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Juss wun cornetto!
Or too…or free…for….elebenty!
Congrats, Ambercat!
*hazza hoepful*
wif choklit?
Ai wanna chokky wun!
Ohai Annipuss – didja tork to teh Big Cheez yet? Hmm? Hmmm? Didja?!
9 pm iz teh appoyntid tiem!
Fankyu fur bein owr moufpeece
Ai’d sai it wuz a pleshyoor, but Ai aer tellyfone fobik an hab teh collywobblols awlreddee!
Ai is telefobik too, so Ai empfize. Butt yu kno wot yu wont to sai and he wonts to heer it, so it’s win-win! An he is cawlin yu so taht’s much eesyer!
An Ai haz meetid him IRL – dat halps a bit.
Tru; yu kno huh (snerk) yu is torkin to!
Ai screem, yu screem, wee awl screem foar eis creem!
♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
*SKWEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!*
[runz arownd in sirclols]
Ohai NC! Ware u bin! Ai haz mist u!
Ohai anni. Wurkity. Wut else?
Missed mii huh? Wut wuz yew aiming tew throw at mii?
Juss a fyoo frenlee werdz!
Ooooh! I like frenlee wurds. Fanks anni! *schmoo*
[watches wurds az they fly by]
Affablol
Buddy buddy
Convivylol
D…
Dapper
Enjoyable company
Friendly
Garrulous (in a gud way!)
Happy
Interesting to tawk tuu
Jovial
Karefree – okay, I cheeted on dat one.
LOLs a lot
Manners – he haz dem!
Nawt nasty
Outgoing
Pleasant disposition
Quiet when one needs quiet
Rowdy only when desired
Stable
Unaffected by stress
Vivacious
Witty
Xcellent
YNG only in the NB
Zig-zags around impolite questions
*applolsaws applolsaws*
Whew! That made me tired! Now I is gonna go out and play!
Witch too ub deese is ‘dopted?
Da ornjty wuns, Ahfinkso!
But dey awl needses sum ah screem!
(lol) Ai dint eben notiss teh coluring. Gud ketch!
Moar liek cheezburger van! Dey shud invent dose… YUMMY!
I wuz thinking de seefuds delibery truk, mebbe.
Wen Ai wuz a kidlet we yoost 2 hab a cat’s meet man hoo deliberd offal an fish bits. Dere wuz noe cand kitteh fuds oar kibblol den!
In Yew. Ess. we hab Schwans grocery delibery vans/trucks, but dey burgers nawt sew grate akshully.
Ooh, but tehr icee creems are teh swooniest!
Also tehr shepfurd’s pie is preitty gud, an tehr seven-cheeze frensch bred.
*nods* Yep, agreed!
So does the typical cat talk on most posts excuse the poor spelling of always?
Well, ai yam shur dat all ob dem know. Nawt jes sum ob dem.
Butt owr granma is jenrully pritty gud! Caek, ennewun?
Kin Ai hab a stiff drink plz!
[pours anni uh Zombie]
Freezes teh sombie nawt sekkund so it is stiff when anni gets it.
oops mai z gawt turned arownd in zombie…Ai can blame it awn WP?
Yew’re playin wif
fireice there.Anni mite cawnsider Zombie fwend, nawt
fooddrink.Ai manijd wivowt teh drink thx!
*Whispurz* Ai had a fone cawl frum teh big cheez an Ai wuz nerbus – nawt skaerd uf him, skaerd uf teh fone!
OIC – And how did dat go? Teh telephone didn’t suffer any emotional damage frum yor prejudice ai presume?
Wuz gud! Juss az well him foned me – Ai hayt habbin 2 plaes a cawl!
Doan wurry.
Lily Tomlin duzzint er…man teh switchboard N-E-moar.
Laff n ref FTW….wun ringee dingee!
*Snort!*
Ai’d noe dat snort enneware…..ohai PJ!
