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or hugs. don fergit teh hugs!
kuz dis is a bery KYUTE model of a modern major monorail kitteh!
Nicely done, carosue2!
Yay! carosue2! {{{{{carosue2}}}}} See? I didn’t fergit!
why, FANK you! Whut a surprize!
Gud fings come in small pakijiz.
N diz pruvzit!
Battreez nawt inklooded.
noms wuz not inklooded eiffer.
Gud cuz monorayle kitteh runz best awn fresh sammuns. Oar at leest gushifuds.
Wai wud deh mono rail cat wanting deh bat treez anyway?? I thot only batz wanted deh bat treez.
Mebbeh ‘cuz kitteh watnz batz az nomz, adn figgurz dat teh bat-treez wudd bii a gud playse tew fynd dem?
Or mebbeh dey is in teh bat-troom.
oar mebbeh dey gotz teh bat-signlol? B)
skweeeee! whare can ai gits mee wun uv dees?
U wants teh monorayle kitteh? Wii haz awl sizuz adn cullurs. Just come awn daown tu Manny’s Monorayl Emporium. Rite neggst tu teh Goggie pownd awn fif abba noo.
Nawt haz teh munnies naow? Wii can let U haz a startup kitteh juss like dis wun foar elebentee munnees a week foar elebentee weeks.
We yoosta haz a midnyte kitteh named “Manny.” Him wuz a sweet (but nawt bery brite) kitteh.
He crost teh bridj yeerz ago wen he wuz in mah arms. *sniff*
Bak in teh dayz wen we hadded indoor/outdoor kittehs (which stopped yeerz ago – nao dey iz awl purely indoor), Manny wud get confuzzled wen it rayned. He wud go to teh bak door to ask to be let owt. We wud open teh door, he wud take a kupplol uv steps, realize it wuz wet owt dere, and dart back in … only to ask to be letted owt teh frunt door. “Mebbe itz nawt raynin at teh uvver door,” aifink wuz teh thot. We wud go bak an forf a fyew tiemz, an wud try hard to laff wiff teh kitteh ravver den at him. Poor sweet nawt sew brite Manny.
{{{{{nightshayde an dewin it tew amuze u Manny}}}}}
I just wanted to say that was a cute story
Awwws! {{{{nightshayde and Manny}}}} Sum ob us midnyte kittehs iz bery optimystical. We bleeves hour hoomans can fix eberyting doncha no.
O mai gudnuss. .. dat wuz eh ufny adn swete storee, ns!
wut sortt ob upgrayedz canz ai git?
Haow manny munnees duz U haz?
Emm…ai’z jusst browsin rite nao…..sew ai deesyded tew askk tew satisfai mai kyooriuss.
Our tawp uf teh kitteh condo modlol has awl teh bells adn whisslols. U getz teh free snorglol snorklol adn teh HGGs wif teh purchiss. Unlimitud nappings, kitteh hares addid tu awl ur lawndree, prezzies inna shooz. Laowd warningz when teh fud dish iz nawt full.
*Sends all credit card #s an pin #s*
*Waits by door for pakage*
Hhmmph….
* PB goze awn spendign splurg *
*Stairs at da door*
*Waits*
* Nokks awn daw *
Sine heer, plzthx
!!
I has won??!!! Yay!!!11!!!
*walkz upp teh staerz*
ai has teh bad creddit. is dat ok?
*shoz pjp teh printowt wiff awl hur credit card adn pin nummers*
Ohai. Ai botted dis for fybe munneez. Izzit urz?
*snaps it awayz, puts it in mai pokket*
Aifink dats whut happind tu it. Is mai kredit nao.
My identitty has been comprimized! How cud dis hav happend to me? Ware’s my suprize?
*pulls owt listing ob laytest kredit kart purchasez*
Surpryze!
*Grummblols*
Duzzit hab dat noo-car smell?
Ummm. Probably nawt. Akshully.
…mebbeh itt’lol hab dat noo-cheezburger smell, den!
aw noes kitteh! Dont be eetin teh box! we get yew noms!
