
iz a ocelot so grr and stuff
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iz a ocelot so grr and stuff
Picture by: me and google i guess
Ai can has uh feerce?
Yoo can du yor bestest tu has a feerce, butt(!) ai no thinx yoo can manijj it. Yoo is tooo cyooot.
Ai dezerve teh feerce, nu queztions
Congrats, ‘Niser – u leed teh brayde!
Fanks, anni!! Lubbed teh pikshoor ob teh Baff cheezmeet. Nao ai habs sum fayces tu put wif teh abatarz. Yu awl hadz teh gudd thyme, aifinkso!!
Yiss! Iz grate 2 meet peepl IRL dat u haz noed heer! Dey awlwaiz tern owt az lubblee az u thort dey wud!
anom to that!!
w00t w00t fur cheezmeets
Ai forf dat!
OHAI, Anni!! Where might I catch a glimpse of the cheezmeet pics?
Ohai PootyTat!! Ai saw teh fotos awn Ozcatmum’s ICHC profyle payge. Yu iz der!
* Wizpers: No, taht iz Puddy_tat … *
Oh fankees PB. Ai fawt ob dat affer ai hitz teh Add Commint buttin.
Squeee!
O, yez !! Skweeeee !!
Noat teh poynty endz ar awlreddy egstended
!!
Deer littlol fing! Finks hims big an skaeree!
Gibbon tiem, hee will bee.
Ai tihnk taht’s a nyse thott !!
Nd tohse glubs woant sabe the handler frum tihs wyld kat
!!
Goen tu luuk lyke tihs:
ht tp://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/006/cache/ocelot_648_600x450.jpg
oooh – pritty!!
Feerse aminlol iz cawt nd hiz growlol iz taped !!
Duzn’t kwyte mezyoor up 2 hims ‘majinayshun tho!
Hee, hee !! Liek wen yoo heer yor oan voyce taypt
!!
nd tihnk itz nawt az yoo thott it sownded
Neis beun modul?
Kunstant wae-inz; meshurmentz
Kent be natshurul.
LOL !!
Tehm cat-wawk modlolz arr berri skinnee
!!
dis wonz gut eh TINEE wayst!
Prolly hab trubblol keaping himz/hurz trowzers up tehn …..
gut eh hapnun katsute, dough!
Anyone else having trouble with their profile? It either keeps logging me out but I can still access my page, or the countdown dots keep going and I can’t get in.
I click on my name it says the page is unavailable
Yez, it’z a cawmmon prollem laitley !! Egxpekt it wil kom gud ….
Dat wuz wye Ai gibbed up awn teh PC in Baff – Ai din’t reeliez dat Ai cud still commint az me eben iffn it sed Ai wuz loggd owt.
It logs me out, too, but when I comment, my abatar is right there. Silly thing…
Ai habs bin habbing dis problum foar weekweekweeks! Ai log in an den, teh nex fing ai noes, ai iz logged owt. Stoopie weird pretzel!
Wen Ai du dat, Ai get a blank payj!
An ai seez wut yu meen nao….doze dots awn teh login juss keeps spinnin an spinnin.
oar dey freez
Ai juss sent an emayo tu teh support. Wee wil seez wut happenz.
Thx, Ai wuz finking uv fyndin teh rite plaes 2 rite!
Itz bak nao, Anni !!
4 haow lawng tho???!!! Haz bean kummin an goin fur sum tiem.
I rote teh cheezes ’bout tihs, an tehy said ‘oh reelee? mus be yore pyooter or browzer’ *i para fraze*
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*Thank you so much for your email.
I’m wondering for the password issue if a setting in your browser has changed. Have you or your browser performed any updates recently? Also have you tried shutting your browser and restarting down before trying the log in again?
Can you tell me which pages have you seen the Favorites button not appearing and I can look into that further.
The captioned photos and the video’s all come out on the same schedule. If we happen to find a interesting article or video we will post that as well as/in between the already scheduled items.
Becky
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Customer Service
contactus@cheezburger.com*
i jus mayd commint on this, an theys moderatin me!
prolly acuz i inclooded link… TOO THEM!!!
Feelin preshurd ar tehy? Nawt is ur puter – is menny puters. Ai voet ebrywun hoo is habbing teh prollem rites to teh cheezis tudai oar tumarrow. Ai nawt kan cos ai nawt haz….nope – nawt gonna sai taht.
Taht’s nawt tehm !! Itz teh Akismet spammy filter yoozed by WP !! Tehy run it tite tu aboid spammerz !!
Teh onli link yoo can yooz (taht ai kno) iz tu yootube nd it conbertz it tu teh embbedid fawm automagikly !!
I rote teh cheezes ’bout tihs, an tehy said ‘oh reelee? mus be yore pyooter or browzer’ *i para fraze*
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*Thank you so much for your email.
I’m wondering for the password issue if a setting in your browser has changed. Have you or your browser performed any updates recently? Also have you tried shutting your browser and restarting down before trying the log in again?
Can you tell me which pages have you seen the Favorites button not appearing and I can look into that further.
The captioned photos and the video’s all come out on the same schedule. If we happen to find a interesting article or video we will post that as well as/in between the already scheduled items.
