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Ware’z mai pi?
Congarats anni! Wee haz uh nyce brayde tuday.
* Ooops !! Teh less sed, teh betta ….
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Conga Ratz, Anni !! * Twu in a roe wib teh yoozall suzpekts
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*wispas* an it lukks moar liek teh ICHC we noe an lub 2dai!
Ai haz ebbrifin crost! Nawt eezee taipin tho!
Liek Geniecat wiv hur sholder oprayshen !!
Yep, dat maeks lief berry diffyklut – mai neese haz teh saem prollem sins her got nokked off her byik bai a dukk.
Shud shi hab duct ?? Nd wair did it kom frum …. * hee, hee *
Dukk floo in2 her frunt weel. Dukk OK (floo off), neese haz sepuraytid showldur.
O. Datz new gud !! Ai thott it wuz a Canajun Gooss oar sumfin !
Lukkee duk! Nawtsewlukkee nees.
Poor neese! Ai wuz n mai car at teh stawplait wunse wehn Ai luked tu teh syde adn saw a low flying dukk coeming strait at mai open windoe awn teh passinjur syde ov teh car. Ai hit teh buttun adn rowled it up fast….dint wunt tu hurt teh dukk, butt(!) if hims floo n2 teh car wii wuld bof b hurt. Lukilee him averted at teh last minnit.
Bet u dukt, rite? Rite?
Yup! Fot Ai wuz gonna quak up.
Rite heer awn mai footz!
Oh….an….SPLORT!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up OCM’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Thx, Annipuss. Few. Dis kitteh is berry cyoot!
Congakitties awn leedin teh brade.
Thx! Him is berry sweet! Awlwaiz had a soft spot fur teh jinja wuns affer mai fabritt tuksies!
*gets de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water* oooh – shinee!!!
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – wif shamrocks and rainboes*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts D-R in a floofeh blankitt decomarated with otters and flutterbyes, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and a basket of chonklit possums an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
that was a pre-empted rescue – knowing D R – shell probably splort too!!
8)
*Leads OCM to the teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif the blankie and a cup ob hot chocklit and a basket of chonklit possums an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Heheh. Ai hav dun teh saym befaw, Nenne. Rushin tu teh reskew waz mai eggskews!
Hao waz ur sayling?
It was gud! plenty of wind – as usual! and the shrimps were nommy… the wine too – but that’s a given – I chose it! 8)
* Gibz OCM a Hao tu Voat pampflett !! * Taht shud kepe hur saif !!
Hmmm. Thx, PB. Wat a grate fing tu com hoem tu!! Hao menny mor weeks?
Twu moar wekes ob “blar, blar, blar” on teh telly nd in teh paiperz !
Mai huzbing yoost 2 sai “Doan’t boat – it ownlee inkurrijiz dem”!
Iz compul sorry heer !! Part ob bee inn a sitizen; iz due tea !!
* Twenny munneez fine if yoo donut voat !! *
Duz u hab a “Nuv uv teh abuv” opshun? Nawt fare iffn u haz 2 boat an doan’t liek ennee uv teh candee dayts.
Kan poot in a dawn kee bote – blank oar nawt filld in propalee. Saym fing relee. Butt(!) hafto hav naym tikkt awf. Assif we arnt tikkt awf enuff!
Iz dat awl? Mite be werf it!!
Jus kiddink.
Wii inna US ov A gotz tehm saying teh bad fings abowt eech ovver adn teh promisez adn lyes, tu….until Nobemvur! Luv mai Mute buttin awn teh remote.
Yesh, myoot doze polly tishins!! Anubber fwee munfs ob dis? Wee can has nu gubbermint nao? Dis wun nawt werkin.
In TTI teh Polly Tishuns is *ment* to oenlee do teh camp painin in teh 4 weeekweeekweeeks Bfor a Jenrul Lekshun – hard to tell, sumtyms!
Ai fink maekin voetin coplus….cumpol…compos….teh Lor is nawt a bad fing butt, lyk Annipuss sez, yu shud be abul to voet fur Non ob Teh Abuv. But if yu donut voet, yu canute complayn!
Aithot u waz awn lolidais??
Dat iz wut ai alwais tellz mai hubcat. Himz nebber botes, eggsept foar teh prezidant. “Yu bedder nawt complayn bout it, yu dunt du yoar dootie az uh citysen.” Den himz gibs mee bad luuk ober teh showlder.
Ai has tu b a gud cityzen next weekweekweek adn b awn juree dutee fur teh nawt sekond taim. Pleh!
nao ais reddy for winturr!!
