
I don’t like it up here! There are bats! And SPIDERS! Do you hear me? SPIDERS!
iz a hard-knok lief fer roof kitteh…
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I don’t like it up here! There are bats! And SPIDERS! Do you hear me? SPIDERS!
iz a hard-knok lief fer roof kitteh…
Picture by: celestynka2
AAArrrrrgggghhhhh!
yesh, indeedy. Dat iz my response to spyders, tu.
Ai doan’t myned dem dey eet teh flyez!
Mai kitteh lieks to et de flyez. Spyders be steelin’ her noms and hunting instinked.
Ohai, carolsworld! welkkum!
conga ratz, anni!
Wut! ratz! derez ratz, tu!!!!
Thx catena!
Iz a verritoblol cat-astrofee!
Buttt! iffenz hi cotchez it, tehn it bii cat haz trofee!
LOL! Luf it. Spyders is good toys. Flies si good
Oops. Spyders is good toys. Flies is good eatz. Jes aks mai kittehs.
Mai responds to spyders is “Victor! Get teh bug! Bug, Victor, BUG!” an him comes runnin in, pokes spyder, puts hims paw on spyder, den sits an looks round, where’d spyder goes? Den Nina comes an aks, “Whatcha doin, Victor?” an him says “lookin fur a bug.” An she tries to help look fur da spyder. An while bof lolkittehs is lookin up, spyder crawls awai to hidify.
Teh end.
Sumtyms wii juss fynd spydr pawrts….
*extends floofy paw ov frenship* Oops, der’s dat spyder! *wipes paw* Nyce tu meetcha too.
Ohai, TmJ!
*awfurz floofee paw awf cheezfrensheep*
pleis tu klik adn fren mi? ai kent fine yur profyel!
Kthx
Gud storee TJ! “An while bof lolkittehs is lookin up, spyder crawls awai to hidify.” hazpens to mai kittehs awl da time.
Fanks! Victor an Nina is good bug chasers, but sumtimes Victor eats da bug too soon – Game ofur!
Floofy paw uv frenship, TMJ! N thx 4 sayin LOL upthred!
*floofy paw ob frendship tu both of youse*
TMJ, your Nina looks eggsactlly like my Zoe!
ai kent get intu mai profyel…
ha! iz bak!
*hapi dans dans dans!*
thx fur teh frens rekwest, TM77!
flying kai….sen yu won eh few daez ehgoe! (azevedan)
*whispers* iz yew tu peopul at once?
ai ddi mai wurdpuress ehkont lawng befour ai kummentud adn nedud eh skrene naym.
adn ai wuz just lokd aot awf cheez ADN mai profyle! stoopee wurdpress!
thx 4 axcepting mii! U has nies syte!
Fanks, Flyingkai! I has WordPressed profile wif Victor in a basket an I has Cheezprofile wif ceramic kitteh. I furgets which email gets me which profile. Multipul purrsonalities – I has them! Nina’s our brown tabby wif orinj. Victor’s white an tabby.
mayke yer pursun carry yu down and giv you gooshifuds to make it up to yu, kitteh!
sew teh littlol princiss duzzent leik hur noo akkomodayshuns in teh attik?
dungons ar wurse, I suppoz. Sigh.
Littlol princuss ref FTW!
Deh spyders is juss ryin’ twu play bassball, methinks.
With th3 bats?
Wat els wud dey yooz?
ub coarse! Itz da ‘merican passtime, y’know!
Lotsa fly balls
in dat league aifinkso.
Reminz me of a joak I herd abowt mothballz wunse…
**heds toward NB**
Uh huh…do tell. [noms beer nuts]
Who haz been sittin awn a wet bar?
*snerk*
Ai donut lyke teh spydrs adn bats eiver Kitteh! Jump adn ai’ll kach yoo
I nawt mind teh spydurs, butt bats, snayks, rodints an lizzurds iz a hole nuthur storee!
Ai rote dis wunse awlredy…stoopy interwebs…..ai donut lyke teh mawsies! Ai noe dey r lyttle butt (!) ai donut cayre! Dey freek meh awt. Ai will jump awn teh neerest cownter oar fernichur. Mai huzbin tinks itz funny!
