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Can’t fawl off dat!
congarats anni, u hazza solow!
Thx BF!
Kitteh must practiss, practiss, practiss!
♫ stop draggin my
heartbutt around ♫Skidd marque? nooo…
Hedz 2 NB wifout been tole 2….
Suuperfast monorale trane cumz 2 skrreeechin hawlt B4 cumz to end of trax. Wii haz a releevd!
Safety nawt-second, mama alwayz sez.
teh Failpeeps says “Sayftee thurd!”
izza drag raisin trak fer kittehs?
Plz to not drag ur kittehs.
Or feed them raisins.
kthxpeeyew
Ohai LCB! I haz herd bout yew—butt(!) we haz nebber met. *waves*
Whut have u heared and from who? Donot bleev anything anybuddy says unless a) it’s a good thing or 2) it is in teh Offishul LCB Noosletter and Racing Form.
*nods*
I had herd that mebbe teh Grated Cheez wuz goin’ to talk to yew like he did wif Anni and PB about the site changes….I don’t remember where I herd it. How does I subskribe tu the Offishul LCB Noosletter?
Yes, I was sposed to has a chinwag wif teh Cheezes yesterday but I axed them to reschedule plzkthx because I hadded a migraine-type headache that I still have a little bit today. Hmph. Stoopy headaches.
U can check wif my phlonquais about subscriptions. He is just back from a seekrit mission and should be around sometime. Tell him LCB sent u so he doesn’t charge u teh non-discount rate.
I has a sorry bout yur headache! I get those sometimes too– expeshelly when there’s a big change inda weather.
I see frum your profile that we are both from the DC suburburbs!
*whispers* you is not my neighbor wif the mean oranj cat is you?
I has a orange kitteh but he is not mean. I also also has a kitteh named Zoe!
I is inside teh Beltway. There might be a DC area cheezmeet in teh early October. Still in teh thinking-about-it stages now.
OoH a cheezmeet sounds fun! I’m glad you’re not my neighbor with the mean orange kitteh who chases Zoe.
My orange kitteh, Liam, chases my non-orange kitteh, Zoe, but she chases him right back. And both of them is indoor-only kittehs.
O ai alsew haz a sowwy abaot your hedake! Ai gets dem too — iz nuffink werse aifinkso. Mine iz sinus-based, sew ai haz to take aspirin and sinus meds and Diet Coke awl at wunswunswuns. Duz u habs a middy sin to takes?
Ai hopes u feels better soon! (((((LCB)))))
Mines is teh sinus-based, too. Teh pressure makes me have a queasy and it’s like being teh seasick while on dry land. Pleh. I takes Mucinex-D and extry-strenth Tylenol and a swig of pepto-abysmal for teh nauseas. But this was a bad one so all that came right back up. I losed 2 pounds overnight.
I just spended a hour laying down wif a icepack on teh side of my hed and that halped a lot. I can at least look at teh computer screen wifout having to r.u.n.n.o.f.t. and barf.
Sownds awwfull! Sew sowwy 4 U awl. Wen ai getzem ai goez blinndz. No hedake, ownly ziggy linez firrst and tehn goez blindz. Sccccaaarrrrey ifen owt drivvin sumwerz! Ownly happenz iff mai nekc iz scrooed on backwardz 4 a long tyme. Bryonia 30c holpz me inn 2 minnitz! Naow, ai doan levz hoam widout it.
teh ziggy lynes yoo says? ai noze sumwun whu is tryin tu fynd owt why shee is seeyin wayvee lynes sumtymes. ai dunnawt finks shee’s lawstid hus site wen it happins. shee’s gonna sees teh brayn doctur in Oktoburr.
Hi, keshet! Iffenz ai had enuff braynz uv mai one 2 hav a deesent site on Dashbord ai’d say cum vizit mii. OH, ai cud tel u LOTZ uv stuf aive lurned owvr teh yurz! CUd rite 4 owrz! Verree noo at syte feechurs, un4chewn8ly, tho lerkd lawng tyme. Dew wii dew teh “frenz” buton 2 tawk moar prIvatelly? Betcha ai cud hollp yr frnd! Wuld B gladd 2 trai! Cud mayybe giv frned shortcutz 2 fealin btR! Wayvy lynz iz verry commun wif mygranez, butt! ai reesently fownd sumpin SEW gud! Wii nedz 2B karefull wut wii sai awn publick syte, tho, 2 protex ICHC! Wii lubz R ICHC, bofe uvus!
