
MOM! YOUR HOME!
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MOM! YOUR HOME!
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Ai mist u!!
Congrats, OCM! U hab a solow.
Thx Annipuss an ‘Niser! Ai lyk dis kitteh a lawt.
Can Ai juss hang tihs heer, plzthx ??
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Test wun twu …. !!
Mai Ai interrrrupt tihs LOL, plzthx ??
Ohai Cheezpeeps !!
If yoo hab bean follolowing owr peetishun ….
Pleeze tu rede teh cawmints frum teh Grate Cheeze
nd nao repawts frum Annipuss nd frum PB awn wot woz sed !!
ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/2010/08/16/opun-letter-tu-deh-grated-cheeziz/#comment-4625
Ai nao reternz yoo tu yor yoozhall LOL
!!
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Ohai PB!! Fanks sew mush tu yu an ebbreewun hu iz going tu batt foar teh cheezpeeps. Iz guud tu noe dat teh Grate Cheezes iz lissening tu der “reedership” an tayking akshun in uh kunstruktib mannur.
*hedbonk*
Oahi OCM. Congarats awn yoar soloe tawp spawt!
wi can eet nao
O gud. Wat u brort foar noms?
Awl mai fabrits
Bloofin toona
Chikkin
D…..
Donuts
Egg sammichis
Froot caek
G…
Dezerts oaf ebery kind
Enchilladas
Frenchie Toast
Gween Beens
H…
Ham sammitchez
I-screems
Jam adn toast
K….
Hawt Dawgs
Icee polls
Junkett
K..
Krispy Kremes
Muffinz
Notch-yos!
O..
Krakkling
Lemmingtins
Mausees
N….
Nomilushus Seafuuds
Oringe chikee
Poppycorn schwimp
Q…
Quartur pownders wif cheez!
Rasberri tarts
Sammiches-awl kinds
Tee tew warsh it awl daown wif
U….
ugli fruit
vanila puddin
water melin
x……………
Xtra helpingz
Yummy caek in deh brakeruum
Zabaglione
Yay!!!
teh GMTA agin!
Wii b on deh same wavelength!! Schmooooz!!
wowie… da vulcan mind cheeze melt at werk.
ur cheezebraine 2 mi cheezebraine.
Xtra wippy kreem
Yummy shortkaik
Zabaglione!
Did u bring me a prezzie?
Ai did, butt(!) ai eetid it!!
Aw, Mom!
Ai lubs mai momma!
Dis how mai kitteh looks when I come home frum weekendz @ mai mom’s. Kitteh not lyke mai parents dyvorce—less time wif me!
Tihs hao mai kitteh luk if Ai has bin owt fur juss fyv minnits! Ai get kitteh swaering, if Ai gose owt awl dai! Ai trys to tell her “mummeh has to go twerk to ern teh munnies to by yur fuds” butt she isnt imp rest!
Kittehs juss don unnerstand!
*sings to tune of ‘Parents Just Don’t Understand’*
Mai kitteh, Rusty, wood leeb meh nawt sew nyse prezzies awn mai bed wehns ai came hoem frowm collej. Ai put a shower curtain awn mai bed fer ezr cleen up
Eeeee-Ew !!
Toylit Trayning skilz wuz rusty … ??
Ai tink shii waz tryin tu trayne meh!! Shii thot, “hao dare shii go tu collej fer tree monfs at a tyme?!? Ai’ll show her wehn shii gets bak!”…..adn shii did…eberytyme! Shii wood awlsew gib meh teh cowld shoulder fer a few hours….
mai frendz kitteh wud dew dis wen hee iz mad wif hurr er iffen deres a chainge in rootine, hee nawt lyke chainge. Ai alzo suggestd teh shower kurtin tew hurr, shee sed it wurks grate, sew GMTA nittanylion!
1tyme, mai pj wuz madd wif mi. hour apatimimt wuz bin paints an fixified up. pj an jessica wuz knot veri happi 2 moov dounstairz 4 short tyme. tini place. an wen ai woked up da furst mornin ai luked down an pj stared rite at mi an kinda grinned an peeed on mi sleepin bag. aisle show her!
Nortee!
Mai Monty wood stair at meh tu let him owt in teh erlee mawning. If ai nawt get up kwik enuff him wood fynd sumfing tu pee awn, rite in mai site. “STN!!” Lukklee him seamz tu hav stawpt tihs. Lukklee foar him dat is.
