
Warm Fuzzies
Now available in Good, Evil, and Normal varieties
we get noo kinds ub shinyz soon too?
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Warm Fuzzies
Now available in Good, Evil, and Normal varieties
we get noo kinds ub shinyz soon too?
Picture by: Unknown
fuzzies is NORMAL?
Well, foar kittehs, yeff.
In mai hows, dat kitteh would Nermal (hoos izz a spittin imidgje of da pic)!
Warm fuzzees ar alwayz gud!
Adn ai nawt ebil, ai wuz juss bornd dis kullur. Luukit mai iyez!
Doan wurry, its juss awl stretchd owt, lyke Sofia-kitteh.
Wich remynds meh, ai has a fyoo moar pics tu post, inkloodin wun wayr Sofiaz awl stretchifyd owt. *goes to profyle tu upload*
*Paces impaceintlee*
Getz sum corm chips tu go wif pj’s Pace’s. (iz teh brand uf salsa inna U Ess A)
Its der nao! (juss wun noo pik, but wiff a lol!)
Skwee! What a Beeg strechee!
*Runs for more duckee tape*
*gigglol* what a strechee kitteh!
She duz it alawt, adn lubs teh belleh-rubs wen sheez lyke dat!
Now we’re gonna need som Margereetas to wash down da snacks.
Con queso oar?
Si!
mmm….cheeze iz gud!
…add a burgur adn sum bayconz fur neer-purrfektchun!
Butt (!) wii iz tawkin bowt teh corm tortiyas adn teh salsah
…yur rite…haoebbur, cheez /iz/ prettee awsum….
yesh conqueso cheez salsah iz nommy!
agreed!
*nomz awn nachoez*
…wishh ai cudd hab nachoes IRL….oh wellz…
*gets owt teh tekillya adn margareeta mix*
*puts iyse inna blendur, adds teh likwids*
*whirr-crakklol-krunch-whirr*
*poarz dem intu frosteh glassez*
Heer ya go! *hands dem owt, noms on chips-n-salsa*
*Sip sip sips*
*Nom nom noms*
Buenos Nachos!
*noms corm tortiyas adn salsah*
ohai! Gud mews per mai today.Ai needed a gud mews tym berry mucsh an awsew need to go tu tearoom fur a bit of discution berry suon, but dat is fur layter. Toodai I fin a wraped up pwesentish tipe ob box fur mai!!!Wat cud dis bee? A wunerfulness fwen gabe mai a dygitail box ting dat ai spoose to put wif da ‘puter so now ai cann partisipitation wif de stawlking of LOL fotos like A.P. iz doin naw. Dats whi ai paw dis note heare an der an ebberry whear soon to be on skwen wif de creeatevive cheezpeeps. Aiz purr, purr, purr wif mai fwen an do head-buts Mneows how myk it do da pitres? We poyt at scween an no lols apewerred. Gess der bee a wittle somesinish we spossed to bee doing, but will works out an be mostly wonnerful. Had tu tewl peeps here an hope dai hab hapyness wif mai an fwen. Ai kno iz siwwy to sum ob yu. Iz mai birfday, a grate day tu be siwwy an hab danze ,danse,danze party.Mus hab parti, but wher ai bee, tym iz 3:07 am. Normalish kittehs snozing now. ai shud be tuu, but I haz nawt normalish naps fur ceberal weeks. don no why …maybe ai haz too menny paws. OOOh ai fink ai needz sweepwifadwreamyquiknessnawt oneminutslayterdan now. Iz deeleariouzz naturawly. {{{{{lovs an sweet naps tu awl}}}}
Happee birfdai, Luna! Ai hoeps yew haz a happee dai, an a nycenappeenappeetiem! Mennee mennee zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz’s tew yew!
Runzwifakwiknes too luk @ piks!
Waow! Taht iz wun strecheee bazement kitteh! Iz longcat! Berree berree hansum! Ai haz too bazement kittehs – wun berree berree fatt an wun lawng an skinnee liek yurz. Yoo haz sum berree beeyootyfull kittehs – berree lukkee hooman, yew arr!
aifinks ai sees ay tayl tu!
Not fut. Iz tayl. Hed an tayl onlee. *sings* Iiiii ain’t got no bodddyyyy…
Ooooh, BC , wut big eyez yu haz
Somdai Ai will find a boddee foar dis hed adn tayle!! Ai can tri urz awn?
*tayks a step bakk* Inbayzhun ob teh body-snatchurz? *luuks for pod*
Oh, it does appeer to b a tayle. I thowt it was himz foot. GMTA WRr!
Ai bleebs dat iz owel. Nawt kitteh. Cept dat uh owel donut gotz a tayel, duz it? Hmm, wunner wut kine of owel gotz fuzzeh fevvers adn grien aiz? Mebbe iz kitteh bread wif owel. Owitteh. Oar Kittowel.
Ai donut tihnk tihs iz a reel kitteh !!
Itz a gluvv puppit nd tohze ize arr soan awn !! Yesh, taht’z it
no is fotoshawp. yoo can tells bye teh picksells. ai has seend a few shops en mai tyme.
