If you hear a little noise in the night don’t worry. it’s just the kitties.
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pae noe attenshun. goe bak tu slepe…
wii wont botha yu…
musch.
Catena winned! Yay!!
Is just teh meerkitties.
Awwwwww.
SKWEEEEE!!!!!!
adn splort.
argh! nestun fayl!
Onoes teh cween iz don!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh royul CCC!!!
*sweepz up cween branes an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun wif sliyt hint awf jasmun*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
pakk kpakk pakk …. aof….gettz een dere!
*fassens wiff dekratib dukkee taep *
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap *
dere…dat wot tu du it
*admyrz wurk…desidez tu kut smal breffun hoyls*
*snip snip*
*snaps awn a nyoo royul purplolCHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds cweento teh splort recubbery throne lownj and wraps inna floofy ermun blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikshur wiffawt ur purrtektib gogglez!
dat meerkitteh iz da sweetest! gud luck tew Charlie
Hims ok nao. Him gots big dukkie.
yoo meen it izzunt ay plateepus?
Hmm… cud be. I finxo it be yellow-bellied plateepus. Frum Canadea.
It luks liek a Sowth Sahara Swon !! Sumwot !!
Noah, iz Perry teh Platypus in disguise.
Ohai, platypuss! Ai iz hedded tu bed, sew Ohai adn Gudbai.
oh is dat awl? whew ai feels mush bettur nao.
wayt! whut??!
Itz just deh kitteez
…nawt tu wurry…
Tippytoeing thru deh howse
…nawt tu wurry…
kliming in deh kubberdz
…nawt tu wurry…
nokking down deh china
…nawt tu wurry…
swinging frum deh shandee leerz
…nawt tu wurry…
it taykz eh worreed man tu sing eh worreed sawng
Ize wurreed now, but I won’t b wurreed loooooooonnnnnggg!!
Ohai, ai has a wurreed nd a sad. Mai arly mite be heddin tu da brij berry sune. She be limping wif arfritis fur sum wiles nd nawo she nawt bin eting. Ai can has tu cawl dr. Apple tunite nd has him cum se hur tumoro tu se if we can hlep hur fele beddur.
Pewtur nawt duin wel evur. goze freze up wen ai trai tu emayo.Shawping fur nu pewtur nawt hurtz.
{{{{{gmwgs}}}}}
Fankz, {{{{ catena}}}}}} Gawt tu go nawo nd maik sum fudz fur awl da wunz hoo wil ete .
{{{{arly and gmwgs}}}}
Some haz meet adn kannawt eet;
Some wood eet, taht lack it…
But we haz meet adn we kan eet,
So lett CC be thankit…
*borrowin from teh Selkirk Grace*
{{{{{hugz to grmwgs adn arly}}}}}
datz lubblee bleesen.
{{{{{{Gmwgs adn Arly}}}}}}
*hoeps foar bestest* Althow hoep adn lubs duz nawt cure awl fings, hoep adn lubs can maeks medicines moar effektib. If she be drinking ok, den kitteh milk mite helps.
Nawt shure kitteh milk wud help wib pewter prollem. It’s likely to mayk teh majik blue smoke escape.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
beyoooooooteeful pixor!!!!
Yes, I noez it b *whispurrz* fotoshopt. But it b so graceful and balanced and, and, adn, …. adn Bootyful!!!!
Dats teh Ebil talking. Down’t gib in tu teh Temptingly Kyoot Basement Kittehs! Dey want your sole! (Adn herring, adn toona, adn sammun…)
dis kitteh pixture iz wun pixture dat ai wantzs fur mai ruum!1!!! luvz it!
Onoes teh cween iz don!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh royul CCC!!!
*sweepz up cween branes an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun wif sliyt hint awf jasmun*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
pakk kpakk pakk …. aof….gettz een dere!
*fassens wiff dekratib dukkee taep *
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap *
dere…dat wot tu du it
*admyrz wurk…desidez tu kut smal breffun hoyls*
*snip snip*
*snaps awn a nyoo royul purplolCHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds cweento teh splort recubbery
thronelownj and wraps inna floofy ermun blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikshur wiffawt ur purrtektib gogglez!
oooo…… ermine!!! mii likee!!!! fankz catena
Ohai mai Cween. Did yoo see mai Nawt-sekkund nawt sekkund in teh preebius LOL?
noe!
*goz tu luk*
conga rats tu yu!!!
butt(!) aim stil hapi fur yu!
Hhmmm…… Cween Catena, it haz a gud ring tu it…
ai prefurrz empruss, iffen aim getten promotud…
Berry well, Empruss Catena! Now dat u haz ben promoted, wut will b ur nawt-sekkond act??
tu spae awl teh wild kittehz adn goggiez en teh land, adn tu mayk hoymz fur awl awf dem. deyz awl welkum en mai empyre.
kin ai bii a Pwincess? *beeg kittin ais*
ooh…du ai getz tu nok yu wif teh sord?
oar iz dat teh cweenz jawb?
Empriss Catena adn CweenMJ o yesh. Ai has a hyooj happitayle dat ai finnilee haz a nawt-sekkund
hurrae fur Taya
herz ledz teh lol!
hurrae fur Taya
such eh swete littlol doll!
Ai lubs mai cheezfrenz adn cheezfamlee berri much
I saw dat on mai way over tu dis lol!!! izn’t it egg siting tu gitz ur berry furst nawt-sekkond?? *duz a liddlol happydans*
Dat’s a raleaf! Ai has a glad taht iss nawt teh batzes in teh addik agin.
^()^
Ai gawt sealing bats faw in so layshen !!
!!!
Ai nebber thott tehy’d bi sew noyzy
Dey partying tuu lowd?
Liek tehy’re blynd !! * drunk, ai mene
*
U gawt batz n ur belfree?
