Grounded kitty wants to go outside.
i absolutlee hatez bein grownded.
Faeborit Coment: “Nao, nao, yu gots lottsa fings to do in here. Why dont you play wif your rattlemouse? or whak your toylet-papur-roll down teh stares? Or skratch on yr skratchinposte? or have a nap? or – or – I noe! why don yu go wawk aroun an aroun an aroun an aroun an aroun yr mama’s feets an den sit on what she’s readin? I bet den she lets yu go owt!”- Duffy
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Haz 2 serb hims tiem tho!
But eben a day is such a lawng tyme fur a kitteh!
A hoomin day iz a hole kitteh week!!! Nawt being abul too chays byrds foar a hole weeeeek!
Didnt no det eeting hoomans roasded chikkenz wos nawt allowded… Nawt his fawlt!
Duzznt hoomins kno? Awl ur chikkins belongs tu meh!
Congrats anni, awn ur solo! Cmon ebrywun… parteh at anni’z haus!
Thx AP! Gud job Ai had a bakin seshun 2day!
*shoz up wiff milks, adn a brolly* So whut u gots fur us?
*Shoz up wiff emtee plate an a hopeful*
*shoz up wiff a cuppa tee and a notebuk for the recipeas*
Ai maed honey an almund caek an applol an cinnamomomom (bofe ressipeez aer in teh cheez cukkbukk)
aahhh! sum peeps mite be wundering wut this cookbook we’re talking about!! read all about it heer: nennepus.wordpress.com
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Teh Otters Need Yu!
*shoz up layte*
*cuts a slyse ob simminnimmy kayk fur niser*
*poarz a glass ob milks tu go wiffs*
Deyr u go! Iffn we runs owt, ai shoor anni can bayk moar!
Oh fanks!
*nomsipnomsipnomsipnomsip*
Shows up wiv a hongree!
adn an foark! LOL
*nomnomnomnom* … Fankew, Anni – taht wuz teh lurvlolee adn nommilishus!
Ders burdeez owt der…
Juss luuk arown owt der! Ai seez…
Animyools ob awl sorts adn syzes!
Burdeez eetin seeds frum teh hangin feedur
Caliko kitteh frum across teh street
Dalmayshun wawkin wiff hims hyoomin
E…
Elleyfuntz …purplol wuns!
Fyne adn fantsee fings tu du
Garganchewonn gobbs uv goodees tu nom
Hoominz tu charmz wif mai kyootnis
I …
Everywun butt (!) mi is out there
Felines having fun wivout meh
Grasshoppers to chase
H…
Hansum boy kittehs to flurt wif
Ise creem man
Jumpin bugs jumpin
K…
Klimin treez waitin ta be climded!
Leapin Lizzards
Mostee beeyooteeful kitteh I eber sawed!
N…
Nuthatchez n chickadeez tu hunt
Ooak tree wif skwirrels
Pesky bugs two chase
R…
Rakk-goons aer in teh garbaj!!
Skwurrlgurls flurtin wif dere tayles
Tweety burds, still owt dere
U…
Udderlee annoyin chipmunkz
Vireos, warbling, alsew annoyin
Wadders, teh birdee baff needz sum
X…
Xtreemleh yummeh-luukin moffs flutterin agenst teh winder
Yello-belly sapsukkurs pekkin at teh treez
Zanee littlol yappy-dogz chaysin ebryfing dey seez
Yay!
burdeez, yesh… mabee catnippee plants two?
Oh yesh, must….habs….catnippee!!
Congarats awn yoar abatar an bloo nayme WC, and welkum tu dis happytayl playce!
thx ‘niser! dis iz a berry happytayl playce, aifinkso!
adn ai haz a bloo nayme anna abatar!
adn berry nice cheezpeepz to pleh wif, adn dansdansdans!
Time ouwt, kitteh!
Tyme in, u meens
snurk!
I can has earlee releese 4 tyme served an gud behavyor?
Wut kitteh finks is gud behaybur myte nawt mach hoominz daffynishun.
I shredded your toylet paper for you…
Maed it awl sawft an flooffee!
