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turtlol luvz himz grenez !!
Hims can has myne.
* Gibz AP sum brusslol spraotz coz him gabe himz tu turtlol *
Tehre yoo go, AP !! Eeet tem awl up
!!
*gibs dem tu papa* Hims lyks dat funkeh-munkeh fuds.
Aint hi daintie ??
Dats wun mytee tynee turtlol. Eet up, littlol wun, adn gro big adn strong.
Himz a slo eeter …
moar lyke snaylols payce !!
Gonna dye ob starbayshun at dat rayt. Cmon turtlol!
Himz shell nawt bi rusht !!
Yah well ai gawts fings tu du.
*leebs pyol ob leebs*
*goez tu bed* Gnyte!
Nite, AP
!!
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Frum a turtlol? At midnyte? Otay, DR…
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy DRz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*jentleh playsez dem intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds DR tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
* Thoze in a buuk on lorn-mowa mayntinenss !! * Taht shud kip u saif !!
Thank u, AngelPlume and poussinboi
Whew, I is safe
That’s a tortoise.
Not a turtle.
It has legs.
Thank you. Haha I was going to comment that.
Thank you, so was I! It’s eating lettuce, therefore it’s a tortoise. Turtles eat fish and have flippers.
Is his back leg broken?
Turtles eat veggies too! Mine lubbed zucchini.
Turtles have legs, too, but yes it’s a tortoise, not a turtle.
Sandra is the only one making sense on the tortoise comments.
Not all turtles have flippers, and not all turtles live in water. The three-toed box turtles, (http://www.animalpicturesarchive.com/ArchOLD-6/1187071890.jpg) for instance -are- TURTLES, but if you put them in water, they will drown.
There are both land-dwelling turtles and tortoises, but there are NO water-dwelling tortoises.
Also, to suggest that turtles only have flippers is madness. Many many turtles have feet of different shapes, with varying degrees of claws and webbing.
Is not turtle. Is most definitely tortoise!
pikky pikky pikky
tomayto, tomahto
patayto, patahto
paturtlol, patortoise
Lets call the whole thing off!
Whair’z himz maturtlol ?? Wot haz ma tawt uss ??
* Wel, gud tablol mannaz, aifinkso
*
duzzent halp dat diffurent parts uv teh wurld classify turtlol, tortussis, an terrupins diffurently.
Ai lyke teh way tihs site puuts it:
ht tp://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-difference-between-a-turtle-and-a-tortoise.htm
Maibi Jack Def’z naim iz teh bestest: “Lizard in a Rok”
Thx Gangreless !! Turtlol iz teh genrull naim ob witsh tortussez ar part !!
We liek tu go wib teh flo foar teh saik ob teh LOL !! Wot tihs plais is bowt
!!
hims sew teenee tinee!
sqweeee!
Ai iz Gamera! Feer meh!
Hay, stawp laffin an feer meh alreddy!
Ooo ooOO Ooo !!
* Getz camera forr teh mai-tie Gamera !! Hee, hee, BF !! *
An awn taht note…Gud nite frendz!
awww! ai wuntid tu see teh rokkits flys yoo arownd!
sweet dreems bf!
wel, ah’ll tri tew oblyge u afore nitey nite tyme…butt dis affer noon wen ai tride tew poast a bideo it wudnt let meh, jus showd a big blank box dere.
Heer (maybe) iz teh awsum Gamera, komplete wif bery strainge theem sawng (ai hoap)
rassenfrassen wp!
*shayks fist*
POOT POOT POOT!!! SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR!!!!! GRRRRRRRR!
Ai gess dey wanna maik it sew wii kant eben poast anee bideos er sawngs naow. Dis maiks meh sad
aneewai, u kan see Gamera heer iffen u wan tew. mynd teh spaise
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-UACM_8q_Q
ai hassa soff spawt en mai hed fur teh Japaneese moovee monsturs!
meh tew, teh cheezier teh bedder!
aidoan fink WP iz reesponsibul fer dis, mush az wee lyke tew blaim it, ai fink itz dis site. Nawt sekkond wii cuddnt post bloo clikkabul linkees aneemoar, den teh chat filtur got boostd tew reedikulus heights, den teh lol tymes (er bideoz an so-cawld lols aneewai) wen awl krazee an naow dis. Dere haz bean sum bery bahd, nawt improovments reecentlee, in mai opinyon
O wel, gud nyte ebreewun!
nitee nite!
Nigh Nigh, BF
!!
wayt! whut?? hao dyd yoo git et tu wurk?
Ai thott yuu wuz in bed !! Sent yuu a messige tu egsplayn it !!
Hay!! Howkomwhy cuddnt aAI poast teh Gamera theem??!!!!
Naow deys jus maikin meh mad!
ai tryd a test post on failblog dat diddunt wurt eethur. ai wunders iffen itza browsur fing. whut is yoo yoosing? ai is yoosing teh fyrefawks.
Ooops !! Hey, BF !! Teh messige iz awn yor profyle nawt Keshet’z
aha! sew dey chanjed et. dey is tryin tu dryve us crayzee (verry short dryve fur sum uf us)!
O fanks fer teh eggsplainin PB! An naow ai reelee iz goin tew beddie bye…but furst…..andd MST3K fanz owt dere?
*crosses claws fer good luck an triez wun moar poast*
Nao ai haz an eerwurm !!
Tehy awlwaiz moddifyed eben teh bloo linkeez (Ai miss tehm).
Teh emmbading moasly werks butt(!) sumtiemz duzzint :shrugs: !
Adn teh direkt linkie sumtiems goze tu moddyrayshen *frownz*
da turdle loves hiz nomz!
dis issa test. it is ownlee ay test. iffen it wuzza reel post it wuld contayn sumfin ufnny
yay! it wurked!
Yay! Myne wurkt tew!
Fank u, Fank u PB!!
Guud nyte (fer teh last tyme, ai prawmis!)
Nyte !! * Tehre’z a cheezpeep blankie nd a glars ob wawter for u *
anna schmoo!
(fur boff uv yoo)
{{schmoo}} bak kat yah !!
that is the teenyest tinyest noming I’ve ever seen!
Slow down, honey, you’re going to choke!
turtle luvz lettucs sooooooo much
awwwwww, ai luv how he opens up his mouth really wide and then noms
so cute <3
That’s not “turtle” —- That’s a tortoise… (we have 2 of ‘em and they are so cute!!!)
I love this cute video!
“Turtle” is an acceptable term, used by laymen and experts alike, to refer to all related shelled reptiles (turtles, tortoises, terrapins). Not the same as monkey vs. ape (monkeys have tails; apes are considerably more intelligent).
Tiny baby turtle eating = adorable. Adult turtle having sex = most horrible thing you’ve ever seen.
this is a baby sulcatta african spur thighed tortoise. it will get to be over 200 lbs and live to be over 200 yrs old. They are the 3rd largest tortoises in the world!!!!
Kyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut >_<
Ai wunna haf wun of dese!
i luv this video i watch it like every day. i want a turtle so bad!!