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Katterwawlin!
Congratz anni!! Yu an AP an sweetpea R awn teh freeway!
Yu kidz git awff teh rode!!! Ai toll yu nawt tu kross wiffowt hoalding pawz adn lukin boff weighs!!!!
Freeway!!!!! *revs up engine*
♪round round geddaround, i git around…
*bdump bumb*
ooops what was dat?? eep
*looks around and sees goggie all safe and still chasin da car*
whew. thought i had hit da stoopy goggie.
*mixed felines*
*zooms thru frum wurk to say ohai to ebrybuddy!*
*zooms by also*
ohai all! tew much werk, not time for anything but lurking!
schmoo and BOOP! tew all!
Conwaylulayshunz, anni! U leeds teh brayd! *gets daon, gets funkeh*
*whisperz* Ai prifurr a nies bit uv Baytowven!
Ai is listening to “Fur Elise” rite naow. Adn yu noes dere’s tympani (drums) in the 5th and 9th.
Yep, but dey do it wiv dikorum!
Dat’s de byoottee ob it: hab to noes wen to crash bang adn wen to snap-tingle adn wen to wayte. Adn awlwayes to lissen.
Jammin wiff mai hyoomin.
needs more cowbell
and now a word from our sponsor “Drummer Jokes Inc, LLC”
Two wimmyns are walking along when they hear…
“Psst! Down here!”
They both look down and see a frog sitting beside the road. The frog says to them, “Hey, if you kiss me I’ll turn into a world famous drummer and make you both rich and famous!” The two girls looked at each other, and one of them reached down and grabbed the frog and stuffed it in her pocket.
The other girl said, “What did you do that for?”
The first replied, “I’m not stupid. I know a talking frog is worth heaps more than a famous drummer any day!!!”
*ba dump bomp crash*
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*snerk*
Hao duz u gets a drummer awffa ur porch?
– pay him foar teh pizza. *ba-dum-tish!*
hee hee…
Ya noes we carreez a lot butt(%) we alwayez haz a playce to sitz.
(saw Nick Mason-famous drummer-tell this one on telly: “Young boy says to his mum: ‘Mummy when I grow up I’m going to be a drummer.’ His mum looks at him sadly and replies: ‘Darling, you con’t do both.’”)
Ai iz a drummah (hence mai likun dis pic) an Ai gotz tu sey…Ai noe evah heard dis joke afor…Iz FUNEE!
Mii fav:
What is similar between Ginger Baker (google it) and black coffee?
Both suck without Cream.
Ebrreewun iz a critik.
Rock ‘n roll kitteh rocks an rollz!
Wii gotz dah beet!
i lub to rocknroll allnite and eberyday
wow, i like dat kitteh. reminds me of my pLumpkin,
testiness.
woohoo! operating within normal parameters, Cap’n
hedbanging kitteh iz hedbanging
iz himz brayne awn fiyr?
How da Stray Catz reelly started.
Ai wunna rocks adn rolls all nite adn pahtey ebbery day…
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Werdycnan an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed cakes wif oring icing, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif kazoos, inflatablol neon-colured gittars so yoo can being gittar stars!, kandee, an rokk star wigs!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
(heer are pikshures ob teh gittars an wigs so yoo can seeing wut tehy look like
)
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Happee Burfdai anna newun elses whu hazza burfdai tudai!!!
Rokker kitteh mayded teh bigbigbigthyme – nawt haztu sittz awn teh fents tu haowl nomoarz – naow himz sittz awn an drum adn haowlz …
*kubberz eerz*
C-C-C-C-C-C-Cat man dooo
I tink iz reely where I’z goin’ tooo
Hey, if I eber get out of here
I’z goin’ to Cat man dooo
*syngz* (ifz yu kan kawl itz taht) …
“Ai dunawt wanntz tu werkwerkwerkies
Ai wanntz tu sitz awnn teh drummz awl dae
Ai dunawt wanntz tu plae
Ai jsut wanntz to sitz awn teh drummz awl dae
Ebberr sintz ai wuz an tiny cat
Ai dunawt wanntz noe gushi, I don’t need no OOH! SHINEY! toie
Ai’d taik an stikk adn a nowld toona kan
Ai’d sitz awn taht tihng untyl ai gawt furr mattz awn my butt(!!)
Bikawz ai doan wantztu werkwerkwerkiez,
Ai wantztu sitz awn teh drummz awl dae (oyesh, ai duu).
Ai dunawt wawntz tu plae
Ai jsut wawntz tu sitz awn teh drummz awl dae
(Taht’z RYYYYYYTE!).
bowz in ur genral direkshun
Gud show!
*clappity* *clappity*, I alwayz lubs a gud show
I’m glad to see Ted Nugent has been replaced. Hard to say just when he went irredeemably off the rails, but his plan to attend Glen Beck’s rally shows that his cheezburger has lost its patty.
Damn, I wish I thought of that !!
I actually had Cat Scratch Fever once, the lymph nodes in the left hand side of my neck swelled up and I had to have my neck cut open to have them removed.
i was amazed when I had the follow-up appointment and the Dr asked ‘do you have a cat?’…
Can’t we please keep politics off of this site?
Enjoy the kitty, the political “commentary”, not so much.
It’s MY song and I’m suing that guy Nugent for copyright infringement!
This look too funny, lets see a video!