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Do not leave in direct sunlight some melting may occur
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an cullerz mai fayde
yoosd tu be orinj… still a littlol left inna tayl.
tu mush sun- iz pink in eers
Duz dat meen iz nawt poyzon enny moar? I can snorgle saefly?
Yup. Kayrful, tho… is still warm.
Lyke cupkayks, kittehs bestest wen warm. Doan snuggle too menny cupkayks tho.
Congkitties, Annipuss! U an AP leed teh wai!
Dis kitteh luks as tyrd az ai fele.
Den dey oozes awntu teh floor…
…adn form kuddlol puddlols!
I haz dis men tail imij of ‘kittehpoodles’, do nawt want!
icanhascheezburger.com/2010/07/24/funny-pictures-dog-pile/
Ennywun sez der aer kittehpoodles iz lion.
ai hazza boenliss…
adn a listliss…
I iz melt een………. Halp!
stand bakk, toto!
wizard of oz ref FTW!!
mai prittee!
Ai kin kuddlol yoo *kuddlols*
Dark an Stormy Nite Round 2!!!
It wuz a dark an stormy nite wen Snowball fell asleep on teh cowch, in her usual Comfy Spot. wen she awoke, she discovered to her shokk taht…
1. Shii had bin meltifyied! O teh hyooj mannatee! Snobawl wuz liek OMCC! Wut haz happined tu mii?
2. So she oozd hur way tword teh kitchen, hoaping tu get intu teh fridj adn re-solidify, wen…
3. She crossed a crack in the floor and oozed through! To her amazement, she found herself in…..
3. Suddenly, a shot rang out! Then a rang shot out! Snowball tried to cringe but u try cringing when u is meltified and see how well u does. Hmph. So instead she looked up and there, standing over her was…
4. …a horriffik tuu-hedded monstur! No, wayt… hur iyez wuz poynting in diffrint direkshuns in teh ooz, so it wuz juss tuu imijes ob teh saym fing… wich wuz…
5. …teh fambilee goggee, naymd…
6. Nostradamus!!!
7. Snowball had a disappointmint tu seeing him bekuz him wuz alwais such a downur. In spyte ob dis…
2. A chuckling noise was heared. “My plan worked!” gloated teh dawg. “Now that teh kitteh is meltz0red, I will be free to…”
3. …lap hims up lyke a bowl ob milks! Haoebber, teh kitteh still had hims poyntee ends, so wen teh goggie got hims noaz reel cloase…
4. … he got a snootful of sharp! A snickering noise was heard from nearby. It was teh canary. “Now is MY time to shine!” she said. “I will be queen of teh house at last! If I only I wasn’t hampered by these…
5. …constant heddaches. Aifinkso Ai will haz a nuprin adn nap.” Bai then teh kitteh shud be haffwai down teh drain adn teh goggie will taek himz nap….
6. Suddenleh a flash ob lytening lit up teh room, folloed direkleh by a lowd clap ob funder (itz a dark adn stormeh nyte, remembur), wich sent ripplols fru teh kitteh-puddlol, wokeded up teh goggie, adn turnd Pollyz heddayk intu a mygrayn.
Teh haus wuz plunjed intu darkness dat wuz eerileh kwiet (aftur teh funder had passd), sept for teh konstant rat-a-tat ob teh rayndrops on teh winder…
Fayd tu Black…
7. Nair rayter voyse ober
AND NOW FOR TEH portant MESSIJs FRUM OWR SPONSURZ…
* fayd tu blakk *
In marches in teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band
*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*
At the frunt ams a poodlol wif a flag dat says “DrTinycats Majick Mygrayne Tonick” awn it.
Nouncer say:
“Does yuu haz mygrane? Try DrTinycats Majick Migrayne Tonick! Mix wif a jigger ob Jin, a wedge ob lyme and yous mygrane will magically distappear!”"
Woops. I forgetted the 8.
9. Annown sir voise ober:
*Adn nao wi retern tu owr regyoolee skedjoold programmij*
Fayd up awn…
10. Polly awn hur bakk, leggs twitchin, frum teh PRAPPPs.
5. kadje barrs! Teh kitteh an the goggie con tin ooing 2 fite. Teh kanarrie watching dem is. Soe nobuddy seeing teh pett kommoedo dragon approaching frum teh rec rume. Hii gottid out uv himz kadj an is awn teh luce!!!
6. Teh dragun sawturz up behynd teh goggie wiff a sniff-sniffing tong waybing fru teh ayrs, adn den…
7. …taps teh goggie awn teh showldur adn sez “Ur it!!!” adn runsawaiwifazmuchqwiknissazakommoedodragunhaz. Teh goggie…
LM # 1 – Snoball woke up adn lukked arownd her. She discovered tu her showck dat she wuz in a differunt howse! Awl teh furnichure wuz differunt, adn she wuz fawling awf teh cowch! Oh no, diz cannawt be, whar are my gushifuds, whar is mai Mommy…………..?