Winturr! Nooo! Do nawt want, at least nawt yet.
me neither – but I wuddint mind sum propurr summer either!
*lukz arownd*
*seez sum extra hawt, hawt, hawtz on deh USA wevver map *
*dat nawt got sent tu PB*
*pakz dem up in a box*
*takez deh box tu FedEx*
Plz tu sendifying dis tu mai fren Nennepus in NorskyLand. yez, I payz deh extry fur deh Rite Now shippingment. Hur b needing dem rite away. Plzktnxbai.
ooh – thanks!
*prepayres a picnic to enjoy wen the hot wether gets here*
Let mii noe wehn u runz owt, adn Ai sned u moar frum sunnee Floriduh….wiii has much hawt dese dayz.
Mai cween, Ai hoap yu ar een Minnysnowda naow. Iz bery bery hawt heer in Okiehoma. Toosdae waz 104F/40C, wif hyoomiditee of 30-35% and heet indyex ub 112F!
Mai lawwwwwwwn iz bery brown adn drai and plantezes ar awl droopy and wilty.
Iz berri hawt heer in Canaduh tu, KJ…
We bee havin teh weerd wevver – 4C nites an 20C dais, noe rayn – Winter??
Sew Ai herd, mi Princess. Mi friend een Tronno sayed it waz aboot 40C there. Tuuuuu hawt for VLC!
Of koars, Ai wented owtsyde tu mow da lown tudai and wut duz eet duuu? Eet raynes awn mi! Silly mi jes finisheded mowing een da rayne!
Wel att leest yoo wuz kool den! Iffn itt wuz raynin der.
wusnut reely lawst
Dey wuz lawst!!
O !! Tehy wuz onli twu feet away
!! * Ohai *
Snerk!
Gud wun, poussinboi.
I am simply CHARMD by this lublee kitteh and its mitties!
wut wut. .. . ?. .. . . … … .. … …. .
Ohai Carotte !! Did yoo hab kitteeh’z mittens ?? *
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*Whispurrz: n cayse u duzzint noe it, tehrez an owld nursery rhyme abowt 3 littlol kittenz hoo lawst tehir mittenz*
ohai pussinboi 。♪ ai can haz mi-tten ? uhmm.. .. . . .. oui wizin ai dont t nou whenn. . .. .. .. . . . .. …….:*・’
* PB puutz a kitten wiv sum mittens in a plain nd senz tu Carotte
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I evolved…I’z got thumbs.
We iz all doomed
Oh no! Kittens have opposable thumbs!
Liddill Bayjj Kitteh
fowded himz Mittenz. Wundurrz
Y U in himz seet?
Liddill Bayjj Kitteh
will crank up ‘Kewtness Fakkturr’
’til Hewmin goez ‘Sploart!”!
Liddill Bayjj Kitteh
amz berreh clebburr and getz
ebbeefeeng himz wawntz!!!
Jack.
Nao you can has pie!
Wiff some wippy kweem on tops??
ooh!!!
Aplol pi?
Banononoffee?
Chonklitt?
D….
Deep dish applol pi ah lah moad?
Elderberree?
Fronsh silkz?
G….
Datez n rayz inz
Eggplant
Fresh Olivez
G, wai no wun wantz mai piz?……
Hawt applol pi ah lah mode
ICHC pi in teh brakeruum
Juss playne ol guud pi
Kreemy pi tu frow in yoar fayce
L…
Lemming marang pi
Mulbree pi
Nebber enuff pi
Orinj an blakberri pi
P…..
Peeee-con pi! (Yer gonna lub mai nutz! says Vince
Quince pi
Rhubarb pi
Stromberie pi ( goes wif rhubarb!)
Tofu pi ?!?! – Ai mayks a nommy chocklolot pi wif tofu an Katluah….
U…
Peech pi (adn alwso pee can pi….ew, dat sownds nastee)
Qwintz pi
Razzberi pi
Sammun ‘n’ sooshi pi (foar teh kittehs)
Toona pi, tew!
U……
Unicorm pi
Veggeble pi
Waddermellom pi
x…
X-cellenet peech pi
Yummy choklit chiffon pi
zabaglione pi
NOM!
Damiana, eez okeh so lawng az pi can’t pee…. };->
OOps! My nawt-sekund trip tuu da NB!
O yesh? Ai can has pi? Wif wippy kreem adn eberyfing?
Mai Sassy cat haz feetz laik tihs….hur haz 2 eggstra toeses awn wun fut adn 3 eggstra wunz awn teh ovver.
wow!! ai haz nawt eber seen dat onna kitteh afore!!
