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*Fawls into infinitty trap*
Gibs mii teh snorglol snorklol, ai iz goin inn
Ai can sea teh grabbity ob yor sityooashen !!
Congaratz Ambercat
!!
Rear peers in parrarrarrarrallel yooniverse wehre tehre is juss sikz reel LOLs, an no pretendy LOLs, a dai; comments has votin burgrs; summers R lawng; kids respeks teihr elders; an yu can go to teh pikchurs, by fishunchips, get teh buss hoem an still has chaynj form a fiver…..
Doze wuz teh dayz, my fren
Wii hoapdid dey’d nevvur end
Wii wud sing an dansdansdans
Foar-ebber an a day…
Dis wun nawt bad, but doesn’t compare tew teh “origina”l.
Wut uh sweet voice. Still gives me chills.
I LUBS Shaggy!
My bff an I haz been knowd to car-dansdansdans to him.
**putz Shaggy cd in playur**
**duz booty dans**
**Iz BERRY glad teh webcam iz nawt awn**
So far az u noez. 8)
My hard drive wuz nawt nearly full ob teh recordings.
**stiks tong owt at NC**
Psshaw. Ai awlreddy saw dat scene. Pull yor hair bak and say, “I’ve been nawty.”
I hazza key-chane dat sez, “Yoo been a nawty boi. Go to my room.”
Chains keys tew Red’s collar. Hooz your chauffeur?
ooOOooooOOOo!!!!Chillz, wii hazem awlrite! Yesh wii WUR dat yungwuns, cuz wii hadz a skurt at leeeeese free inches shorrrterr tahn taht wun! OOo, wut a mose beeyooteemuss voyse! *sigh*
Dat wuz the start of careful lawn maintence aifinski. I hadda Neru jacket once (mom has pics), but ai wuz too yung tew remeber it. Nao, doan eben git me started awn my parachute pants.
nc hammer.
@@@@@@@!!!!!
I tuuk my driburs lisense test in parashoot pants!
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….an blak patent lethur heels
….an red oxfurd cloth shurt
….an a twizt beed nekliss.
Hay! It wuz 1984.
Was you a Madonnawannbee…,likemee?
Sorta. I embrased teh “preppy” luuk moar.
I hadda fren who wuz SEERYUS Boi Jorj wannabe, an hur wuz a girlee.
I wuz wun of teh few who wud walk arown skool wif hur.
Better fer a gerl dan a boi aifinkso….boi jorj waz/iz gerlee!
Dyd yoo awlsew wer teh ne on shurts adn banana hare clips adn leg warmers?
Nawt teh neon shurts, butt I rokked sum bananana clips, leg warmurs an teh stirrup pantz!
Moastlee, I iz jeens an t-shurt kinda girlee.
Awlwayz wuz, awlways will be.
Ai fergotted abawt teh stirrup pants! Ai hab does tew. Ai pegged mai genes adn war teh preppy shurts wif teh collar terned up essept fer teh berry front pawrt witch yoo terned down
We maek teh LOLs we chews
We laff awai owr bloos
Cos teh Hed Cheez
Lissuns to wot we sai!
Foar sum reezun, I feline teh need to go findin my babooshka…
There’s a cat for that.
Ai awl belly !!
Ai nede anapp !!
Der’s a nap fur dat!
@@@@@!
Virchooal floof nawt az gud as reel fing.
dis is so TRU!
but virchooal floof no gets in your nose.
Virchooal floof nawt sawftee an snuglee.
ibelleh…yu rub!
Oh pleez, twiszt my arm….
[gives iBelly kitteh uh nurplol]
Ai twisted teh wrong fing aifinkso.
Yoo SHUR yoo wanna telling me dat? I kno sum copz…
Iz dat illegal in KY? Yoikes! Bunking wif cork boy, do nawt want!!!
Cork boy iz goned, fanks be to CC. Him iz violatin sumwun else’s noze now.
[pawnders KY state style violayshuns involving noses]
[is reminded ob uh joke wif liddlol people adn toes]
Defnitly a touch screen!
Maybeh is a ticklol screen!
Fainly a fruit-produckt ai WANT. Da iBelly.
**wondurz ifn it reely werks an gets gud resepshuns**
Ai fink sum iBellies iz dangerus handtraps. Sum gif good resepshuns, ofurs nawt so much. Aifinkso.
