
I is so good at sleepin I can do it wif my eyes closed
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I is so good at sleepin I can do it wif my eyes closed
Caption by: sophia karoutsos
Picture by: ArseneGinger
* sneeks up awn sleepeh kitteh *
BOO!
Ohai – did yu see wun ob yur behbeh otters has got owt, awn teh larst LOL?
* slow, sad hedshayke *
Nao dey is awl growed up, dey is ALWAIS in teh limelite! “wii is teh moar faymuss tahn YU, piggeh!!!”
* sigh *
Wut can I say – yuff tuday – all want to be inda media!!
Well, if u would just go in and let Fronk give u a complete makesover, u would be teh moar famous than u, too, Piggeh.
ELLSHEBEE!!! * mwah mwah *
Yu wants me tu giving yur littlol rat a maykeober??? O, dahling! Taht wud be teh faboolus!
Ware we shud starting, yu fink?
* tremble tremble *
* lukks arownd fur a scape root *
Now, Piggeh, just relax. U has been teh bizzy lately on ur handquote secret missions handquote. U deserves some pampering!
Fronk! Bring teh Pampers, stat!
FRONK! *airsmoos*
Look at him. I wouldn’t know whare to begin. U is teh fabulous professional, so I leeves it up to u.
Ok littlol rat, come ober heer adn seet in yur hai chare…
Lemme having a lukk heer… O… M… G… Lookit yur eyes! Eet lukks liek yu has bin yoosing cheep anti wrinklol creem fur YEERS!
Oh deer! Adn dese littlol eers! Dey is all colliflowered! Whut HAS yu bin dooing???
Lemme having a lukk at yur furs… Ja, ja… whut yu needs is a littlol bit ob colours…
ellshebee, being a dahling adn handing me teh bleech, plzthx.
Nao, donut struggling, piggeh… yu donut wanting tihs in yur eyes!
*grabs vat of bleech*
*carrys it to Fronk*
*trips over bag of pork scratchings*
*spills bleech all over Fronk and GP*
Whoopsie!
*sauntersawayfast*
* runs arownd wib a campness *
AAAHHH!!! OH EM GEE!!!
Look whut yu has dun tu mai soot!!! Tihs is a Mick oreegenul! Adn nao eet is rooined! ROOINED, ai teels yu!
* wypes bleech awf pampers adn shaykes bleech owt ob fur *
Nao, donut juss standing dere looking liek yu has nebber seed an all whyte piggeh afore! Gibbing me dose pork scratchings adn fetching me a guinness. Stat.
*secretly replaces guinness wif LCB’s 5-year-old nieceperson and teh pork scratchings with a box of colorful sidewalk chalks*
There u go, sweetie! Color teh piggeh!
hey! Hey! HEY! Plz tu NAWT bii doodling awn teh rodints!!!
No, stawp eet! taht ticklols!!!
O, Piggeh, u look fabulous!
*powncez on deh Guinness Piggeh wif a G-I-A-N-T happy*
GP!!! *hugz schmoooch hugz* I missingz u so muchez wen u am gone. Not so muchez wen u am heer.
U shudda seeinged ur babeh otterz at deh CircuS!!! dey wuz deh FABULUS!!!
But… but… Fronk, whut about ur fabulous professional suit-saving-smock that u ware to prevent just such a mishap? U knows teh one I mean, teh one that is at teh dry-cleaners and will be ready on Tuesday?
Uff. Yur stoopeed littlol rat wus posed tu picking eet up fur me! But deed he? Nooo…
Euch. Ai canut werking unner dese condishuns! Ai wheel be in mai traylur!
* throws arms in teh eire adn storms awf wib a campness *
HAY!!!
U kum bak heer wif mai camp!!!
I just cleeninged it!!!!
*chaizez after Fronk*
[Sawnturrs in lukkin foar uh haircut]
[after being frown owt ob Barber Martin's place]
[foar insultin him like Walt Kowalski sed tew dew]
[Seez teh drama unfolding, sawnturrs bak owt whistloling]
*♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫*
and backwards… and upside doun!!!
Ohai Nenne – can we still dounlodes teh Cukbuk fur Otters?
Yes – the payjes should still be available! – but, I’ll go and check if everee fing is hunkey dawree…
I’ll just keep adopting otters every £ 35
Can yu gibs teh linkeedink agen, plkthxwewontmorotters!
of corse!