Mai nuu kitteh kant go owtsied yet (sez de shelterpeepl, tu git liddl kitteh used to mee), bawt she wontz owt so badddlee
Papa gotted a littlol kittin haltur adn leesh fur teh littlol minyuns, soz dat hims cud sho dem whut wuz owt der adn teech dems teh bowndreez wiffowt dems bein ablol tu run awf. Cyrano still nawt gets it (him tryz tu run, den plops daon adn sulks) but Sophie cums runnin wen hims gets owt teh leesh, soz she can has adbenchurz.
Toonces wassa street stray and has no desire to go back. Punkin was borned in my kitchen an doesn’t even know der’s an owtside.
Well, dey seez meh adn teh goggiez goin in-an-owt as we pleez, adn dey offin sits inna windur or mewl at teh skreen doar wen dey see papa or meh owt der, so dey defnitleh kno its der. Adn dey wuz bornded feral, soz dats whut dey meremburz growin ups.
Mah neese-an-nephyoo’s kitteh (Lilah, teh Kitten We Cannot Keep (from last Novembur)(snork)) usta try to run owt teh door even tho she loves her peeps, so tehy gotted her a littul harniss an a long leesh taht they fassen owt in teh yard, an she luvs it! She rolls in teh grass an watschs teh burds an dusnot try to wiggul owt an run awae. Amazin.
The story of Lilah made me laugh so hard, I cried!
Ware deh storree ub Lilah deh Kitteh we cannaut keep? Ai wanzta reed it, tuu!
Ai tried mai kittehs wid leeshes, dey juz fahl rite daun on der tummies an refyouse to muve!
It went on fer a cupplol ov days….and it was covered in da Cryer.
Yu cans go to cheeztowncryer and key Kitteh Saga in teh surch spase. It starts on Nov 25 2010. Is a gud storee!!!
Fankzoo!!!! Ai dohnd cum bai heere az mush az ai used to. Ai shall luks up deh storree.
So…is story from teh fyooture?!?!?
Maybe Nove 25, 2009? Hehe….cute story!
Um. yiss. 2009. Sorree. Is late in teh dae.
Iffn him had teh wevver we haz in Lunnun 2dai him wud nawt wanna be owtsied!
Wevver bad, annipuss?
Cold adn raynee, wiff moar rayn tunyte?
Cawld an wet an windee!
Ai mist dat part on wevver dot com!
14 mph winds frum teh eest!
watch owt furr da wickedy which ub da eest! shee mite git blowed off course and comes to see yoo….
*snifflol .. snifflol …boohooz … boohooz* …
Tehre goze teh iceycweem truk … adn Mammakat sez ai noe can has …
… kuz Mammakat sez soe … adn shih sez ai noe can has pi eezur … jsut kawz ai lawstud mai mittunz … stoopy mittunz … hoo kneedz mittunz inz teh summurthyme, enneewaiz?!
*grumblol … grumblol*
My kitty is grounded because she keeps bringing in lizards and bugs
Nao, nao, yu gots lottsa fings to do in here. Why dont you play wif your rattlemouse? or whak your toylet-papur-roll down teh stares? Or skratch on yr skratchinposte? or have a nap? or – or – I noe! why don yu go wawk aroun an aroun an aroun an aroun an aroun yr mama’s feets an den sit on what she’s readin? I bet den she lets yu go owt!
an an doo sum typitty typiin onna da compooper – rite in a da middol ub herz werks!
an affer dat yoo kin puke inna da printerz …
den mehbe hork up an harebawl inn teh kleen klothes…
Purrhaps ‘aksidentily’ missift teh littur bocks?
mai kittehs are all grounded. We have coyotes, owls & bobcats.
*Runz in frum teh gardin*
Ai habs beeg tomaytees, sweet littlol graype tomaytees, Q cumberz, gween and yello zukinis, redd belle pepperz, redd hott pepperz, razbearies, basil, parsley, oregano an tarragon. Helpz yoarseffs ebreewun, an injoy!
Yumziees! Fanksoo!
yumm can I has sum ov each?