Awn teh uvver paw, it bee berry, berry hawt in teh Yoo Ess laytlee. Dis maye bee teh rapter sheltur’s waye ob koolin awf teh burdees. Stil, burdee duz nawt luuk lyke himz appree sheeating it wun bitt!
Dhe Owlol adn deh Puddy-Tat wented tu see
In a bootyful pea grene boat
Dey tooked sum hunny adn plenteez uv munneez
Rapt up inna 5 pownd note.
Deh Owlol lukt up tu deh starz abuv,
Adn sanged tu a smawl gitar,
“O lubblee Puddy! O Puddy mai lub,
Wut a bootyful Puddy u am
U am
U am
Wut a bootyful Puddy u am!!
Puddy sed tu deh Owlol, ‘U eleegint fowlol!
How charmingedlee sweet u singz!
O let uz b merried! tu longz wii haz tarried:
But wut shall wii duz fur a ring?’
Dey saild away fur a yr adn a day
Tu deh land whair deh Bong-tree growz
Adn dhere in a wud a Piggy-wig stood
Wif a ring at deh end uv himz noze,
Himz noze,
Himz noze,
Wif a ring at deh end uv himz noze.
‘Deer pig, am u willingz tu sell fur wun shillingz
Ur ring?’ Sed deh Piggee, ‘I will.’
Sew dey took it away, adn were merried next day
Bai deh Turkee hoo libz on deh hill.
Dey dined on mince, and and slicez uv kwince,
Witch dey ate wif a runsiblol spoon’
Adn handz in handz, on deh ej uv deh sandz,
Dey danst bai deh lite uv deh moon,
Deh moon,
Deh moon,
Dey danst bai deh lite uv deh moon.
Actually, he’s probably enjoying it. At the wildlife rehab center my husband worked at, they’d spray the birds like that when they were sunning on a hot day to keep them cool.
Owlol iz mad
Ai Haz mai nawt-sekkund-nawtsekkund! :O
yay taya!! i rebember mine, boy wuz i eggsited!!
conga rats!
Ohai Mommeh! *purrz an snugglols wif Mommeh* Hao iz mai Mommeh? iz gud dat wii iz Cheezfamblee, yesh? Cuz wii shaer teh saem birfdai
owl’s well dat endz well.
Hai Keshy!
hai taya! hoa yoo is?
Ai iz gud *purrrr*
das gud!
Ohai Taya!! Conga owlz awn yoar nawt sekkund nawt sekkund! Berry eggsiting, aifinkso!
Ai nawt shur wee haz met, butt (!) ai haz seen yu heer beefoar. Ai iz farelee gnu.
*Extenss floofy paw ob frenship tu Taya*
Wii has met butt(!) onlee breeflee. Ai iz teh Wingeded Kittin ob Cheezland
O, I am so late on this LOL … congrats to Taya for your nawt-sekond nawt-sekond!
** rolls out elegant beverage cart with all kinds of champagne and sparking wines, wif pretty crystal for sillabratory dwinkees **
yoo is sew ded. yoo juss duzzent noh it yet.
Furiyus pekkin an flai-in fevvers in 3..2..1
poor owl
I suspect that Mr. Owrly really gives a hoot! And so will the erstwhile owner of the hand that is about to pull back a bloody stump back.
*has en a mazd dat sumwon sed ‘erstwyle’*
*snert*
Ai lyke owlols !! Ai reely liek ‘er style !!
Owl luuks lyke him iz sayin, “Reelee? Dis alreddy bin uh badd day, an nao yu iz pushin yoar lukk!”
Awn teh uvver paw, it bee berry, berry hawt in teh Yoo Ess laytlee. Dis maye bee teh rapter sheltur’s waye ob koolin awf teh burdees. Stil, burdee duz nawt luuk lyke himz appree sheeating it wun bitt!
Duz nawt seme in a flap abowt it !! HOOO wud ab thott it ??
*tries tu imagin owlol smilol, cums up wif nuffin*
Ai’m finkking the burdee mite bee injoin teh cool watter.
Knoez It Awll Burdee
wiff lawwwwng, shawrrp Poyntee Endz will
duz summfeeng bad soon
Jack.
Ohai Jack! Nize poem…onlee maybee owl IZ happee..mae budgie lub herz showerz. ‘Coarse purhaps sumwon furgot deh towel oar deh fwooty showergel….. *scamperzoffwifaquikness*
Ohai OM! *Purrr,flutterflutter*
*clappity* O yesh Jack, teh owlol will uze hims pointy ends awn teh hoomin
poor owl i hope the water stoped after that
Dhe Owlol adn deh Puddy-Tat wented tu see
In a bootyful pea grene boat
Dey tooked sum hunny adn plenteez uv munneez
Rapt up inna 5 pownd note.
Deh Owlol lukt up tu deh starz abuv,
Adn sanged tu a smawl gitar,
“O lubblee Puddy! O Puddy mai lub,
Wut a bootyful Puddy u am
U am
U am
Wut a bootyful Puddy u am!!
Puddy sed tu deh Owlol, ‘U eleegint fowlol!
How charmingedlee sweet u singz!
O let uz b merried! tu longz wii haz tarried:
But wut shall wii duz fur a ring?’
Dey saild away fur a yr adn a day
Tu deh land whair deh Bong-tree growz
Adn dhere in a wud a Piggy-wig stood
Wif a ring at deh end uv himz noze,
Himz noze,
Himz noze,
Wif a ring at deh end uv himz noze.
‘Deer pig, am u willingz tu sell fur wun shillingz
Ur ring?’ Sed deh Piggee, ‘I will.’
Sew dey took it away, adn were merried next day
Bai deh Turkee hoo libz on deh hill.
Dey dined on mince, and and slicez uv kwince,
Witch dey ate wif a runsiblol spoon’
Adn handz in handz, on deh ej uv deh sandz,
Dey danst bai deh lite uv deh moon,
Deh moon,
Deh moon,
Dey danst bai deh lite uv deh moon.
bootiful mai Cween
Wet RLY
No cool owlol wiff teh hose…
Haz ice cream wiff crow
And danse a ho ho!
No no no, you should SPAY and neuter your pets. SPAY!
LOL gud won!
Epic PWNAGE in T-minus three seconds…
Actually, he’s probably enjoying it. At the wildlife rehab center my husband worked at, they’d spray the birds like that when they were sunning on a hot day to keep them cool.
“Somebody ’bout ta get a ass-kick’in”
OH MY!!!
5/19/13 EXPECT US