
CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME afflicts 99.99% of all kittehs
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CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME afflicts 99.99% of all kittehs
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Ai haz a sleepeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Waik mee wen teh nomz iz reddy
Congrajimashuns on ur nawt-sekund!
Thx D-R! Ai jus happend tu notis teh tyme a kupplol uv minnitz b4 teh lol waz du tu arraive. Ai’m nawt ushally ablol tu get in teh nawt sekund werd.
so that’s where wi gots it!
Ohai carosue2! We haz a tye! Off tu teh booteek!
us retired skool librarians luv hangin around wif you tchr types. How goes teh edumakashun biz?
Iz on summer faykayshun rite naow! Butt(!) Ai iz finking baout mai classez fur fall. Itz kummin up too soon!
ain’t dat teh trooth!Ar kiddo goes bak to klasses in onli two weeks!
Parti at ar place!
Su points owt dat dis kapshun is tru except fer when it duzn’t. At 3 am mai kitteh iz the opposite of CFS. Chronik Electrified Kitteh iz more like it!
or mad yodelling kitteh at 3AM
Jumpin awn teh hedbord uv teh bed an nokin stuff awf awntu mai fayce!
Or koffing up teh furrybalz…
Or the mad running up and down the hall…
Or teh yoawen 4 noms and snuglolz
Or teh chaisin immaginaree bugs and such…
Iz nawt a disease, iz a wai uf lief.
liek teh aloofishness and teh self-sufficiencyness
Toonces hazza chronic snugglol syndrom.
yoo says dat leik itza bad fing.
It is a GUD fing!
She does make me roll mine eyes, sometimes…
If kitteh meds say, “May cause drowsiness,” hao can u tell?
Iffen kitteh sleeps moar juring May?
O noes! Ai slept thru May! Ai needs to nap to ketchup!
whadda kyoot kitteh. luks jest liek mai Sweeney.
I luv sleeps.
Ai kant git enuf uv it tho.
iz nawt a dizeez, iz a life choise
Iz indeed an important choise tu – sleep oar nom, sleep oar nom… Iz hard tu be a kitteh. Dat why SleepNom ™ iz such an importunt fing tu habs. SleepNom lets yu sleep adn nom at teh saym thyme! Ordur yores tudai!
I can has!!
I finxso it is calld Ambien.
“To Sleep oar Nom tu Sleep !! Taht is teh Qwestchen !! “
Ai brot u a cookie in bed, but ai eated it!
dis issa big problum fur kittehs. ai has dun teh maff an is nawt prettee. kittehs neads 14 howrs uv sleeps uh dai an den dey muss sleeps at nite (eggsepts fur teh 3am wayk up cawl fur teh hoomins) an der is ownlee 24 howrs inna dai sew kittehs is awlways inna sleeps defisit.
I lubz mathz!!
Pliz be tu remember dat 1 hoomin day iz 7 kitteh days, sew kitteh mustest sleeps 98 kitteh hours (4 kitteh days adn 2 kitteh hours) a hoomin day.
So Tru Keshet! Den u gotsa figger in time for eatin gushi food and wayting for the baffroom dore to opin and yowlin at that stranj kitty in the meer–itz juss 2 mutch fur dis kitteh. I can has meds?
Adn meow-praktise, lyke dis behbeh kitteh:
youtube.com/watch?v=9eyiE8iFNJE
Fankees jd! That liddol chile kin take out my lite work any time! We can has die-l up so it was forever but wurf it.
Oh yes, himz soooooo keeewwwwt!!!!
Ohai, tiny tuffy ten bears! *extendz floofy paw uv frendship* Nice tu meet u!!!
Ohai, mai cween! Iz thrilld to meat you!
*extends black floofy paw of frendship and bows*
Iz been reedin alot of ICHC threads and juss luuuvs to join in win i kin.
I rly wants to likliklik dat white chile’s face nd taks care of him fureber.
Ohai *eggstends sleek black paw ob frenship*
yesh, u can! Here’s some purr-zac!
Dat sowndz like purrzacclee wut I needz!!!
Tank uuuu, onions and petunias! uuur the bestest. Iz gonna share wif our cween, otay? Aifinkso snoozes is obertakin me nows…
Ohai, TTTB! You logged in ‘way after me, so I missed your comments! Welcome to cheezland!
* extends floofy paw of fwendship *
Ohai O&P! Iz prolly misst you butt (!) thanx so muchly for your welcome! *returns floofy paw of fwendship*
Iz habbin a liddlol snak butt (!) really got to snooze dis time. TTFN
I have CFS, and it is a lot more serious than simple fatigue. I’m not going to jump on the ‘I’m so offended’ soapbox, but this does rather fail to be funny.
I co-sign this, chelonie. May there be a cure in our lifetime.
Agreed. I look forward to the sleeping lolcats with captions about “chemotherapy fatigue” and “hypothyroidism” any day now…oh wait.
There have been some serious fails in the lols today. Hopefully the editors will realize that. Sure, any joke might go south, but whatever care they normally take was either absent or didn’t work the way it should. Hopefully things will improve.
As for CFS, there’s at least seven known forms now. Hopefully that will lead to better diagnosis and – insofar as is possible – better treatment.
I agree. I have CFS and it is not something to make jokes about. Please don’t taint my Lolcatz by making fun of something that really sucks. : (
I’ve had CFS since around Thanksgiving of 1981 — several years before they had a name for it, and I’m not offended. Indeed I’ve often said that one bad thing about it is when your cat(s) think *you* spend too much time resting . . .
haz sleep ap knees. needz seep ap foar da breefing at nite. Nawt enuf ochsea jenn
Hmm. Trikki to get teh seep ap maks to fit teh kitteh fais. Floofs let teh pressurez eksape aifinkso. Maybi needza helmitt??
Kitteh sleaps in liek a teenayger awn a sattdee mawning
!!
Nd ebbree day bi caturday wen yoo iz a kitteh
!!
Should be “Cronic Catigue”!
That’s “Chronic Catigue”….
Oops… Chronic Catigue!
Looks catatonic to me.
i haz CFS, oar mebbeh I haz Hipperventy.. lay ting sinnerdrome… My doccytorz nawt shure.. But I luff this kitteh. I wunnerz if I am so cyoot when I sleepz?