2. Adn wye is grabbiteh so much strawngur heer? She strugglold tu get bakk up awn teh kowch wen…
3. A ridiculously handsome man appeared. He smelled of Old Spice. Snowball swooned. Teh ridiculously handsome man said…
4. “Gehwonkin shnekooblol, blorattus?” Wich ob kors she kuddnt unnerstand, adn reinforssd hur ideya dat she had bin transported tu sum alturnit reyaliteh, or sum obber plannit. So…
4. “Welcome tu teh Fifth Dimension”….suddenly curtens open adn a phil harr monek orkestra starts tu play. Beeyotiful men adn women start tu clappity clappity adn sing “This is teh dawning of teh age of Akwarius………..”
5. Den tehy singing Wood u Leik 2 flhying in Mah bootiful Ball Loon? Melty kitteh sez yesh! Oop ohai in teh skye maybee ai finding mah shaype agin!
6. Teh baloloon tuuk teh kitteh ohai up inna ayrs. She luukd arown, tryin tu fynd a shayp, but cud oanly see klowds.
So she huffd adn puffd hurself up adn floated owt ob teh baloloon adn drifted fru teh sky as a kitteh-shaypd klowd…
7. Suddenleh Snoball had a grumbloling in teh pitt ob hur tummeh adn shi had a rememburring ob taht chili con carne shi had eetin fur lunch noms. Awl hur floofs stood awn end as shi relolized…
8. Gass wuz nawt gud tu have fur a clowd awn a dark adn stormee nite!!!…
8. … belo hur awn teh grownd, it wuz nao a dark adn stormy nyte.
Teh kitteh — it haz no boenz!
I(t habs a tyerd
o yesh definitlee a tiyered
Dem bowns dem bowns dem dry bowns
Dem bowns dem bowns dem dry bowns
Dem bowns dem bowns dem dry bowns
Heer teh wurd ob teh kitteh.
Adn teh hed bown iz connected tu teh fud bowl
Adn teh fud bowl iz connected tu teh catnip bowl
Adn teh catnip bowl iz connected tu teh bedroll
Heer teh wurd ob teh kitteh!
*clappity* berri naise jd!
iz dat nawt teh kyootestest fing eber?!!
Meltified kitteh iz teh squeee!
Kitteh Mellteengz am
nawtz awwl dat rayr ifz Kitteh
lubz wawrm Sunnee Spawt!
Kitteh Mellteengz am
pawrt ubz Kitteh’z Methudd
ubz enjoyeengz Napz!!
Kitteh Mellteengz amz
nawtz daynjurruss! Ekksept wen
Kitteh amz starttilldz!!!
Jack.
Ohai Jack. Ai iz a Princess nao.
Izza gud fing most ob dis kitteh iz awn teh cowch, oar himz mite find himzseff wayking ups rabber suddenlee wen himz fawls tu deh flore!! Dis bee wut happenz tu mai Asti wen hur meltifies, an den, an den, hur fawls awn hur hedd!!
Dis illustayes wun more reesun I luvs teh kittehs. Dey noez haow to reeelacks. (some say “no pain -no gain” I say “No pain, HEY NO pain”
Ohai dayr, Prinnsiss!
“It wuz a dawrk andz
stoarmee nyte wiff steelee clowdz
andz steengee, ieesee rayn
dat maydz nasstee, ‘Pleh!’
Nawt Wawntz Puddillz wayrebburr
t3h growndz dipptz oarz currbdz
untilz sikkz Dawggehz
broak froo t3h fawg az dayz pulledz
a Jyunnt Cayrijj
dat spoatiddz Flooffee
Fethurrz dat dryed inz t3h wawrm
andz suddenz Sun Lyte
dat streemdz daown andz maydz
Kittehz habz Happee Taylz az
t3h hewj Cayrijj doar
oapunndz andz Prinnsiss
Taya ekksitted undurr
a bryte parasawl”
Jack.
dat iz berri happitayle
mah kitteh!! – iz made of buttah!
bewair of de melting kitteh
sry bout teh bad lolspeak; it be meh first tiem speekin’ liek dis XD
noh nead tu pollogize! yoo dyd juss fyne!
Ai doan fink yous can has bad lolspeaking. Yous is speeking in lols or you isn’t.
Iz bout poor gramma and spellink.
An onomontopeeya.
An fonicks.
Iz a zen fing.
I lol. Derefour, I ar.
An ohaiku.
An roonerspisms.
I ar, derefour I lol.
Dankee, I weel taek dis to hart XD
Welkom, KnownasRunner. Cheezland is wunnerful plais!!
boneliss kitteh!
Salvadore dalikittih
you’re all like little lemmings. followers.
Hims da wam won. Hims melting. Him like da won.
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAA lol
Boneless melting kitty is so awesome.
why does everyone think cats have bad grammar?
Dis is mai favritest favrit of all da lolcats. It got me hookded on ICHC.
Why is everyone writing like they don’t know English?