Derez pikshurs ov hur adn hur feetz awn mai profyle. Shii needz teh big feetz tu support hur ravver considurablol wayte.
Oh, adn teh naem Sassy caem frum Sasquatch (teh Bigfoot).
**gigglolz** mai Maya izza beeeg kitteh tu, hur wayz 22 pownds.
iz polydactlol kitteh!
So, wen yu plae piggiez, wut du teh uvver fibe toez du?
Akshully hur has seben eggstra toeses….wun moar awn eech bak fut! Wii culd plae piggiez iffn Ai wunted tu….wehn hur wuz a itteh bitteh kitteh Ai maed shur shii gawt yoost tu mii tuching hur paws. Trimming teh clawz iz kwite a jawb!
I love the polydactyl cats; they’re so cute!
Our Mable was a polydactyl (front feet only), and she could use her extra digit like a thumb. I wish I had pictures of her picking up a pencil so I could share one.
If they ever figure out how to use their thumbs to open doors or use a can opener, they won’t need us anymore!
Snerk….jest had a bisual ov Mable yoosing teh pencil tu add fings tu ur grosery list:
Noms
Noms
Kitteh nipz
Noms
*Wozzle skritchez hed at teh market….Ai donut rememry putting tehse awn teh list*
Awwwwww……kitteh is sooooo cyoot!……*splort*
Oh noez, nittanylion93 iz down!! Wut a mess!!
Wee-ohhh-wee-ohhh, makz wai foar de CCC!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep, sweep, awl in a tydee pile*
*Rinse, rinse, rinse inna sparklolin lemming wadders*
*Scoop, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed*
*Pak, pak, pak awla braynez bak in deh hed*
*Snaps on deh eggstra strawng noo CHRG (wif pikshoors ob baybee lambees awn it)*
*Wrap, wrap, wrap wif deh ranebow duckee tayp*
*Tayp, tayp, tayp, roun an roun de head*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, nittanylion93.
*Leeds nittanylion93 tu de splort recubbery loung an wrapz up in deh floofee Cheezpeepmap blankee.*
Heerz sum icee chokklit frappe an choklit animul crakers. Nao juss restt an doan lukk at de kyoot agin wifout yoar protectif gogglols.
Fank yoo! Fergetted teh prot….pro…teh gogglols…*noms chokklit*
bee ware! Dat kitteh haz teh oppos … opso … Date kitteh haz teh thums!! Ebil planz for werld dominayshun starting in free, too, wun …!!!!
THUMBIES!!!
THUMBIES!!!!!
U also finded mah heart.
Squeee!
(Hurries to put on anti-splort materials)
Dat eez a bery bery adorlolboe fayse, isn’t eet, D-R?
I LOVE polydactyls. Too bad my husband thinks they’re “creepy”.
I haz melted on mi floor. barlee abul tew tipe. Yooz soo kyoot wif all uv teh towz.
ah this is bad news… unless… maybe he is ceiling cat’s offspring?
SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Her is a beautimuss sawft furred kitteh
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBS!!!!
Ambercat’s Amber kitteh duz ‘fumbz’ if Ambercat asks her to…It maykes me SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
What’s goin on thar with the paws, little fella?
Hey I can actually READ your comment without feeling like my brains gone to mush!
He’s a polydactyl. They have extra toes, so it looks like they have thumbs. My cat’s the same way
OMG opposable thumbs.
Weer all dooooooomed
Or he can be a light bulb changer.
Oh no, Kitteh with thumbs. evoloution?could us hoomans become useless to the kittehs?
Three little kittens they lost their mittens, and they began to cry,
“Oh mother dear, we sadly fear that we have lost our mittens.”
“What! Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens!
Then you shall have no pie.”
“Meeow, meeow, meeow, now we shall have no pie.”
The three little kittens they found their mittens,
And they began to cry,
“Oh mother dear, see here, see here
For we have found our mittens.”
“Put on your mittens, you silly kittens
And you shall have some pie”
“Meeow, meeow, meeow,
Now let us have some pie.”
The three little kittens put on their mittens
And soon ate up the pie,
“Oh mother dear, we greatly fear
That we have soiled our mittens.”
“What! soiled you mittens, you naughty kittens!”
Then they began to cry, “Meeow, meeow, meeow”
Then they began to sigh.
The three little kittens they washed their mittens
And hung them out to dry,
“Oh mother dear, do you not hear
That we have washed our mittens.”
“What! washed your mittens, you are good kittens.”
But I smell a rat close by,
“Meeow, meeow, meeow” we smell a rat close by…
lol i like da poems hehe1 =D i can’t bleev i mades da homepage!!!!