I reely presheate da invite,guyz, but I REELY don’t wanna go swimmin’.
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duk dinner iz soundin gud!
Ai lyke Duk Soop, maiselb !!
Conga Duks tu yoo awn yor leade, Carosue
!!
Peeking fer me, thanx…
kitty taike tu it like a duk tu wawter
kitteh wud prefur tu tayk tu it lyke a lyon tu zebra.
Dukkies tihnk sheez a gooss faw nawt swimmingz !!
kitteh finks deyr a littlol tuu pushy tu mayk it intu teh “frenz” kollum.
But itz fun! kwak-kwak!
No, iz nawt funz tu goze swimmin wen yu nawt liekz waddur up yur noze, in yur aizez, in yur mouf, in yur eerz rownd yur boddy nd ribz, nononono. du nawt want.
kitteh no liek wader, butt(!!) dukees nawt lissineen!
U seein enny eeerz awn dem fings? Ai nawt seein no eerz.
Duks hab had eggspurt swimming lessunz nd nao hav large billz !!
Teh chick iz in teh mail.
Can I pay at their web site?
Yez, butt(!) no Peking at mai PIN !! * plzthx *
Webz iz fur piedurs.
We iz dukz.
Doan maek our bill collectors cum affer u.
No! Not that! They’ll take my nest egg.
Tehn teh tquax collectors wil takes teh nest!
Then I’ll be up teh crick wifout a paddlol.
Gud fing der iz teh hawsbote sitting over there bai teh dock uf teh ebay.
den evvuryfing is juss dukky.
**faycepaw**
Dey can’t heer u nao.
Kitteh is popular wid deh chicks!
Chicks dig him.
Dey dig him, den dunks him.
DUN DUN DUN
*musical sting*
@@@@@ !!
Kitteez reeli a chikken !!
Kitteh crize, “Fowl” !!
Tihs wimmin haz him feline down !!
Butt that waddur haz ice floating innit. Do NAWT want. Ketteh wud luv sum dukkee l’oranj howeber!
Just think of it as swimming in a extry-large martoonie, kitteh. Yep that’s it.
Mebee a gray goose martooni?
Extree dri
Mebee eben nekid?
*hiccup*
*covers Romeow wif a ShamWow*
*not teh one from teh other day that everybuddy was HONKing into*
*as far as u knoes*
Oh, wat happened?
I musta blacked owt!
Wat tiem iz it?
Ware iz mah watch?
Why duz I hab a stikky ShamWow ober meh?
*gulp*
Oops, I swallowed sum wadder?
Ahhhh…diz nawt so bad.
Kewt Strypee Kittuhn
hangz wiff Liddill Fuzzee Lumpz.
Fyndz owt wut day duz!
Liddill Fuzzee Lumpz
amz berreh straynjj. Nawtz habz teefezz
insydez lawng hawrd mowffz!!
Liddill Fuzzee Lumpz
lykez Coald Wetz Stuff way 2 mutch
dan Strypee Kittuhn!!!
Jack.
We r teh wadder wings beneef ur floof.
♫ ♪
*gigglol*
*kumz running wif a swiftnesses*
*skidz tu stop millee meet hurz frum Romeow*
OHAI!!! I hazn’t seeing u in so menny wylez!!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Romeow}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Oh, it am soooooooooo gud tu see u playing heeer!!!!!elebenty!!!
U gonna tell himz yer happytale noos or u gonna maek Romeow lukkit up in yesturdai’s lols?
:snerk:
*ponderz: shud I tell PB oar let Romeow ‘splain deh name?*
Ooopz, dat nawt PB, datz WRr.
sorry. mai bad.
Romeow b a boi cat, but deh human hoo duz deh ty ping b a gurl. So wen I tawkz to Romeow, I b tawkkin tu a gal. *giglolz*
Iz awlwaiz eezier if itz in teh profyle paig but menny hab uss gessing !!
Sew, hao awld iz tihs kitteh boi ob yors, mai cween ?? *plzthx*
O. Yoo hab poasted a pikky, icy !! Himz maybi 8 munfs ??
Dat wud b mai guess. Wen I talked tu deh vet offiss dey askinged himz age and I sed btween 6 monfz and a yr.
Deh gud nooz am dat I haz ben adoptifyed bai a pretty ornj kitteh-boi.
cweenmj.wordpress.com/2010/08/10/new-friend/
cweenmj.wordpress.com/2010/08/10/bud/
Teh Bud-kitteh bii berri beyootimus aifinkso. Passez mii teh snorglol-snorklol, ai’m goin inn!
Oooh! Congrats on being adoptificated by a kitteh! He is teh cute. Orange kittehs rule.
Wen I told him I wud take him home and give him gushifudz, hii snuggloled intu mai armz and purrrrrrred.
aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww
Him noez him haz fown a hoem
Bless your heart mai cween nd huzbinz heart
I cudn’t be happier fur boff ov U!!!! I iz grinning eer to eer! Meny Congratamulations!!!
*happeh danse*
Dat’s nawt the nawt sekkund tiem dat haz happuned, probably nawt the lastest tyme either.
Seen wun guy, u’ve seen ‘em awl. :snerk:
Ai just ate gushifuds! Must wate 20 minutes (or furever!)
♫ ♪ peeplol lets mee tells yoo bowt mai bestest frends…
Very hi splort danjur from dis much kewt.
Plz to put on anti-danjur gear.
Hans D-R teh swimmin gogglols !!
Kthx!
B-b-butt(!) ai iz nawt Unkl Waldo. Ai nawt baystd oar mayreenaytd!
Wud u like tu b???
*goez tu kubberd to get deh baster*
Oh No U Don’t. Ai member teh last tyme u gawt that aowt!!! Sumwun endud up wif hawt buddured bunz!!
Mmmm hawt buddured bunz… Ai hazza hongree…
duz yoo oar aneewun es hab aneefing dat ai cud nom?
Ob cours! We gots:
Anchoebee stew
Bunz, hawt buttured
Carrot suflay
D…
Dirtee martoonees
Egg plants parm
Figs wiff goatzcheese
G…
Graypes
Hawt butturd buns
Icee creeem!
J…
Jello, anee flaybor yu lyke
Kettlol korn
Lemming murang piez
Marshmellos
N…
Jam foar teh hawt buns
Kitteh’s faborite gushifud
Lefse’s adn lute fisk’s
M…
Moussaka
Nutter-butters
Oystersrockerfellers
P…
Peetza
Qualitee gushifuds
Raveeohlees
S…
*tryin agin sins et diddunt wurk teh nawt sekkond tyme*
Savoree sawtayed sammins wiff lemmin-garlikk sawse
Tiny littlol shwimpeez marinayted in speshul wynez
Uneek orderbs serbd awn silvur platturz wiff toofpikks
V…
Veeyena Snawsijiz
Waturmellun (kittehs lyke it – goh figgur)
Xtra larj fronch fryze
Yohgert
Zingerz!
Am dat aneeting lyke “Well, buttur mai butt adn cawl mii a bisskit!”
~Snerk! Yer on a roll!
Dat is whut teh (aifinkso it wuz gremlin) viktum sed tu teh cween rite befor hurz gawt aowt teh melty budder adn teh baster!!
Yikesez!! *runzawaiwifaquikness adn hides unner da bed*
The duck on the kitteh’s left looks sooo determined to get him in the water lol
dukky: even if i gives yu kitteh floats?
Iz ai gud nyte fur dukkies an gooses owtsyde dis nyte. Mai owtsyde kittehs haz ai simpafee fawr dis kitteh.
Nao I haz to watch teh Aristokittehs, durnit.
The kitty is the same size as the duckies