Yesh !! Tehy gawt owt teh domino set
nd tehy’re praktissing Werld Dominotion !!
* Ai tihnk tehy’re batty
*
Dey mite be Vamp Prior bats! Gets owt teh garlic-cobbered dominos!
Ai noe! Ai kiip espktin a bat in maiz bedrum sum nyte. DO NAWT WANT! Ai wuz viztid a cupla tymez bai batzez in mai old partmint. Teh nawt-first bat flyed rounda playse liek sumbuddy wut wuz finkinbaut rentin it. Flyed rown deech rum a cupla tymes annen flyed aut teh bakdor into teh nyte.
*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*
*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band parades across teh Cheezland Town Skware an comes to a halt in circulol formayshun arownd Lunarmommy. Lunarmommy stands up on teh seet ob her Liddle Red Tricyclol, falls off, likks herself (i ment to do taht) gets up on teh seet again*
ATTENSHUN ATTENSHUN!!!
duz yoo hate Mundane? wuld teh nawt-sekkund day ob teh wurk week be less pleh wif sum literary stimulayshun? annownsing teh 4rd or 5nd (or sumfingf) Semi-Irregular Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite Day!!! *bows hed in membrance ob ohahtahgoosiam, hoo bringd us teh nawt-sekkund Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite
(icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-derails-after-taking-turn-too-fast-2nite-10p/) *
Mundane Awgust 2th (that’s tomorrow!!), on teh 9am, 3pm, an 5pm (Cheeztime) LOLs (or thereabowts *sigh* hoo knows?) so peeples in diffrent time zones an diffrent schedules can party sip ate.
if a erlier event iz also needed, plz let me know (an if yoo can host it cawz i amz not up taht erly 
) or go ahed an start wun yorself.
teh roolz
:
1. i will start teh story on teh afour-menshuned LOLs. or teh closest possiblol LOLs. or mebbee just randomly, like tehy seem to be coming lately!
if hyoomanly (or kitteh-ly) possible, teh story will be related to teh LOL. after taht, jump in wif teh next sentence in teh story. an teh next. an teh next. etc. etc.
2. if yoo happens to fink ob it, preceed yor comment wif a number of wut order it comes in, or teh name ob hooz comment yoo are following. if yoo wants to start yor own tangent, go to a noo comment. if yoo happens to not fink ob it, teh dark an stormy poleesemanz will not come after yoo, i promiss!
3. play nice.
4. lolspeek iz, az always, opshunal.
5. lurkers are not only welcome, but encurijed to party sip ate!!
NOTE: if yoo haz not posted on ICHC before, or wishes to post under a diffrent name tahn yoo usualy use, plz to making yor first post at leest a day or two ahed ob time. dis will gib teh Weerd Press time to chew yoo up and decide if yoo iz a spam or not.
Fank yoo!
*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*
*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band returns to marching formayshun an marches away. lunarmommy falls down frum her Liddle Red Tricyclol again, washes herslef (i ment to do taht), tehn climbs on an pedals away while teh megafone on teh tricyclol blasts owt “Planet Claire” by teh 52-Bz an shoots out candy all over teh place*
*plugz eerz and grabz candy*
Teh Basement Kittehs…mmmwwwwaaahhaaa.
Midnyte Kittehz, sleek
andz sylent moob froo velvutt
shadoz grayssfullee!
No wun seez Midnyte
Kittehz in t3h dawrk and dat’z
t3h way day lykez it!!
Midnyte Kittehz moob
feengz arowndz wyle Hewminz sleepz.
Keepz dem awn dayr toez!!
Midnyte Kittehz lubz
Milk Reeng Feengee Hawkee. Playz
wyle Hewminz’ away!!
Midnyte Kittehz maykz
mennee planz in t3h dawrk. Lyke
Wurld Dawminnayshunn!!!
Jack.
Jack.
Ai knu itt !!
Jack, itz awl cleer nao
!!
Ferengee Hawkee? I has a scairt! But I be berry, berry noob
iz teh fings on milk bottles iz left when yoo takes teh cap off. teh milk ring sew mennee kittehs lubs tew plai wif an put unner frigerayturr foar goles.
Ferengee Hawkeye? Dat cut be a danjrus mix.
Ohai, TTTB! Milk Reeng Feengee Hawkee iz Milk Ring Thing Hockey, nuffin tu b afrayd ov. Butt(!) Ai donut fink Ai wuld laik tu meet tohse kittehs in a dark allee. Welcoem tu Cheezland! *Offerz floofy orinj (nawt poysin) paw ov frendship*
Ohai mugglemary and Catsablanca! *offers black floofy paw in return of frendship* Iz so pleezed to meat you bofe! Iz been lurkin and you guise has so much phun I has to try to join in. I lubs the milk ring fingies 2 juss don get em offin. Thank yew so mutch for the warm welcome!
ohai, tttb! glad yoo came outta teh woodwerk an joined in teh phun!
*offurs floofee paw ob frenships*
welcum!
aw c’mon. ferengee’s issunt dat skaree.
Butt (!) Keshet Iz berry tiny and oldish. Iffn ya will back me up we kin stuff em unner frigerator 4 gole!
iz eben moar like poe itree, beree beeyoteemuss! bravo jakk!
shhhhhhhh yoo goes bakk tew sleep nao. nuttin goin on heer. wii nawt sin ester.
Emilee the Strwange woud be pwoud!
dis iz gonna giz me nitmares O.o -twitches eyes-
Guys, this would make a great shirt! Especially if you didn’t even outline ‘em. Just the eyes, and enough of a hint to let you know they’re kitties. And elipses after the last line . . .
This is strangely comforting
So basement cats clan grows stronger… Ceiling cat! Launch tha hover dogs!