Dont mess with me I am a black collar in karate
u tink I afeared of hoomans wen I can kill treez?
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An ai wil beet yu silleh!
Conga kung-fu kittehs, Niser – yu leed teh faiv waa makramay!
Congrats, ‘Niser u leed teh groop!
Fanks anni an KT!! Ai nawt noed iffn teh LOL wudd ebber comez upp. Dey nawt berry punsh….punk….dey nawt awn tiem mush ennymoar.
Refresh… refresh… refresh…
Wuld yu lyke a tawl glass ob icee tea? Dats prittee refreshing!
Wif lawts ob lemmings! Yummee summer refrosher!
*Getz owt teh Mr. Kawffee icee tee mayker*
*Fillz wif juss teh rite amownt ob icees, wadder an tee bagz*
*Pressez teh “brew” buttun*
*Cutz frosh lemmings*
Comin rite upp!
Da poor lemmings! An’ I’d ownli jus’ got dem to teh nawt last screen!
Fanks, MKM. Itz cool n raynee heer todai, so aifink hawt T todai!
*putz awn da kettlol* wotz yur faborit…we’re shur tu hab it!
Ai lyke Ooooolong, butt(!) ennyfing wil du! Thx!
*lissinz fur teh wislol uv teh kettlol*
Sowree- gawt interrupted!
*putz a bag ob Ooooooolawng tea inna china kup (da wun wiff da karate kittehs awn it) adn pours da hawt wattur in*
*gits owt da mylk, hunnee, adn yoinks sum ob da fresh lemmings frum ‘Nisers icee tee tray*
Dere ya goe!
Ai menshund dat wen Ai tawked wiv teh Grate Cheez. Aifink dey hab shaerz in teh peepl hoo maek F5 kees!
Ohai Niser! Yoo beets in fyv-way tye!
Les awl goe tu teh tye bootique an getz sum littlol kitteh toyz tu donayte tu teh shelturr!! Ai wil bye sum mausies wif bellz awn foar teh kyoot homeliss kittehs tu pway wif!
Egg selent idea! Ai croshay kitteh beds for no-foreber-home-yet kittehs.
Awww….dat’s sew sweet! Ai werkz at teh shelturr ebree Fursday, gibbin awl teh kittehs speshul lubs an attenshunz. An sum trayning tu, az mutch az iz possibulls wif deez littlol guis.
That looks just like my cat
An awlso a rarver fetchin blu collar wiv a bell awn!
An a wite wun fur weddinz!
Ai aer feerse 2!
Ebribody was kung fuu kitteh!
those katz wer fast az lightnin!
♫ Woe oe oe OE….♫
(ai singin bakgrownd tudai! *snerk*)
*dans dans dans in offis chair*
Fanks. Fanks a lawt.
Jus kiddin
Ooooh….yur gud!
*singz softlee tu self whyle wokkin owt da door*
♫ It wuzza a littlol bit fritening… ♫
Ai kant see bideos at wurk. Pooh! But Ai no want a wurm in mai eer fankyooberrymuch!
*sneeks up awn saaski’s desk an singz lowdlee*
♫ Wooah oh oh oooooooooooh!
Wooah oh oh oooooooooooh! ♫
*klings to ceeling bai mai pointy endz*
HiiiiYaaa
*%POW!* &^BAM$!
*!!Bifff!!* *#BOP@$%!*
Saondz lyke Batman – n Katwummin?
Downt maek mii goe awl Neo (or shuld dat bii “Me-yoh”) awn yu!!
I heerd of a kind of fitin calld “chew-dough”. Is it nommy? Do kittehs like it?
am it cookee dough? oar bred dough? oar biskit dough?
ooo! cukee dough!!! I has experteeze in dat!!!
yes, I kud chew sum uv dat. speshlee if it haz sum chokklit chipz innit.
Bak awf!! Ai knowz Karate! An uvver Japanese wurds!!
Ai haz studdeed ikebana, soe lukk owt!
oooo! pretteee!
Ai purr fur japnees wurds lyk “sushi”.
uvver Japanese wurds? Like sukiyaki? Sushi? Sashimi?
(Guess I’m hongree)
Wiff……..WASABI!!
Oh, my sinuses are sooo clear now!
Duh duh DUNNNN!
*nod nod* Me tew! Want futo maki!
*wipez teers frum eis*
Ahhh, nuffin lyke uh guud hit ob wasabi foar wuttebber ailz yu!
nodnodnod
I lurvs me some wasabi-coated peanuts…and wasabi mayonnaise…and wasabi peas…and wasabi wasabi!
mmmm – wasabi peas!
*goes to luk in cubberd*
ooh – look! found a bag!
*sets out bowl of wasabi peas an enuff bears for all*
8)
Bears?? Aieeeee! Git in teh Datsun!!
Karate is the “Dane Cook” of martial arts.
tucksee kitteh iz berre elleegant!
And danjerous. Like Bond. James Bond.
shaykin, nawt sturrd.
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7 redirects to twitter in loading this page, all denied. Ridiculous.
Okay kitteh, I not mess wit u
I snorgle u insted
(puts on CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
good plannin dere D-R! Kitteh iz sew kayute an ai luv teh determind luuk awn hiz faise!