape – need nomz….
ohai, Kitteh Daze. Um, we haz nawt met?
I halps yoo to eggskape, ifn yoo halps me to not be looking at taht sweet wite kitteh wif teh pinkee tongue?
*eggstens teh floofy paw ub friendingness*
Hoo-teenee maykes annuver daring eggscape!
Doan wurry. Ai woan Teller dat yew left teh Penn.
ooooh.
*puts on goggles and wraps bandanna ober teh ize*
That sweet wite kitteh wif teh pinkee tongue is getting to me!
*hides head in virtual sand*
Srysly, ai take issue wif dis issue.
Ai pooh-pooh yor porcullis
Ai rebuff yor restraint
Ai scorn yor stoppage
Ai ignore yor impediment
In udder wurds dis suppression stinks.
STN!!
Gotta go du sum stuffs. BBL.
ai chew awn yur child prooffin
ai fawt awn yur fence
ai vilifies yur villiany
ai gesticulate toward yur gate
ai defiles yur device
in sum toto: let me out!
*snerk* Number 2
sounds liek sumfing frum wunna doze Orbit commurshulz. Yew fence fawting lint likker!!!
Wutt? Dat iz nawt mai langwege bruvver, ai meen, it nawt mai vibe, yu noez wut ai meen?
um…yoo bofe lost me, but, well, is nawt so uncommon fur teh ole fawts like me!
Maybe dis whale halp.
OMG!!! LOL!!!
Sawree ai nawt reely an ackrawnim kynd ob personn, (reelee ai nawt), butt (!) dis is hilariuss!!
OH! tihs ole fawt gets it naow.
Fankees, nc66!
And fankees awl, fur teh welcome back. srsly. y’know?
Tuu kyooot! Must! Pet! Kitteh!
*Splort*
*takes deep breff…*
*makes appropriate emurjinsy sounds*
“muhWEEEhoo! MuhWEEEhoo pantpant muhw…wheeze pant…hwooo!”
*grabs the portablol CCC kart runs to Annie*
* skoopeez berry carefully up the braynes!*
*rinseez very carefully wif sparkling waters*
*patty pats the braynes back into the brayn place*
*ponders adding a Snugglol sheet fur anti-static…oh, what the heck, throze in Snugglol sheet*
*carefully replaces the brayne boanes back ober the braynium*
*taypee taypes the brayn boans back into place wif the hello kitty dukky taype*
*applize CHRG (wdoi) ans sekyures wif moar dukky taype*
*escorts Annie to the splort recubbery lounj, Pries ToeJam offa the floofy cheezpeepsmap blankee that he thinks is his mama, wraps Annie in a floofy cheezpeeps map blanky, eases onto the bark-a-lounjer* (no barks, juss sum lownjin!)
Here is a cup of hawt chawklit, an a choklit possum, an the instructions fur fillin owt yur census forms. Pleez tew be resting naow, K?
OH! And, lookee, here iz my sweet Oddity, to snorglol yoo!
Fankees! That floofy kitteh wuz just tuu much! Iz all better nao, aifinkso.
Am glad to be halping, Annie. Ifn yur going to splort, is better to be doing it urlyer, when more peeps is about!
Just had a feeling about tonight, when I seen taht adorable, white kitteh, wif teh pinkee mouf…uh-oh.
*puts bandanna back ober ize*
ennyway, haz been long and long since my last splort repair, good tew be knowing I am still up to it.
Yoo be careful, now, heer?
♥♥♥♥♥
{{{{{sunny}}}}} ai sayed hi up fred a bit but slides daow heer tew sai it agin, jus in kase!
Tuu adorablol! Must! Pet! Kitteh!
*Splort*
Oops! Iz sawrry fur mah dubble kawment…I dint tink it went throo.
Iz okeedokee, Annie, was teh hole reeson I camed tonite. Seen taht kitteh, and thawt, sumboddy gonna need halp! Schmooooz!
C’mon boys, letz blow dis popsikkle stand!
mmmmm! popsikklols!
I must prepare mah hed from the splodings.
(Puts on extra-strength CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
It’s such a cute litlol bebeh!
cute, dangerus bebeh!
*puts awn CHRG (wdoi)*
*puts awn 50′s style baivin kap ober CHRG*
*stil duzznt feel sekure frum imminint splortage*
*puts hokkey helmut awn ober baivin kap an CHRG*
*puts metal kichen kullender ober baivin kap an CHRG*
Hay, ai luuk GUUD!!
I is Murtphee in Wun Flew Ober teh Kitteh’s Nest….
Your muzzer woz a hamzter, and your fasher smelt of elderberries! Silly English knnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-iggets! Now go awai or ah shall taunt yoo a secund taime!