Always love the way that cats feel the need to bite the box flap.. Any time I get a box of anything ready to send out, the box ends up with little toof holes in the flap or in the corner of the box. Just their say of sending a hello, I guess..
*nom*
ohai, box!
*Jumps in* *Paws arownd* *Jumps owt*
Hay! Wat arre yoo dowink inn mai seccrit clubhowse?
…Erm… yoo nawt herd dat, rite?
*Jumps in* *Digsdigsclawsdigsdigs* *Jumps owt* Yer rite, pjp, aint no Chyna down dere atall. Wait, whut? Yuz haz a secrit DK?
…nawt annemoar, ai gess….
Iz saawwy DK! Juss hadda chek a gnu bokks. Aiz sended ya wun ub mine fur yer seckrit, otay?
yay! a noo seekrit bawks!
*divez inn*
‘*jumpz bakk upp, addz littlol toof-markz*
*burrowz bakk inn*
Sshhhh. Aill neber tell
*turnz a fyoo tyemz insyed teh bawkz, taekz a napp*
Iz bery tru, Mingcat – kittehz gotz tu biet teh boxx!
Speekin uv teh bieten fings, ai seed sumfink histerikloly muzing at dat plaes wer yu kin biez anyfing in teh whirrld in a awkshen, dat plaes, adn der wuz sum litlol yoozd dijitlol kamuruz fur sael adn wun ob teh deezkryptionz saiz “it iz in egselint, lak-nu shaep ‘cep dat itz got sum toof markx awn it”!!! Ai fout ai wud dye lafinz! A litlol chooenz nebber hurtz enni kamuruh!
Guess that it’s a universal thing then.. lol..
Mai kitteh, Rusty, wood destroy awl boxes shii cood. Shii wood fit herself n dem adn pic a peese awf and fling it across teh rum. Shii cood decorate a rum n no tyme. Shii wood also fit herself n anii box shii cood. Shii wood get into a shoo box wit her sydes hanging ober teh sides ob teh box…..witch maed hers invis….nvic….nawt ta be seen. Ai miss her!
iffn ai nawt canz sii yoo, yoo nawt cans bii siiyink meh?
Eggsalad!
kitteh: “ai dun caer iff wee’z inn teh saem roomz adn tawkin wiff eech otthur. Ai nawt can sii yoo, sew ai’z invizib…imfiz….yoo nawt canz sii meh!”
Yup. Adn if yoo gib her a pet shii wood jump abawt tree feet cause yoo weren’t tu be seeing her
…Dey’lol /nebbur/ fynd meh in heer!
…Yesh, ai knoez onlee mai hed fitz inn teh hydin spawt….sew? ai nawt canz sii demz, dey nawt canz sii *getz taggededed* Whoa! hoo, wut, wen, waer, wai, how, huh?
*lukkz arownd kwikklee*
Mah Dusty putted toof holes in teh Lunchables box wen ai wuz dun wiffit last nite. Kuddint kwite get her teeny-tiny snoot into teh section dat had held teh ham — so she attackified it.
Oh noez! So funneh!!!!!
Toofifyin iz da kitteh seel ub approovlol….
“Mai nayme is Muffinz an I approov ob dis nommee ham bawx”
*urp* scyooze meh…
ai aproobez az wellz!
ausome, battrees incloodeed \o/
OMG! When I was in Japan, this packaging company (with the logo of the mother cat carrying her kitten) delivered all my stuff to me.
Nice to see them with a real kitteh for inspiration. =P
Mawn~O~Rayl
Kittuhn cumz in Liddill Bawkz.
Will getz beegurr soon!
Mawn~O~Rayl Kittuhn
cumz in Shynee Sawliddz oarz
Flooffee Strypee Fur!!
Mawn~O~Rayl Kittuhn
willz tryz owt hurs skillz awn tawp
ubz t3h Beeg Lawng Chayr!!!
Jack.
has enneewon notushd teh beeg beeg eeyz awn dis kyootee?
*titunz CHRG*
yes, yes ai dyd!
skweeeee!!!
