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*snicker at goggie*
*frowz konfetti at banana-slug* congarats!
fanks!
ai has nebber gotted a nawt sekkund beefor. wun moar reason ai iz bettur den goggie!
Yur nawt sekund nawt sekund iz berry speshul!
*Opinz bawttlol uv shamperz*
Cheerz!
*joyns AngelPlume in teh throwing ov teh konfetti*
Yay fur yoo, Banana-slug! Teh nawt-sekkund Nawt Sekkund iz verree, verree speshul.
Heer – haz sum fresh peanut budder cukies!
Oh – an there’s a hole playte full heer. Plenty fur awl.
fankee, Janet *yoinks cukes* nom, nom, nom…
and conga rats, Banana-slug! ai donnut finks wii hass met
*extins floofy pause of frenshipifyingness*
How bout a congratz to kitticatt for making the front page.
Ohai, demoncj !! Ai tihnk yoo cud bi rite butt(!) yoo shud simplee doo taht nd nawt tri to taik daon congratz faw sumwun ells faw anubber acheevment !! Taht’s nawt gud form, k?
FYI, LOL makerz offen get congratz awn teh poastingz oar by messigez frum cheez-frenz !! * nodz *
Sorry, that was not my intentions. Guess I should not comment bout the LOL in the LOL COMMENTS (!). My bad.
No, nawt taht at awl !! Wen yoo “Reply” to sumwun, yoo are continooing awn taht thread !! Tu put it awn or neer teh tawp iz nawt needed in tihs case coz sumwun ells wuz being congradulated. Adn wot yoo sed wuz ambiguus !!
Sew awl wi nead tu doo iz “Add Comment” nd start yor oan thred !! Witsh wil bi in the LOL Comments !!
It wil go awn teh end nd taht’z OK !!
It’z eezier taht way nd mutsh nyser !!
K? Cheeze tu yoo
!!
3…2…1…Thwap!
Naow go lay bai yer dish!!
maibi in ur nexted life.
…iffn u duz ebryfing ai sez in dis wun.
Dark an Stormy Night Extra After-Werk Late-Nite Bonus Rownd!!!
It wuz a dark an stormy nite. Agent K wayted nervussly at teh appoynted Sekrit Meeting Place. Agent G wuz late for teh Sekrit Meeting. Agent K wuz abowt to gib up an take a nap wen she herd “psst! Agent K! iz me!” She luked arownd an saw Agent G hiding behind a concreet pillar. Stelthily she appraoched her goggie contact, but instead ob gibbing her teh secret messij, Agent G…
…sed “follow me, so we can see if wer’e bein tayled”…
Agent K facepawed, tehn followed Agent G owt ob teh subway stayshun. but insted ob teh dark an stormy streets, tehy fownd…
…that someone, indeed, had planted a GPS monitoring device in the lining of Agent K’s briefcase. Rather than destroying the device, they came up with a plan. Let’s send them to…
Da Pownd! *yesh, da pownd, dat hideeous plaze wii awl feer!!* Aifinkso, dey will get dere adn fynd…
…the accomodations adequate. Now that they are stashed out of the way, for now we can start our mission. Agent K, you are in charge of the…
“Planning adn desizhun-mayking,” ajint K innerupted, “wyol u ar in charj ob following mai instrukshunz. As it shud be. Nao, duz u has teh breefing dokumints frum hedkwaters?” she askd, hoalding owt hur paw impayshuntleh…
…Agent G rummages through hermz breefcase. These are on a need to know basis. Plz read them, forget what you read, then eat the remaining documents. Then proceed to…
Ajint G hangs hiz hed…’Breefing dokumints? Ai finked u wanted teh debreefing dokumints!!!’
* Ajint G hnds ober teh instukshun book titloled ‘Teh kare and maintenins uf teh DWDC illustratyd edit shun’ *
Plz to ignorify the doublol postings. They are an obviouse attempt to distractify us. Same for grammariclol errors and misspellings. Focus on the task at hand, which is to…
find teh ring wif wich we can rool teh whirrrled. THEN we can has . . .
whirrld peez!!! But until den, wii must….
…settlol for da keys to da vending machine, while nawt giving away all our….
nom teh mashed peas. Unless wii can fynd sumwun wif possiblol fumz tu…
…Agent G rummages through hermz breefcase. These are on a need to know basis. Plz read them, forget what you read, then eat the remaining documents. Then proceed to……
1.
…gasped “Ai eeted teh orinj nom, Ai R poyzuned”
Den him hoerked up teh orinj cullured…
sekrit decoder ring!!
“wayt a minnit,” agent K sed. “owr sekrit spy agensy duz not use teh orinj-colured sekrit decoder ringz! dis meens…”
3. “…we can dekoad teh messajez we has innersepted frum teh ebil D.O.O.M. conspirasee! We will be faymus spyz nao!”