MAMA!!! MAMA!!! CAN WE HAS SOM MONEYS??? KWIK MAMA!!! I’LL BRING YR PURSE!!! PLEESE PLEESE PLEESE???!!?? I CAN HEER TEH MUSIK – HE’S RITE AROUN TEH CORNUR!!! PLEESE MAMA???
wen my baby bruvver wuz 1 1/2, him runned away frum home on himz liddle giraffe-shaped ride-on skooter to follow teh iskreem man. momma fownd him on teh next blokk over.
at leest him wuz wering clothes, a rarity for wen him got owt ob teh howse by hisself.
LOL!
What is it about boys and running around outside nekkid?
*Aiskream truk dryber sies an mumblols tu self*
Deez #$@&! kittehz an der aiskream oardurz! “Gimmeh free fujsnikles an tu leming aicez an a nuddeh buddeh!” “Iz wontz foar larch purnilla kremz adn mai bruder wontz smawl burberry snoecoan!” “Mom sedz gitz twelbity frozing yoegurpz in kumkwattz flaburz – tu datz fatt-freez!” “Gimme de megahyuj ornj-scrombury pushupz adn fiftylebentine nakkinz!” “Ize ownle gotz 2 muniez butt gibz mi sumfin!!!”
*Luzes payshinz adn skreims “Yu kittehz AWL gitz SMAL PURNILA inz a kupp an beez happeh bout itz!!!”*
*Aizskreamz iz destribulatid adn kittehz haz teh happez*
*Slurp slurp slurp*
*Likk likk likk*
*Byte cruntchety*
*Urp*
*Brop*
*Ommmmnomnomnomnom*
Nobody can say dat dis lol isn’t in good humor.
Pls Mr. Ice Cream man, uh dozen treats awn uh stick foar teh kittehs.
Since this poster was obviously not in lolspeak, how about spelling ALWAYS correctly?
Derez karut caek inna brakeruum ebreebuddy!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Crazeesheeplaydee, Evaine25 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif cark choklit icing, iskreem, frooty party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif slinkies taht go up az well az down, fluffy sheeps finger puppets, kandee, an fansee sparkly pencils wif colurful iskreem-cone-shaped eraysurs!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Hadda make an OT post -
I hazza real job interview! Got a call from a company over in MerryLan – I fly out Tuesday afternoon, interview Wednesday and fly home Wednesday afternoon!
I am hoping dis be a guud sign! Cross yer paws for me!
yay yay yay!! pawz an evreefing else crossded for yoo! good lukk
Gud lukk!
Ooh, how exciting! Awl pawz crosseded heer fur u!
gud luk! *crosses fingers, paws, and eyes*
bestest luck!
Mor like mows creem truk.
Yes Brain, but how dew yew git teh liddlol rodents tew stand still foar the milking machine?
Luuks liek hao teh kittehs at mah howse gavver in teh upstairs hallway wen teh gushyfuds iz runnin behind skedyool.
WHY
Do you have 13 cats?
Because 12 just didn’t shed enough cat hair all over the house.
(well, duh)
Because 12 is nawt enough adn 14 is too menee.
Bakerz duzzin…..cheeper bai teh duzzin.
Dona worries – crow has teh ice cream for
eceryone! Danse danse danse a ho ho!
Um … shouldn’t that be ‘always’ rather than ‘allways’?
I think that only matters if the caption makes sense (which this one does not… to me, at least).
lolz now i wantz ice cream
That’s a LOT of cats. They better have a lot of litter boxes! Even then that’ll be a lot of poop scoopin to do! And a lot of kitty food! Eek! Just imagine if they got fleas! I brushed my kitty every day and cleaned her eyes, ears, paws & claws and butt. This crew would need hours of attention.
Trivia Time!!!
Did yoo know da collectib naon for kitties is a “clowder” of kitties? Mus be troo… iz on Wikipedia. Hmm… is there a specific term for a group of lolcats?
I always feel like somebody’s watching me