Becky
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Customer Service
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saym post wif out link…
Ohai Krelm !! Mite bi betta tu ripawt it at teh Wurd Press halp site:
Tehy am moar teknicklol !!
ht tp://en.support.wordpress.com/contact/
* Ai wud juss tel ‘em teh host for ht tp://cheezburger.com/Krelm/ server (etc) haz non-responss ishooz !! A lawt !! *
* Ime awf faw teh nite !! Bai !! *
Nite PB, altho ai prolly mist u.
Bin torking wiv mai sun.
Nesting seams tu hav gon awreye as wel.
Itz teh server faw owr hoam paigez nd maibi tehy doo daley maintnanss at tihs tiem ?? Ai donut kno but taht tiep ob tihng sloze daon ‘pewterz !! Ai gawt a error messige awn diffrent tiems sayen “serber too bizzy” sew tahts consistint !!
!!
Enniwaze, woant hert tu arks
* Ai tihnk it awl startid wen tehy put teh “My Cheezburger” box awn teh LOL pagez nd it getz qweeried ebbrey tiem wi refrosh !! Lawtz ob werk awn teh skwirrelz !! *
Teh ocelott bii tu cyoot aifinkso
Ais an ocelot – short and stout
This is my handle – this is my spout!!
8)
nd wen ai groze up
yoo betta wotch owt !!
* startz maiken planz faw eskape ….. *
Tip me ober an ….
awn sekkund forts, nawt tip me ober.
Grrr an stuffs.
He izz an oscelot
An he costs an awfullot.
Wild fing, u makes mi haert sing…
Skweeee!
Yu makes ebberyfing….groobie! Wild fing!
ai finks ai lubs yoooo!
Butt (!) ai wanna noez foar shur.
So cummon, hoald mi tite !!
so com on adn holds mi tait…
Ai lubs yooo!!
O….
“Ai lubz yoo !!”
if there wuz a fava-fave button, i’da be pushin’ it!!!!!!!
or “umz, I haz a kuestion…iz dis gonna take long?”
Cuz, ai’s an oscelot. Ai habs moar imporetent fings tu du wif mai thyme!
Liek wot, fer eggsamplol ??
Antiks in mai kage
Beeing barthed bai mum-cat
Climeing treez
D..
Devouring mah dinner
Eating and napping – alot
Feerce – building up mah,
G….
Gussyen awp mai fur
Hassen a littlol katnap
Ideahs…tryun tu tink awf moyr.
Jumpen awl aroun
Kissen teh kyoot lynx nex doyr
L…
Lyonz – chasing
Mischiff maykin
Nawt doing az aim tole
Ocelotting!
P….
Plotting rebenge
Quietly sneeking up on mom
Rubbing my fais wiv my paws
S…
Steeling gushy fuds
Tryink tu be tuff
Undooing awl teh nitting
Verry cyoot, being
W….
Waxing mah jaguar!
X…
Xecuting adbanced meow meow meow tekneek
Y is mah rosbif’ all eated up?
Zzzzz catching up on afer all dis fussin’
Baby lolcelot iz sokyoot~!!!
Aieee lolcelot! Oh kyootsplort!!
Dun worry, thepetmuseum I haaalps!
Dingdingding dribing teh CCC wif a expertize bezzer than doublol lol’ sebens James Bond
*sweep up branes an rinse wiv exra low carb lemonlime sumpin’ wet*
*pakk dem carbully (get bakk bakk bakk) into teh hedd an carbully replaces teh bonked bonez*
*winds winds winds wiv dekaratib dukky dukky dukky taeps *
*shnaps awn fresh CHRG(wif installnation of xtra protecshun whalefatblubers)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inn floofy cheezfrenz blankie an gib sum hawt chonklit an a chonklit raccacoon
an ice cream from teh crow*
Dare, now pleze to rest a while, an doan luk at teh bebbeh kittehs for two whole minutes. Ok?
Dun worry, Cygnia, I haaalps!
Dingdingding dribing teh CCC wif a expertize bezzer than doublol lol’ sebens James Bond
*sweep up branes an rinse wiv exra low carb lemonlime sumpin’ wet*
*pakk dem carbully (get bakk bakk bakk) into teh hedd an carbully replaces teh bonked bonez*
*winds winds winds wiv dekaratib dukky dukky dukky taeps *
*shnaps awn fresh CHRG(wif installnation of xtra protecshun whalefatblubers)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inn floofy cheezfrenz blankie an gib sum hawt chonklit an a chonklit raccacoon
an ice cream from teh crow*
Dare, now pleze to rest a while, an doan luk at teh bebbeh kittehs for two whole minutes. Ok?
Ummmm…..rawr?
awwwwwwwww! Himz notz an oselot yet, himz still an oselittle. Will be oselot when himz groze up tho!
Thas has a funneh!
U’z an Ocelittle, aifinkso!
If he’s an ocelot then where is his revolver?
(Waives paw in aer) Ai haz a kweschunz!
Haow doez ai gets a jawb mezzurin’ osseliddel tummehs? Coz dat iz mai dreem carear!
awwwww!! cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!! Adorable felines, those ocelots!