
Basement cat forcloses on Your proprtiez and soulz
and he’ll make u sine da paperwerkz too!
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Basement cat forcloses on Your proprtiez and soulz
and he’ll make u sine da paperwerkz too!
Caption by: Unknown
Midnyte kitteh knoz hao tu play teh gaym.
Adn awl kittehz knoz hao tu affekt u tu ur soal.
Conga rat shoelaces on ur solo nawt sekkund!
Fankeez, brendon! *tyez teh rattyz shoolaysez*
Congrats, AP! *Gibs some shinee new shoolaysez in celebrashun ov yer solo, top spot.* *Grummblols* I was here on time, butt(!) da lol was late. Again. Got bored an gave up. Again.
Hummph.
Fankeez, pjp! Yeff, aifink dey is toyin wiff us.
Ohai. Duz u needs meh tu killify doze dyse for u?
Deez munneez luuk lyke dey cud yooz sum shreddifyin tuu. U shoor?
Adn u duzznt reely want dem kards stakkd up awl neet lyke dat, ryte?
Fer a fifty? Yu comes cheep!
Ai alwayz knoo u wuzznt wurff much, hyoomin.
Awld sole iz wawn nd nawt wurf mutsch ak shoe elly !!
Otay, ai gibs u fiffy foar Baltik Abenyoo. But nawt a penneh moar.
But it haz teh noo kitteh kondo!! Ai needs at leest two fifty munnees.
Well den u hastu sell meh Mediturayniun Abenyoo tuu, wiff teh hotel.
Tuu hunnerts foar teh hoal lot.
Izza deal, but U haz tu taek the goggies tuu!!
*payz teh tuu hunnerts*
*keeps teh hotel, sellz teh goggy haus bakk tu teh bank*
*tells dem dey can go wawk awn teh boardwawk crosst teh way*
Butts(!) dey habs to pay da luxshuree tax.
Goggiez is a lukshuree?
Oh, dey payz it tu yooz teh lukshuree ob teh boredwawk.
Dats otay, dey can afford it. Or nawt.
Goggie cant afford it, so goes tu wawk on da B&O Ralerode.
Or gose tu Bark Place.
**Red brings in Dark Choklit Browneez**
Ennywun want some? Dere home-maded. No brownee micks inbolbed.
* getz teh ginormus plattur frum the guud chyna set. teh wun teh fanksgibbing turkee goes awn *
Ai can haz sum? Juss enuf tu cubber mai playte pls?
I dunnno, haz yoo been a gud rat dis week?
Ai sended LCB a pressie adn put ur naym awn the tag!
Oh, CC, I’m afraided to axk….
it wuz teh Hawt Airs dat u lefted heer adn did nawt want bak.
Ummmm, I finkso hur alreddy has teh hawt airz. Hur IZ neer Dee-Cee, ya kno!
I finkso wii shud send owr hawt wevvers to Dan in Teksis. Dere yoosed to it down dere.
Mmmm, sownds delishus! *tayks wun* Taysts pritteh gud tuu!
Fanks, AP.
Ohai, rhsb!
Ohai, DK!
Want sum Dark Choklit Brownees?
Conga-ratz awn goin to teh collidj 2morro! I wishin yoo teh bestist lyf has to offur. **schmoo**
Oh, an STAY AWAY FRUM TEH EBIL KREDIT KARDS!
Srsly.
*taekz step bakk mowmintarilee*
….ai’lol kiip dat inn mynd…
Ooh….browneez?
*nomnomnom*
I say dat becuz teh kredit kard companees will send yoo lots an lots of offurs, now dat yoo goin to collidj.
I got in2 trubblol wif dem menny yeers ago an wud nawt wish dat torment awn ennywun.
Jest tryin to luuk owt foar ya, my fren. {{{DK}}}
Nawt ebben awn yur werst enemii? (Nawt dat ai’z sayink dat ai iz ann enemii ob yurz)
Wellz, fankyoo fur dat! *bowz*
Du nawt pass teh goe.
Trayd yur sole tu ehvoyd jale?
Ai trow in Pahk Plais.
OMCC! Nawt mai soulz!
….
Erm…ohai, ebbureewun?
Sry fur mai lawng hai…hyay…..lawng-thyme-awai-frum-cheezland.
Yootoob iz moar addikktifyink den ai thot.
Anewaez, wiff dat stayted, ai’z leebink fur collidj tumorro!…..And nawt shur hao tu feeelz abowt itt….
Are U going tu teh collij wif teh kitteh dormz? Wun collij opunned teh dorm foar studints dat wantz tu taek demz pets tu collij. Ai seed it awn CNN aifinkso.
Onlee a feyoo fishes wudd bii allowd inn myne…butt (!) Den agen, lakkin a kitteh oar goggeh, iz a mooot poynt.
Ai’z heddin tew Georgia Southern.
gud luk, DK!
Ai juss myte niid itt…
Wowza teh kat knoz howz to play monoply
dang ai is mortgajified tu teh hilt on mai sole!
Awl ur munnies r belong 2 him.
“I oah mah sole
To teh compnee stoar…”
U gib teh BC enuf sole adn him will give u bak awl ur munnies aifinkso.
“Wii nawt kayr ifn ur a lolyer
Oar a Teksis oil man
Oar sum wate-triss bustin butt at sum likker stan
Ifn yoo gots sole, wii hang owt wif peeplols jest lyk yoo…”
All your base belong to BC?
oh, hello. Am it ok too post heer?
Am newly bloo.
Ob cowurse it am okai tew bii poastink heer! Awl arre welcom heer!
OH! fankees, Draconic Kitteh!
I rilly doane haz mush to say, but decided to finally de-lurk.
Ai yooshyooallee edn upp poastin fur a bitt, den dissappearin fur sum tiem, den re-appeerink….
*eggstendz skaelee (afturr awl, ai /iz/ draconic) paw ob frendshipp*
fankees. Axepts scaley-paw.
Ohai, friend.
Ohai, frend!
I will try agin…bloo name not connekting with ICHC profile, is connecting with werdpress.
ok, thinks I hav it now. conneks to ichc profile now.
ohsi!
Ohai SS !! Welkom tu tihs happee plais !! Taht’s a nyse abbatoir yoov gawt tehre
!!
OH! fankees!
*eggstends the floofy paw ub friendship!*
* Shaiks floofy paw wib himz oan blak floofy paw
*
ai haz teh 2 ub minions, my own self! Have not tawt them Monopoly, but they am good at “string.”
Welkum, {{{{saintsunshine,}}}}} yur bloo iz duin jus fien. Yu kin goze tu bootik oar ennyfing enny tiem yu liek. se wutz nu dere. Yu wil fined menny nais nu frenz heer.
fankees, gmwgs!
*eggstends the floofy-paw again* (ai am liking nice friends, them iz hard to find on t
Do you thin Yoo could go wif me sumtyme? I yam nawt nozing my way around yet, but haz heard of the bootik!
(I would like the new friends, too, if is nice. )
I herd a roomer there is brownies upstairs?
*goze to look*
*yoinks wun frum the tray*
Yup…and dere’s stillz sum left!
haha the couches & chairs..dont know what they roll the cats inside there @
gimme electric industry & Community chest.That cat won I bet he own…tard..
Aieee! Bsemunt kat is teh scary but I still luvs him
eee gonna fourclaws! Iz be in da streeet!
That cat ownz at monopoly
Holy s**t this is ridiculous, I can barely understand any of the comments! I can’t for the life of me comprehend why people bother commenting if it’s indiscernible to anyone but themselves.
aww so cute i want that kitten
I’m pretty sure teh cat iz winning