It awlmoas luks teh reel !! Iz a nyse tutsh tu ad teh wiskaz !!
Ai cud doo betta !! * Hao iz Ai goin’ ?? Hee, hee *
he he! ai dunno abowt aneewun els, butt butt ai wunts tu gib taht cyoot fays a schmoo!
ai is a bit wurried dat iffen ai du ai’ll suddunlee fynd teh kitteh poyntee endz…
Taht’z awlwayz a riks wiv a furbawl !! Yoo cannut si tehir feechas berri wel awn a midniet wun, spehloly !!
!!
PB nebber had a gud foteaux ob himz eponymous kitteh !!
Ai cudnut si himz noaz, juss liek tihs wun’z
is troo! verry hard tu git a gewd pixshur uv teh blakk kittehs.
Ai noez! Ai triez an triez tew taek gud pikshur ob mai blakk kittehs, butt(!) awl yew kan sees iz teh eyz!
“Fuzzies” stay starring at you whilz u in da bafruumz…
aifinks teh kittehs an goggies finks dat der issa seekret eggsit frum teh baffrewm.
we all needz da warm fuzzees & kittehs givez da bestest fuzzees eber!!
first
Baysement Cat meets static ‘lectricity….
Shocking.
*bzzzt*
ai nawt canz deesaied! ai can haz awl 3 plz?
Awn anutthur noet, haz yoo mptosed teh eyez og dis kitteh?
*Splort*
Oh noes! DK is down! Ai donut hab teh proseedur copied tu payste….sumwon halp pleaz!
Improvise! It’s an emerjincee!
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy DKz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*jentleh playsez dem intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds DK tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
oooh! chokklit!
*nomnomnom*
fankoo…*nomnonnom*
AP tew teh rezkyoo!
*grabs CCC cart*
*scoops brayns from flur…..stuffs bak into hed….replases bone peese…..raprapraps dukky tayep around hed….replaces CHRG…wheels DK into recubbery rum*
*cubers DK wif floofy blankie adn gibs him hawt chokklit adn box ub a sordid chokklits*
Der! Best ai can du. No moar lukking at teh cyoot kittehs wifawt teh gogglols and CHRG
ooh! hawt chokklitz!
*sipee*
yummeh! fankyoo fur teh resQ!
*Gibs DK caso adn chips adn margareetas frum partee in fred abuv*
ai fawt teh evul wuns wuz teh warm prikklollys?
oops! mented cold prikklollys.
o Keshy hao ai lubs yoo! *schmoo*
Yeff, ai merembers a storeh wiff warm fuzzies adn kold prikkloleez.
Teh moral wuz Wye gib owt teh lattur iffn u can gib owt teh formur?
aifawt teh morrul wuz dat iffen yoo duzzent giv awai teh warm fuzzees den alw yoo wil has is teh cold prikklollys.
I wish they gave out kittehs at kids camp. (I apologize for my lack of knowledge in the lolcat language)
I can has the Evil Version, Special Biter Edition. Limited release …. and will leave a mark.
This cat totally reminds me of the little animated sootballs from the movie Spirited Away.
Do a google image search of “spirited away soot”, and see what I am talking about.
Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy?
(plz tellz meh /sumwun/ gotz dat…)
Supa Marreo ref !! * Sawry, ime tuu awld
*
Its a tribbe! With eyes and a tail!
SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*hedsplort*
uh oh WMDkitty is doun!
*dawns led lynd hazmat soot an sits up contaynmint ayrea. yoozis shawpvac tu cleen up teh brayns. rinsis wif teh hevvee waturs beefour pakkyng teh brayns bakk intu teh hed. putts teh hedbonez in playce tu cuvur teh skwishy brayns. rapraprapraprap wif teh dukky tayp tu sekure. ads a few moar layurs uv tayp juss tu bee sayf an nawt tu furgit teh CHRG!*
trys nawt tu lewk at teh cyoot kitteh fur sum whyles. heers a floofy cheezmap blankee an sum hawt chokklit.
Kitteh looks like the soot creatures from Miyazaki films
Oh my Ceiling Cat, it looks like a dust bunny from “My Neighbor Totoro.”
Looks like one of the little fuzzy things from My Neighbor Totoro.
One of those soot-sprite thingies! *squeee*
aww yay! i also has cuddles to give to fuzzy blak kitteh, in teh unlikely event s/he wants for dem. (also if fuzzy blak kitteh wants to giv cuddles to me, dat is ok wif me. kitteh can come and squish me at any point. no waitin. um, maybe if i has a girlfrend over at dat time, but i do not now have a girlfriend, and if i did then she would dig kitty cuddles. so yeah. is ok.)
this looks exactly like my cat, Evee, except the fact Evee is a bit chubbier
Basement Kitteh can haz nose and mouf?
Izz baby ebil fuzee? My ebil fuzee got big, orange eyes.
Awww….pretty kitteh, gawjuss eyes.
ITS SO FLUUUUFAAAYYY!!!!!
i iz wantin a warm fuzziez now kthxbai
teh kitty is like mine