4. Just tehn a BC zoomed bai awn teh skate bored adn snatchified teh orinj sekrit dekoader ring. “D.O.O.M awn U ajint K.”…
5. “Eeek!” skreechd agint K as she jumpd awntu agint Gz bakk.
“Follo dat skaytboarding kitteh, fast as u can!”
She dug hur klaws intu hims bakk foar egstra inkurrijment.
So teh chayse wuz awn…
6. Agint G ranranran fass as he could but couldn’t kwite ketch the BC. Finely he wacked the skate bored wif his paw and the BC was katapulted into
7. teh awning uf teh fish shawp at teh end uf teh blokk. As BC jumped frum teh awning tu teh tablol covvured wif shwimps…
8. an stoppt! Sunned! Waht wuz this?? A feest? What to doo?? He wuz so distraktified bai awl the shwimps taht he . . .
9. fell off deh tablol, pulling deh tablolcloth and awl deh dishez and awl deh shwimpz down wif him. Hii nommed deh shwimpz, den ran tu …..
8. hi imajinned Tina Tuna singing, “Yorr shrimplie teh Best” ..
butt(!) tehn hi put taht owt ob himz mynd becozz tehre to face him wuz …
Agint G lolloped up to da tablol wif his tayle waggin and drooooled all ober. Agint K vaulted from his back to the tablol wif a fearse “Hissssss” and…
…Radiod for backup. Agint K waited somewhat patiently, while nomming shrimpy feast. Just as backup arrived they decided to…
Shutify teh windows, as it are still a dark adn stormee nite adn teh shwimps were gettin soggee. As Agint K moved teh umbrellee frum himz drink…
He noticed a white powdery residue on himz glass. He suddenly felt….
…like singing Broadway tunes…
But we oberlordz need minyunz … an we needz sumwun to blaem wen fingz getz borked.
Donut worree, goggie. U haz teh jawb sekyuritee.
Eberybodee wantz to be a cat!
eggsept teh sharks…dem liek tu swim too mush tu be teh catz.
Ohai, WRr!
Cud yoo doo me a favur? Wud yoo hied me foar a whiel? I herd frum my nawt-sekkund huzbin thro Faisbuk. DO NAWT WANT!
* gibbs red teh coupon fur one gud hoofing comply mintz uf Kafleen *
Will dat halp?
Fanks, butt I nawt finkso him werth it.
*gibbs red protectifying huggs insted*
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Ceilin Cat loves u anyway.
awl goggies goes to hebben!
Handsumm Dawggeh knoez
itz nawt himz fawllt dat him’z am nawt
Tukkseedo Kitteh!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
feenks Hamdsumm Dawggeh coodz mayk
an awllmoast Minnyun!!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
will yooz hurz Soopah Powahz.
Maykz Dawggeh hurz bed!!!
Jack.
Smart kittehz ar smart!
afturawl, kittehs nead sumwun tu blaym fings on.
Oar tehy need sumwun to knead on.
dey purrfurr scapegoggie ober teh goat…
Ohai ebereewun! Ai noes ai haz nawt been arownd much deez dayz, butt (!) ai has a big happitayl dat ai had tew shares wif yew awl!
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I scene dat an indowr kitteh gotted owtsyd, and ai had a sad fur dah kitteh’s hoomin and kitteh frenz.
.
Den, as ai was drybin intew mah nayborhud, ai SEED DA KITTEH! Ai wented right awai tew get da fone numbererer, cawlded and lefted a boicemayo telling da kitteh’s hoomin dat ai seed teh kitteh!
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Ai gotted a fone cawl just a few moonits ago tallin meh dat the kitteh is home and wif hims hoomin and udder kittehs!
Yay! Yay! Congrajimashuns!!
Fangs, D-R! Ai ken onlee imajin hao happi da hoomin is to be owndified by his kitteh agen!
yay! I love teh happy ednigsn.
yay for yor sharp eyes to finding teh kitteh! yay for making teh happy ending!
Mee Tews!
yay!
Ohai Cheezpeeps! I finally haz a link to share with you all! I found a Cat video I’d like to share! ^_^ If my name is blue…which hopefully it is, and I didn’t bork the interwebs……….click it and tell me what you think of the video! ^_^
*scampers off to have a looksee*
Skwee! “nom nom nom”
So many noms from one little kitty!
Datz an amayzin sownd dat kitteh mayks! Whuts hims nommin?
ai LURV it! And mai kitteh winted NUTZ whin hii hurd the nom, nom, nom sounds!
yewz prolly all mooved on naow butt(!) juss had tew say tihs is teh cyootest! Waht wuzz himz nomming? muzt trai sum, mai kitteh iz teh fussiest feelyn arownd.
I’m not sure what he was nommin on, It’s hard to tell from the video
VERY cute BUT itz GOGGIE
)
that is a great caption, at least I thought so 2 months ago when I did it on anouther LOL