kat burglurr… …leevez no futprintz
gotz 2 git a securitee sistem.
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Juss big rownd marks inna dust, adn shards awnna fluur.
Kungratulashuns
Anjul Pluem teh swiftuss
Haff eh drink awn me
argh! typun FAIL
Kungratulashuns
Anjul Pluem IZ teh swiftuss
Haff eh drink awn me
or u cud go wiff
…Lord AnjulPluem teh Swiftuss
U is a empress, ryte? Juss sayin.
eben doe yoo iz a mael, wut abowt Ladee Anjul Ploom foar teh Angelina kitteh adn Lord AngiesPapa foar yoo?
*angelina kitteh rubs arown PTz leggz, purring*
O, wud u grantify us such a boon, ur most awgust majestee?
Is it trooleh wiffin ur powur tu elebayt meh tu such ohai statussez?
*bowz meekleh at hur feets*
*doez eggzactlee dat* Angelina, Ai heerbai naem yoo Lady AngelPlume ob Cheezland and yor Papa, Ai heerbai naem yoo Lord AngiesPapa ob Cheezland.
*whispers* Uhm, Princess Taya–u furgot da bonkifying
*bonkifies wif a plastik soard*
*strutz arown wiff plastik tytlolz*
NAO yoo iz a Royil
Congrats to boff Lord and Lady!
Fankeez, catena!
Ai has tye wiff carosue
Drinks tu awl cheezpeeps!
Clink
!!
o.O
shards and sheds, I fink.
Well, yeff, but teh floof is ebrywayr. Duznt proob nuffin. Nope.
*Calls in kitteh forensick teem*
*Cew teh dramatik lytings*
*Cew teh Who*
kitteh, i don’t fink dis will wurk….
wut kud goe rong?
nothing a whisk broom and dustpan couldn’t fix!
Oh, carosue!!! I wore deh tiara u gavinged mii tu deh cheezmeet yesterday adn ebbereewun thotid it b deh awsumest!!!! Fankeeez!!!!!
AngelPlume iz nao ah Royil- Lady AngelPlume( foar Angelina) adn Lord AngiesPapa (foar hur Papa)
How sweet!
Ifinso ebbreewun heer b royal tee. Cheezpeepz Rule deh Whirrld!!!!
Hao funni! I hiz honored to be providin it!
iz LCB!!!
I’m pretti shur nawt. She iz mor clever, ifinkso!
Hur nawt liek teh ohai playses. Dis luuks liek the tawp uf teh cupboard.
maybe iz wun ob her minions praticing looking a shiney fings
Leevez a traylol ob distrukshen insted !!
weer dere enne replize tu teh petishun?
Ive nawt hurd !! Annipuss sendid Ben a messidge nd ai donut tihnk hims haz replide yet !!
New mixmaster kittlol
dis kitteh iz in teh kupz
shaken or sterrd?
Puss in Bootz did nawt hab glarss slipparz !!
iz kross-dressah. awlwais wantd tu goe tu teh bawl.
(s)heel bi bussted !!
Deyl mayk hur toe teh lyne!
Izza mystaik, ossifer !!
Aime onli wairin glarsis coz ai wuz tald it wud halp mai nite bishen !!
Butt(!) wut a tayl (s)heel hab tu tel.
A twu fuut beer glarss !! Wel, wot du yoo kno
??
Mista Barman, Isle hab wot …
…ebber cums in dem glarssez teh kitteh nawt steppin in.
Arr yoo payen AP ?? Maik taht twu, plzthx
Sertinleh komradd!
*waybs tu teh barkeep*
Maykem dubblols, for meh adn mai fren. *luuks arown* Frenz.
Ohai, AP, `ole pal!
no really officer, these aren’t my glasses……
Ai’ll hab too pyntz pleez.
*tryz tu swat beermaidin awn teh rumpus*
*fawlz awf barstool*
*whump!*
No sham pain faw yoo !!
Butt U can use dis sham wow tu kleen up teh spillified pyntz!!
*sawps up teh mess*
Uh… ken ai git a koffee pleez?
Tihs is kitteez glarssis foto ..
.. wen himz get cort, heel hab a mug shott
!!
**faycepaw**
*Groan*
Hee, hee !! BBL
!!
Hillarious!!
there are futprintz in the glasses…
I b bak frum Wally whirld wif bagz uv kittyguddyz and no munneez in mai pokkit.
tu awl hoo asking bowt deh noo kitteh boi:
Him am napping agin. had a bowl uv kruncheez and prolly wudda ated moar, but I don’t wanting himz tummy tu get upset after being on deh starvation diet fur a few weekz. Him am nawt down tu skin and bonez, but haz definitely ben on himz own fur a while. He duzn’t seem tu haz fleez oar eermitez, oar enny woundz. I will finding a vet tumorrow to take him tu get chekkt owt and skeduled fur deh tutoringz.
