
With a little magic Chester starts a fire.
maek sur u practice fyre safety.
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With a little magic Chester starts a fire.
maek sur u practice fyre safety.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: annief
Iz a clebber trikk!
Ai tort majishins did twiks wif kats, nawt det kats ar majishins. Bai se wai, ai jus adopted a kitteh! Iss tuh yeers awld and shy.
Comgratshumalayshunz awn ur noo kitteh! Hoep teh shy warez off!
Tenk juu! And congwetshulayshuns on da furrst communt! Aim shur wif nuff noms and ear rubz it will be exciteekitteh!
conga rats on yur adoptificatshun! Hurray for teh fureber hoams!
ai is prettee shur dat it is teh kitteh whut is the majishins.
Ai yam a fyre starteh!
Happy world cat day!! 8/8/10 !!
http://cheezburger.com/View/3838942464
iz himz brudder fannin dem flaems…under belleh brudders are da wurst trubble maekers
Wut is teh naem ob teh breed ov this littl kitteh?
Luks like an Bengal kitteh.
Oooh! Good kitteh!
*waits for firemans*
dyd yoo cawl dem awlreddy?
*halps lcb primp tu git reddy fur the fyrmens*
I has a standing order for them.
*gets makeup trowel and prepares*
aifinks dey will hassa impresst wif teh svelt noo yoo.
They will has less to lift, is teh trooth, but there is still lots of me left to heft. I is teh working on it!
ai mayd a dent en mai wayt sum yeers agoh butt butt gottid discoorajd wif teh pleh platoh. is problolly tyme dat ai trys agin.
The greatest magicians have something to learn from Mr. Mistoffelees’ conjuring turn!
Proof dat Cheetoz r baked,
nawt fwied.
mmmm….cheetoz……
Sry. I eated all of them.
*burps daintily*
*wipes brite orange crumbs from mouth*
*ends up with brite orange all over face since fingertips was all brite orange too*
O hai, Romeow!
Funny u should say that. I has been teh reel good for lotsa months and has losed 27 poundages but for lunch today I hads a “Big Grab” bag of Cheetos. I will has a sensiblol dinner of coarse and duly notificated teh 380 calories in today’s log. U knoes whut? They was teh ok, but I don’t wanna run rite out and get a truckload moar of them.
wow, congarats tew u fer teh 27 poundages! taht iz awsum an mos definitlee nawt eezy! ai hazza admirashun fer u!
W00t! Dat iz so mush awsum! I has a proud fur ur 27 poundages! Iz nawt wat u eets once in a whiles, it’s wat u eets most of teh tiem. At least dats wat I tells mahseff wen I needz a liddlol tweet! Dere r sum awl natchrual Cheetoz wif teh white cheez dat I finks r bettah – juss sumfink to keeps in mind fur teh next tiem u hasstabee bad.
O, teh Cheetos was just a impulse purchase I maded when I was under teh inflooence of antiseptic… anna’s thesis… go-sleepy drugs after a “procedure” a few weeks ago. (I is teh fine. Plz to not worry, kthx)
I normally doesnot crave bad snacks. I has gotten used to 100-calorie packs, Baked Lay’s, hunnert calorie Klondike bars and suchlike. Also no-pizza, no-pasta, and no too-much-breads. Is teh worth it. *nods*
ohai romeow, how yoo iz? long time not seed! heer, kumo haz cawted a mowsie for yoo
♫ Burn, baby, burn
Kitteh inferno! ♫
*carries in diskoe bawl*
Oooh, shiny!
*is tempted to yoink disco ball*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Nerdgirl1, StreakyTSC, THESQUID, SweetLittleGothChild, DaWunnerfulFingBoutTiggers an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, rich n buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brown sugar topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, circus kitteh finger puppets, kandee, an sparkly smiley face stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Thnx burfday fairy! Happy burfdayz to all teh burday cheezpeeps!! *munchez fudjy caek wif a littlol iskreem adn sips teh party punch, sip sip nosh nosh gobble*
*Wanderz off into sunsets bownsin teh lite-up bownsy ball tu lite teh way*
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Here – I have one all ready for you!!
8)
*gets de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water* oooh – shinee!!!
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – wif shamrocks and rainboes*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts D-R in a floofeh blankitt decomarated with otters and flutterbyes, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and a basket of chonklit possums an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Few! Happy yoo halped! Ai was lukking fer the proseedshure tu halped. Ai iz still noo adn nawt hab it memor…..momor…..ummmm….in mai hed yetz!
*whispurrs – cut and payste is ur frend 8) *
Kthx! I has a grateful.
*hehehe* Ai waz tryin tu fined won tu copee and paste….butt (!) yoo waz faster.
Ai iz yoozing mai fone and ai haz nawt fegyoored out all ob teh feetyoores yet!
That is a BEAUTIFUL Kitty! MEOW! ….OOOOOO Pretteh Kitteh!!
Kitteh Hendrix!
kitteh plans to grill his own cheezburgers?
*giggle*