Iz definitely teh presh-sure. Ai gets almost a pixelation in mah vizhun, den teh wavy lines, and sumtimes a big grey spot. Teh onlee gud fing is dat den ai has abaot 2 – 3 hours before teh frate trane of pain hits so ai cans take my meds.
*…sends tuns uv sympathy and empathy to all teh sufferers…*
LCB, i haz bean think ing ob u, i haz kitteh hoo lieks tu taek fings, an nawt bringz dem bak! i sez tu him, do nawt du dat, oar i call u LCB rather than Elvis! he iz sweet kitteh tho, just bebbeh, only 3 months old, sew giv him benefitz ob deh dowt, he grow up, bee gud!
Heh. We hadded a kitteh when I was teh teenager who we called K.C., for klepto kitteh. He stealed all kindsa stuffs. He was a inspiration to me, fer shure.
raisin eetin kitteh pharts inn ur genrul direkshun
raisin eetin kitteh also nose tu nebber get inbolbed inna land war in asia!
Oar go aginst a sissilian wehn deth oz awn teh lyn! HAHHAHAHAHA
*faints*
*slydes fayntin cowch undur lcb*
If u stopz bee for teh lion endz, u iz du ing gud!
Da naymz Stripey fur da reezun!
Dats mai “Ty-Grr”!!!
why u no git foto credit?
Next training modyool — hao monorail kittehs turn around for return trip…
I heared that involves cranes and other implements of heavy liftifying.
purrhaps wee shud cawl fer sum brawny shurtless konstrukshun wurkers?
An maibee sum fyremenz an pair-o-mediks shud bee standin bye…jus fer saiftys saik?
*swoons*
gud fing teh faynting cowch is awlreddy heer.
*drags it ovur frum whare lcb fayntid erleeur an slydes it undur lcb*
Thx! Ur kindness makes me swoon.
*swoon*
Yesh. Pweeze. Definitely. Yesh. Dids ai say yesh?
<3 I just love monorail cat !
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monorail cat IZ ful uv win an awsum!
oopsy, replie fail…taht wuz spose tew bee hookd awnto terezka’s komment!
Well (now dat’z a deep subjek!) atleest iz teh klos!
*sigh* o mai, teh grammah trollies r owt in forse awn teh las lol
*wheels in teh caik taybul in kaise deres anee spill ober frum dere*
Yep! Dat cawlz fur a mowntin uv caek!
ai du lubs teh caek. ai baykt ay chonklit wun dis mornin.
Monorail kitteh is at the end of it’s
tethertrack!oh noze! ai hoaps is nawt teh end uv teh lyne fur hims!
Ambercat! Heer ai iz! Tahnx 4 teh hedzup! Nawt kleer on tiemz uv noo posstingz!
Has yu been keepi up, awn Town Cryer? Luks lyk it myt be Awl Chaynj agin sune, enneewais
is nyse tu noze dey is wunting tu lissen tu der customurs.
Troo, dat. Hadz am impresd wif Ben Cheez.
Hadd 2 strate dayz uv pyoor Basement, but red sum late lasnyte wen ai fynully dragd mai tale hoem. Maekz mii fiil a big prowd 4 everbudee! Troo ladeez and gennulmunz, N wii awl luv owr puddies! C mai coment 2U on gif – ai verry puterillitR8. Haz harrd tiem nego- she-she. aw, gettin round awn site. Tahts wI ai so dum.
aw, yoo is nawt dum. yoo is juss tecknomalogikally challinjd. yoo wills gits teh hang uv it.
Keshet, C mai coment 2U abuv re yr frendz hedakes. Mai probblum is XXXXTTREEEEEM lectromagneticalz senzitivvity N cud nott! B neer puter 4 yrs N yrs or get SEW SIKKK! Ai B SEW far behine mai aje-peerz! Noh ware watchz, eder! Finely gotted dat fikseded, tahnk teh ceiling cat!
First thing that came to mind was “rrreeeooowww” (sound of a train)
kiddy skiddy
omg lmao