Alle the nessessary links are here:
ht tp://nennepus.wordpress.com/2010/06/14/cookbooks-for-the-otters/
mynd the gap!
the sample pages looked borked – it’s because I downgraded the account to a free account… but the buying-pajis are fine!
ZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz…..
*quietly prepares a pan of warm watters to stick keshet’s hand in*
Somebody go get teh Sharpie pens!
Oar eeben standin upz wif mai eis open. Kitteh’s sleepin talenss R teh stuf ob lejenss!
I haz 2 send dis 2 mai gwandfathur
Sleepin be gud.
HOWEBBER…
Gess wut happins wen yoo play ur thuma-thumpa muzik berry lowdlee at sicks o-klokk awn a Sunday moarnin?
Yoo come berry cloaselee to gettin ur butt kikked by a nangree redhed inna pink nitegown.
Ack! Nawt the flannlold fierceness?!? Run-a-way! Run-a-way!
No, it wuzznt flannlol. Too hawt foar teh flannlol.
It wuz teh cotton knit.
Wut, no lacy bitz?
Nope, teh lacy bitz gibs me teh itchees.
Bee-sydes, nowun dere to see me.
But u sees u!! and if u likez deh lacy bitz u shud haz dem.
(but I noez wut u meenz bowt deh itcheez) *scratch, scratch*
That is teh too bad, and I does feel ur pain, but it teh hard to take teh angry redhed in teh pink nitegown srsly when she also has on her pink bunny slippers. *nods*
Oh, and Liam thanks u. U menshunned teh Furminator which remindified me that it had been some time since I had used it on him so I used it on him. He will be sending u a bookay of roses fer shure.
Gud!
I’m glad Liam haz teh happitayle. Duz Zoe lyk it too?
I saw a bookay of purty rosis an carnayshuns erlyur at teh Kroger. **hint, hint**
Yes, Zoe liked it, too. I could send u a bookay of kittehhairs if u like. We got lots!
*gives Liam and Zoe a money and directions to teh Kroger*
To sleep, purrchance to dream…
Ohai kim!!!
*waivez floofy pawz tu deh sowfwest. Oar shud it b tu deh sowf eest??*
Ohai mai cween. *duz naice, laydee-liek curtsee*
*falls ober*
Aifinkso iz teh soufwest. Butt (snikr) ai sees orl teh waives.
*halps kimkiwi up*
*straps her safely into a comfy chair*
There. Now, whut would u like to has for drinks?
Ooooooohhhhh, ai can haz sumfing egzotic wib lots of froot juise? Gots to be helfy tehse dayz… well, gots to traiz to be helfy.
Why don’t I make u a Alaskan Polar Bare Heater wif some extry orange peel?
*mixmixmix*
*pourpourpour*
*garnishgarnishgarnish*
Here u is! I’ll has one wif u.
*clink*
To ur health, my friend!
*clink*
Fankies LCB, iz just wot i wanted.
Wud yew liek me to maek yew a waturmelon, orange and pynappil juis? Ai has rilly gud juiser!
Oooh, that sounds good! Also frooty. Yes, plz.
Wun week!!! Wun week!!
Oh, cween, u sez, wutz wun week??
Itz wun week till deh cheezmeet in MinneeSnowDaze!!!
I will git tu meetifying wiff seben uzzer Cheezpeepz!!! W00t!!! w000t!!!! I haz a neg sited!!!!!
yay for cheezmeets!
they are FTW!!!
Did u haz funz at ur cheezmeet?
(I noez deh anser tu dat, but thot I’d ask ennyway)
oh yesh!
We had lotsa fun! we had wafflols and tea an coffee and we talked an talked an talked an talked! Ozcatmum wus there, and Molly_B and anemoneOne and Annipuss an Puddy_tat and drGizmo!!
I had the pleasure of having the company of Ozcatmum the hole of last weekweekweek in Lundun! we had dinner together evree day – and went to the lundun zoo on toosday, to say Ohai to all the animlols! we got the see the otters having lunsj and the pingwins having afternoon snaks… and we saw flutterbies and monkeys an goreellahs an meerkitties an an an…
Oh yesh – we had fun at our cheezmeets!
I’ve seen pikshoors frum teh last wun in Baff – looked like a lot of fun too!
I can do that too!! Its amazing isn’t it!!