Jest mayk sum room foar me too, NL.
BTW, I’m rhsb. Yoo kin cawl me “red” ifn ya wanna.
**offurs floofy paw of frenshipz**
Welkum to Cheezland!
Fanks! *xtens paw in return* ai lerked fer awil. At ferst ai onlee lukked at teh lols. Den wun dai ai desided to lul at teh commints. Ai’m glad ai did! Ai lub reeding teh freds adn playing teh gaymes
*Jumps on neerest cownter wiff nittanylion93* I’m wiff you on dis one!
Wii mae ned moar cownter spas soon
Dat nawt uh cownter.
Dats teh USS Theodore Roosevelt.
But…no.
~Snert!
Dat’s one pessed kitteh
Waht ovfer tings cud beh creepee crawlee up der?
Antz
Beetlez (nawt teh singing kynd)
Cat (!) A Piwwers
D…..
Danglee webz
Eelz
Flyun insektz
G…
Gnats
Howse flies
Inch werms
J…
Jolly Jiants
Kollars of Kittehs
Lost sawks
M..
Gnats
Horsie flies
Itty bitty dustie mights
J…
Flyingkai, we fink alyke, aifinkso!
Jellyfish (!)
King Kobra
Lions (an tygers an bares, omai!)
M…
aifinkso tu!
Mawsies
Needles (inna hay)
Otters
P…
Praying mantisez
Q-n-A frum teh guy at teh bar in teh leisure suit. (creepy)
Reptiles
Slimey slugs
Thre3 blind mice
Uncle Chester (former leisure suit wearer)
V…
Vampire bats (nawt da shiney ones)
Watchamakellit
X-terminator
Y…
TMJ, wehn ai tap awn yr bloonaem ai goze drexly 2 yr blog N tehn cannawt figger owt hau 2 leev comentz. Wantd 2 assk U 2 B frenz heer butt! cannawt findz yr ICHC hoam acownt. Halp!
Srry, Ai haz WP count an CB count. I furgets which email goes to which. Ai send u cb furiend request.
Jumping spyders
King-sized centripetalpedes
Lacey wing draginflies
M…
Junebugz
Knarlee kitterpillahs
Lyin louses
M…
brilliant nestin! @#$%&@**!!~!
Naow, naow AfriCat! Noe nead fur bad langwij!
Past mai bed tiem! G’nite awl!
Gudnite anni! I hope you have sweet and floofy dreams.
dat mayd mii laff!
*faints*
*slides fainting couch unner LCB*
Do yew haz an okai, LCB?
Ha! I wus waitin furr dis! Allrite, noebuddy pee inna flannic! Find teh peepul catchee fing Quick!
[Takes advantidje ob teh sichyayshun]
[Riflols thru LCB's pawkits while she's passed owt]
[Finds riflol. Wut teh?!? Rethinks plan.]
Iz it kawmin fur teh comintz tu gitz eeted? Ai gibz up. *frowz up hanz in cornfuzhen* libz n lernz
Weird pretzel izza hungry beast.
I wud cawl it fishee poop.
Ya know….. bass-terd!
oh noes! I laffed so hard i felled offa mai couch.
**halps flyingkai bak up**
Sowwy bowt dat.
iz okai. I needed a laff newayz.
Glad I cud halp yoo owt dere.
I needed a gud laff 2day alsew.
Oar teh last feechur at uh donkey themed mini-gawlf corse.
Myne dyd a few minuts ago
ai cannt stai heer, diz iz bat kunntry
Ware I libs, iz WILDCAT COUNTRY!
Oh my! Dem cougars iz fierce.
[takes bottlol ob Chardonnay tew tranquilize teh ferocious feline]
Dere’s a diffrins between coogurz an wildcatz.
Nawt-sekkund, I’m nawt a coogur, at leest nawt by too mutch…
Wildcat iz teh Yoonibersitee of KY maskot.
shake claw of frenship
danse a ho ho eat ice cream
coogra kitteh says
Where was this taken? I’m just wondering bcuz it looks like my cat who ran away 3 months ago.
Kitty luvs stompin spydurs en kil annoyin burds!
My cat eats spiders, and moths. He’s my little bug killer.
sum uv teh batz ar nawt batz