Yesh! Watt kynd ub kitteh du yoo tink it iz?
*raprapraps the dukky taype around CHRG adn halps Cater wit dukky taype…..maekin shore tu lesbians teh breeving holes.*
Stoopy fone twies tu “guess” waht Ai am typing! Witch iz ok wen Ai’m nawt typing lolspeak
sew in mai prev….priv….teh post abuv Ai waz halping Catena wit her CHRG……nawt “Cater”…..stoopy fone!
Ack!! Ai juss noticed mai post donut sai “leebing”!! Oh my! Ai tink Ai may gib up fer teh nite.
oar turnn awff teh werd-sejjestyunz awn yur foen…
Ai donut kno hao tu du taht….fone iz new….Ai iz awld!
ai suppozes itt deependz awn teh tyep ob foen…
*getz owt GH(wpoi), blowz awff dust awn owtsied, puttz awn*
wut tyep ob foen izzit?
HTC Incredible Droid
Wen ai yooze mai Droid, ai yooze teh slidin keyboard, beekuz itt nawt sujjestz teh werdz foar meh. Aifinksew dere shudd awlsew bii a menyoo awptyun sumwaer abowt teh sujjestyunz….
Mein iz n awn screen keyboard…no slyd awt
Ai’ll haf tu luk fer teh menu opshun.
Myen haz boff….
Fownd it! Under settings…..hopefully no more accidental potential moderations for me!
Grayte!
awww! whare’s teh ufn in dat?
Handee Tieping Correkter ?? It’z gud fer a larf
!!
Nite-nite eberywon! Ai gots tu go tu sleep. Mai 2 year awld twin bois will be up early! DK, if yoo figure awt hao tu tern awf teh werd-sejestshuns, plz let me kno! Thx!
ai’lol lukk intew itt! Ai nawt haz a lawt ob frii tyem, butt (!) ai’lol sii wut ai canz du!
S’alright
Ai’ll figyoor it awt ebentoolly. In teh meen tyme, Ai will amuse eberywon wit mai mixed up posts!
hoapflolee itt willz nawt maekz yoo fawl astrai ob teh peskii modurayshunz!
dis iz nawt teh Droid yur luken fur!
:snarflol: I finso ur smart fone nawt so smart!! it nawt noez LOLspeek.
ohai, mai cween!
*bowz, offurz chokklitz*
adn hao iz yur ohainessses tudai?
halpful teknololgy nawt sew halpful ackshoolly.
wayt…maekin shore tu….
*wandurz awff inn teh direktshun ob teh NB*
I’m just sitting here laughing! I’m mortified that my post is so messed up! I don’t want you guys to think I’m a perv! Seriously, my phone tries to anticipate what I am typing. Very cool when typing in English……not so cool in lolspeak. I think I’ll need to be a little more careful in proofreading!
I’m so embarrassed! Hopefully this will give everyone a good laugh
mai nawt-secund thot awn reedin itt: okaiz, ai goez tew teh NB. teh secund thot: butt (!) wayt…iff itz happenin heer, wai iz ai gowin tew teh NB insted?
aktchoololee, ai’z surpryzed itz nawt inn modurayshun rite nao…
Must nawt be a majik werd…..stranj!
ai agreez wiffyoo dere…ai wuddhab eggspekkted itt tew bii wun ob dem…
aim jus hassen ufn wondrun wot yu weer tinkun wen yu mistyepd!
Teh l**bians iz indeed magikul. Liek unicorms an David Bowie!
yoo says perv leik izza bad fing
Ai guess it depends awn teh kynd ob perv
*snerk*
mah partners not-so-smart-phone does the saem – he sendid med the most hillarious text the otter day – made ROFLalmostPIMP!!
*grabz dukky taep*
*raprapraprapz wiffakwikkness arownd catena’z hed*
dere, dat myte halp!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE
I uhgree. Dats uh verree kyoooot kitteh.
Lolz
Does anyone know what breed of kitteh this is? I love them!
Omguh, I wants wun. Can haz tu snugglez?