It beets cleening teh pilloo, sheetz, adn blankies eberytyme tehy get mad wif yoo!
ai newd sumwun wiffa goggie whu wuld du dat. cuvuring teh bed in a plastyk sheat didunt wurk. teh goggie juss waytid til teh sheat wuz remoovd.
sneeky sneeky goggie!
Ooooh, yu habs uh gnu abatar an uh bloo nayme!! Berry nyce!
Tank you for teh nyse words!
‘;jl ‘lkm
oops, zoe-kitteh walked onda keybored. methinks she sez “OHai!”
Kittehz due deh free style ty ping.
Liddill Bayjj Kitteh
wundurrz waryz Mommee goez. Nawt
wayrz Nom Nomz cum frum!
Liddill Bayjj Kitteh
wawntz sum Lubbinz andz Snoargillz
andz Belleh Rubbinz!!
Liddill Bayjj Kitteh
4gawtz abowtz fyte wiff Lawwwwng
Sawfft Stuff inz Baffroom!!!
Jack.
Ohai, cweenEmmJay!
Liddill Kittehz amz
awllwayz luukeengz 4 Noo Toyz
wen Mommee’z away!
Mommee awllwayz putz
Lawwwwng Sawfft Stuff wayrz Kitteh canz
reetch itz eezilee!!
Lawwwwng Sawfft Stuff unroalz
wen Kitteh Bat Bat Batz it.
Berreh addikktivv!!!
Jack.
What about MY home? Cats actually know the difference between “you’re” and “your,” so quit making fools of humanity and just use “ur” so no one knows that you don’t.
*waivez Ohai tu deh Gramma*
Am u losted??
*bryngs caek fur teh braykrewm*
ooh, iz wun ob my bestest kinds ob caeks! wif no calrees
i dont finkso anywun else culd make taht song sownd so wurld-weery. iz awsum.
aifinks it alsew wurks assa anti-tr0ll anthum.
I can has grammar?
Dis wuz akshually my furst thought when I saw dis lol, so FANK YOU for noticing it too.
This is a pet peeve of mine too! Also, to, too and two are not interchangeable! Rant over! Back to kittehs!
Ackshully, Kitteh is kwikly figgering out wut to tell Mawm about her home, bfour she finds out fur herslef.
Did ennywun els juss gett uh voyce reecording awn der speekerz sayin “Congratulations, you won”?
*whispers* Ai hab Adblokk!
U prollee habn’t wun ennifin werf habbin! – dere wuz a lawt uv doez sort uv fings b4 Ai stopt gettin adz.
ai lubs teh Adblok!
ai gits dat sumtymes, gotta bee kairful wat u rolls ober wif ur kurser butt sumtymes ai swares it happins eben wen ai doan roll ober aneefing, spooky!
Iz yooshullee sumfin liek teh fone wun ware dey sai u haz wun a hololidai but doan’t tell u dat u haz 2 pai losa munneez fur hotelz wen u get dere.
It WUZ spookee!! Ai nawt noez iffn sumwun wuz in teh ruum wif mee.
Oar iffn dey broke intu mai pyooter.
Oar, oar, oar…..der bee uh mawnster unner teh bedd!!!
Wut?!!?!?!?!? Dere b monsterz down heer????
*skamperz owt frum under deh bed wif a swiftness*
Grammar fail. C’mon Cheezburger.
Noes…. MY home!!!
Mom: Mommy had a hard day at work, baby. Be dear and find me some half&half, some catnip, and some Irish Cream.
Baby: Sure, mommy, but there’s a big mess in the hall where Uncle Stan passed out….
Mom: Go and get me those things now, baby..
Cake in deh Breakruum!!!
Lotsa Caek!!!
Chokklit Caek!!
Cweenfetti Caek!!!
Lemming Caek!!!
Strawrberring Caek!!!!
wif wippy kreem!!! an fresh kawfee an tee!
*skampurrs tew brake ruum*
Joynz BF! ai haz a hongree (az yooshuel!)
*singz*
Yummee, yummee, yummee,
Ai gawtz caek in mai tummee,
An ai feelz lyke nommin tu!
Lubs yu such uh sweet fing,
Guud enuff tu eet fing,
An dats juss wut Ai’m gonna du!
AAaaack!
furst itz monsterz unner deh bed!!!
Now dere b eerwurmz tuu!!!