Az tu a name, deh following am in contention:
Ginger, he iz a pale oranj tabby
Cassius, he haz a lean and hungry luk
Kitty, awl catz anser tu dat
He haz a berry sweet temperment; iz bery gentlol and calm. Huzbin am nawt thrilled, but him sez if dat b wut I wantz, itz ok. So I sed deh kitty am mai birfday prezzee.
Didju see teh list awn teh Birfdai pressi LOL?
I saw dat listingz!
wuz sum gud ideaz in dere, tuu! I kinda like Velveeta kuz him b a cheezcat — ‘sept it sowndingz a liddlol tu gurlee fur a boy.
Cawngratz, cween!
Kitteh cooldz beez cawlldz
‘Sleenkkee’ oarz ‘Tawffee’ Mebbee,
“Meffisstawffoleez’!
Kitteh coodz awllso
beez cawlldz ‘Elviss Prezzee’ 4
awbvee~uss reezunz!!
Kitteh willz nawtz cayrz
wutz U cawllz himz. Jusst doan’tz cawllz
himz laytz 4 Nom Nomz!!!
Jack.
Brillyunt pome, Jack! “Tawfee” bez awsum name–nebbermind iz berry close ta tuffy
Iffn our cween donut use it mebbe we could use it for the next gingy dat comes to the barn.
Huzbin sez himz name iz Bud.
Ya gotta say it wif deh suthern acksent. Like, “Hey, Buuuuud!”
Jus watch out fur da frogs out bak saying, “Wise” adn “Er” wehn yu call da kitteh!
Mai sleep-deprived goofiness, lemme show yu it! *snerk*
Ai wuz tinkin dat sayme ting!
Me 2–dats kool
issa gud sine dat hubbee haz naymed hims, aifinkso!
An da name “Bud” sownds SO affexshunet! I likes.
issa gud naym.
aw! sew nyce uv yoo t reskyoo hims!
insted uv kittey yoo culd cawl him Sully.
Ifinx we shud call him jiorj.
ai juss hoaps nohwun sits on hims tu keyps him warm.
conga ratz awn teh neuw kittehboi!!!!!
You is wunnerfuls, yer majestie! Dat is wun lukkky boi. Happeez birfday to bofe of u!
I roted waaaay back on da bell’d kitty but my sekertary iz berry slowww and den I hadz to hide cuz of da thunner boomers.
Pee Ess Iz thinkin heel tell u hiz name very soon.
Him haz made himself rite at home. walked thru deh place shiffing here and dhere and finding sum choice spotz tu sleepingz. oo luk, a napppy spot on deh bed! Aahhh…. nappy spot on deh pillow on deh cowch…. rite now him b sleeping on deh floor behind huzbinz computer chair. Huzbin am playing golf on himz pooter. hope deh tu uv dem don’t tanglol wen huzbin getz up.
Kitteh boi didn’t object at awl tu deh collar, and haz uzinged himz litter box like a pro — him wuz obviously a howse cat befor hii gotted thrown owt.
ai voat foar Cassius, saowndz nobul aifinkso
Adn sumwun putted daon owr calling teh nawt sekkund post a nawt sekkund adn wuz liek Stop calling it a nawt sekkund. It’s either first post or place. so ai sed On ICHC here it is called a nawt-sekkund. If you don’t like it, then don’t pay attention.
Oooooh, gibbs dem hail!
Spekkin ob witch, dat glasfeeted kitteh gowin tu makz hail ob a lotz ob rakkit fur a katzburgloler. Mebbe hiz nawt burgluatin atawls – mebbe him studyz teh glaz harnomica..luk lak himz neadz lotsa prakxtis, tu.
ai shur hoaps dat dis issunt wun uv LCB’s minyuns givvin awai seekrets.
Strypee Kitteh habz
sum trubbillz masturreengz
Pillssnurr Glass Shuffill!
Pillssnurr Glass Shuffill
oanlee habz limmittedz yoos
inz Kitchunn Cabbnitt!!
Pillssnurr Glass Shuffill
wurkz Besstest wiff Fruntz Pawz, nawtz
so gud wiff Bakk Pawz!!!
Jack.
Jack! U rok!!! *clapz floofy pawz in joy*
but the cat still leaves prints in the glasses