Aktually would wurk – put iPhone in “vibrate” mode, put on peacefully sleeping kitteh’s belly, dial it from annuder fone! WARNING: iPhone could become FLYphone!
Iz it okay tu go awff subject?
Nope. Nevar.
**tryez to keep frum laffin hur fool hed awf**
Sew…ai hab 2 yeer awld twin bois….taht’s y ai pop n adn awt awl teh tyme
Adn ai waz gibbing tem a baff a lyttle wil ago….
Adn tewrds teh end of teh baff der waz sumfin n teh wader taht shood nawt b der…..
Nawt a choklit candee bar, lyk in dat moovie?
Baby Ruth?
Nope…ai wish!
Sew ai hab tew cleen awl ub teh tois adn teh bafftub *shaykes hed adn siys*
I has twin bruvvers, an wen dey was 2 dey painted a mural all over da bedroom wall. Guess wat dey used fer paint. Yep! My poor mother!
Ai hab herd ub dat! Lukklee ai haz nawt had dat! R u awlder oar yunger den dem?
Ai didded dat wif mai sisser, hoo is onlee 11 munfs yunger dan mee. We wuz a handful anna haf, ai heerz!
Ai sumtyms wunder if it wood be hawder tew hab dat oar twins. *shrugs* juss ggo wif teh floo rite!
Gud fing dey r berry cyoot! Kynda lyke kittehs sumtyms
I herd dats why CC maded dem kyoot. So yoo nawt killify dem.
Tehy say a gud barth iz gud faw releesing tension ….
Jess wate til them is teenagers! Didja shower? Ya. Didja yous sope? Ya. Didja rinse it owt? No. Y nawt? Ai furgoted.
Any homewerks? No.
Any homewerks? No.
Any homewerks? No.
Teecher says u nefur does homewerk. Y nawt? Ai furgotted it.
Any homewerks? No.
Any homewerks? Ya, butt(!) ai furgotted it.
::Sits necks to Nittanylion93, shaykes hed an siys::
Ai kin imajn! Ai’m nawt lukking ferwrd tew teh stinky shoos! Ai’ll be bak laytr. Gotta get teh bois tew bed
Doan foargit at 9:00pm teh day befoar teh sugar cube and icing replica of a medievlol castlol iz due. Oh yeah, since yew iz going owt tew get icing sugar and cream cheese, ai need yew tew make 30 dozen cupcakes foar Valentines day tew.
Yup, alwais needs sumfin impawsibul rite affer da stores closify.
[pikshurs nittanylion93 wif rubber glubs anda snorklol awn]
[fawls awf ottman]
Hawt wadder adn bleech…let sok..scrub tewmaro.
Subjek? wutz dat? Iz uzul fing tu sai sumfing abowt lol nawt secund nd den ennyfing goze. floofy paw tu nl, Tabbymom, flyingkai, nd ennywun heeer hu duznt noze me yet. Nd naow iz tiem fur me tu sai sew lawng fur tudai. Problee se yu awl tumoro.
Bye, grmwgs.
Enny tiem yoo need to snorglol a caliko, I will lone yoo Dini.
floofy paw back tew youse, gmwgs.
Has sweet and floofy dreamz!
Keerful tu nawt setting awf Bunneh-Kik-uf-Doom App! ai heer dey is linkified.
Aifinkso! Ai has kitteh wif iTummy ap linkified to inbisibulify ap. U tuch her tummeh, she dishappeers.
U know, I think ur stuff doesn’t make ur kittehs disappearify. I think u has teh Cheshire kittehs. *nods*
U mai be rite, LCB! They haz a misstearious smile an stripeys, too.
…. ai can has DOUble dream 2 ? . … .. . .. .. . . .
nc, ai hav missified seeing yu in dese parts! How u be?
Ohai SM. Ai bii gud fankyewberry mush. How iz yew? Jes gawt uh tractor an I’m completing my degree in dirt farming. Luks liek iz gunna bii uh gud crop dis yeer.
Ur growing dirt???
*nods*
Hydroponic dirt.
I can haz mud?
This literally looks almost exactly like my cat:
http://cheezburger.com/debjoy1/lolz/View/1667434240
Nyoo 4 2010…Belleh-vizion!!1!
Anyone know what breed this cat is?
i want an IBelly
hey hoomunz! turrn on viberatz. i wants an mashawg NAO!