♫ Shugar! (da da dun da)
Aw honnee honnee (da da dun da)
U r mai kaik supplie gurrrl
An u got meh nommin tu! ♫
oops, aifink ai lef owt a few dun dahs dere, ai iz rhythm fail!
EEK! teh skayree monstur jus tol meh ai wun whilst teh paige wuz loadin mai kommint!
Ai alwais gnu ai wuz a winner, teehee!
er a whiner! (wich ai am sumtymes
)
At least wii getz tu haz cheez wif ower whine!!
Ohai Cweenmj! Hao iz ur ginja boi? Bakk tu him ole salf?
♪ Ai cant get no satisfakshun, I cant get no!!!♫ (lissenin tu oldies rok stashun awn teh intertoobs is teh great!)
Ohai AfriCat! U bakk!
Ohai OCM! Yus, itz 7p.m. heer naow an i gotta teech at 10p.m. , soe iiz jus hangin owt.
U eeben teeching awn Caturdai nite? Owch. Ai gess wen ur dais (oar nites!!) ar sew shawt, itz nawt sew bad. An u git tu plai heer in teh meentiem!! Win/Win!
YOU’RE, NOT YOUR.
Thanks, I’m glad someone else saw this and it wasn’t just me…
‘Scuse me, I iz English teecher IRL, and I comes here to excape frum mah job, not to menchun teh odder grammer poleece. Dis LOL is a gud oppur–opper–chance to make even moar funnee. Sillee trolls. Nao I stops feeding dem an returns u to ur regularly scheduled LOLs.
Mom! Your home! … it’s on fire!
Understand the proper usage of the word you need. The best way to do that is to sound it out. There is a replacement test that will tell you for certain which word will fit. Read your sentence with “you are” in place of the “your/you’re,” intended. If it makes sense, then “you’re” would be right. If not, then “your” would fit. You could also replace “your” with “my” in the sentence. If it fits, then use “your.”
Teach not your parent’s parent to extract
The embryo juices of an egg by suction.
The good old lady can that feat enact
Quite irrespective of your kind instruction.
Annipuss
!!!11!!!
FTW !!
“Teaching one’s grandmother to suck eggs” is an English language saying, meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about. In this case it’s clear that they did *not* know what they were doing. So, despite your cleverness in being able to cut and paste, your response was inapplicable.
I did not cut and paste – I typed it from memory. STN!
I believe that Anni’s response to you was appropriate as most of the posters here are already quite proficient in English grammar and that is who your audience is. If you wish to track down the “unknown” captioner and pass along your sage advice to them, go right ahead. The people visiting this site are here for fun, not for English lessons.
*heds off tu git sum caek*
Thx Keshet. I waz juss bakk 2 sai dat!
Angel: My point was that we do not need your instruction – you’re mistaken in thinking we do not know the correct form. The person who made the caption probably wrote it that way intending it to be lolspeak – a largely phonetic language with no fixed rules of spelling or grammar. Please, if you find that our ways offend your ideas of what is correct, leave us to play in peace.
You’re…
But it only lookz liek a gramar error, here in Cheezland the buttonz for gramar adn spellings ar OFF!
aifinks dey is missin teh mayn poynt:
wee nawt cayr!
aifinkso teh poynt iz…caik in teh braik ruum!
*runs*
Omnomnomnom….
Please change ‘YOUR’ to ‘YOU’RE’.
Otherwise the kitty is saying that Mom owns the home, rather than that she has arrived at home.
Newb!
Awwww, poor widdle kitteh missed mom so much, forgot hao to spell. Sweet kitteh, iz okeh, mom luvz u anywayz.
This would be so much better if it read “You’re Home” rather than “Your Home”
you’re not your
You’re. Not Your.
If “you’re” was spelled “you’re”, would you want to know
You’re** dumb kids.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Peepls correctin grammar on ICHC!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I can has sum of dat cake, plskthx?
*gibs doctorcat sum caek*
aifinks deyfinks dat wee caer.
Dat kitteh’s needin’ sum moar ceak
*skerd of kitteh*
Cute, but what has happened to our English: It is “YOU’RE” home as in YOU ARE home, not the subjective YOUR, which is possesive. Come on, any HS grad should know that.
LERN 2 LOLSPEL!
U speld “you’re” wrong rong. It’s “UR”, “URE” “YOOR”, or “YOURE” heer.