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an ajent!
Das awl, yu beeutiful floofy bebeh. Altho she duz seem to put teh make-up on wif a heavi hand!
GMTA! Ai wuz finking abowt an ajint adn teh maek up wehn Ai nawt sekond luked at teh pikshur!
Congarats, carosue. Yu habs uh soloe! Less dans!!
Hey ratz, comez owt heer an dans foar teh nawt sekkund cheezpeep!!
*ratz du teh fandango wif uh littlol conga line frown in foar gudd meshur*
Fank you rats! Fank yu ‘Niser!
Fansee (feest?)
ay hedshot?
she prolly snugglolz wiff teh editur.
Gibs awai awl hur lubbin foar uh chans at teh cubber shott. Dis nawt bee unyooshewal, aifinkso!
snugglolling hur wai tu teh tawp.
teh fings peeplols duz tu beecom awlmost faymuss.
Oy! Gud fing shii nawt awn teh cubber ob Zombiecat Weekly.
Nip an tuk?
Dat an aer brushin…..iz awl fake, kitteh. Yu mush moar ob teh reel fing.
adn dose ar kulred (kulblu?) kontax, aifinkso.
Implants, lipo, and botox.
aifinks fur teefs has bin dun tu.
Tayle extenshun tu no doubt.
I dowbt dat’s her reel hair color….looks bleecht.
wow…wez beun katty!
fotoshopp.
Doan wurrie kitteh, iz all fotoshawp!
Prittee whyte kitteh, aifinkso u luk tu yung tu b wurreeing abowt fings laik tihs. Being a modlol iz nawt awl itz craked up tu b….tehy donut git tu eet noms awl dae lawng laik u du.
dat kynda lyfe will tarnish ur pyooritee.
Oh mai!
Dat nawt uh shii, dat uh hii. Harbals?
Hao u gets dat frum a hedshot?
Adn teh cuver-capshunz bowt Ragdollz, u needs perskripshun shaydz?
Well, Ragdollz can bii boyz, no? Kitteh iz poezer aifinkso. Doan let teh makeup fool yew, dis kitteh gawt nuffin awn RuPaul.
“Scratch That – Reverse It!”
aifinks yoo hassa poynt. afturawl, Lassie wuzza lad dee.
She haz photosoup (R)
goodnite..goodnite.. we is all gowing to beds now…quickly…quickly and slowly.
Happy Trails….
AS
xxx
Courage (treats to anyone who gets it)
Wut mayk teh hawtntawt sew hawt?
Teh Cowardly Lion? *Frows bawl ov yarn fur JD tu chayse*
Yay! *batbatbats*
You bof wins treats.
Yay! Wut duz we wins?
Aifinkso wii has bin had….Ai donut sii noe treets heer.
Ten ways to style your floof
The best toys to leave under the couch
How to take a nap without the dog waking you up
–All in this month’s bumper issue!
Wut a beyootimus solid whyte floofbawl!
SPLORT!
Oh noes!!
Wee-ohhh-wee-ohhh, makz wai foar de CCC!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep, sweep, awl in a tydee pile*
*Rinse, rinse, rinse inna sparklolin lemming wadders*
*Scoop, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed*
*Pak, pak, pak awla braynez bak in deh hed*
*Snaps on deh eggstra strawng noo CHRG (wif doi)*
*Wrap, wrap, wrap wif deh ranebow duckduckgoosee tayp*
*Tayp, tayp, tayp, roun an roun de head*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, red.
*Leeds red tu de splort recubbery loung an wrapz up in deh floofee Cheezpeepmap blankee.*
Heerz uh icee chokklit frappuchino an sum mini croissantz. Nao juss restt an doan lukk at de kyoot agin wifout yoar protectif gogglols.
**holds hed**
Fanks, adrienneq!
I has sutch a weekniss foar floof, an dat solid whyte kitteh wuz jest too mutch to handlol.
**leens bak an snugglols intew blankee**
*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*
*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band parades across teh Cheezland Town Skware an comes to a halt in circulol formayshun arownd Lunarmommy. Lunarmommy stands up on teh seet ob her Liddle Red Tricyclol, falls off, likks herself (i ment to do taht) gets up on teh seet again*
ATTENSHUN ATTENSHUN!!!
duz yoo hate Mundane? wuld teh nawt-sekkund day ob teh wurk week be less pleh wif sum literary stimulayshun? annownsing teh 4rd or 5nd (or sumfingf) Semi-Irregular Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite Day!!! *bows hed in membrance ob ohahtahgoosiam, hoo bringd us teh nawt-sekkund Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite
(icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-derails-after-taking-turn-too-fast-2nite-10p/) *
Mundane Awgust 2th, on teh 9am, 3pm, an 5pm (Cheeztime) LOLs (or thereabowts *sigh* hoo knows?) so peeples in diffrent time zones an diffrent schedules can party sip ate.
if a erlier event iz also needed, plz let me know (an if yoo can host it cawz i amz not up taht erly
) or go ahed an start wun yorself.
teh roolz
:
1. i will start teh story on teh afour-menshuned LOLs. or teh closest possiblol LOLs. or mebbee just randomly, like tehy seem to be coming lately!
if hyoomanly (or kitteh-ly) possible, teh story will be related to teh LOL. after taht, jump in wif teh next sentence in teh story. an teh next. an teh next. etc. etc.
2. if yoo happens to fink ob it, preceed yor comment wif a number of wut order it comes in, or teh name ob hooz comment yoo are following. if yoo wants to start yor own tangent, go to a noo comment. if yoo happens to not fink ob it, teh dark an stormy poleesemanz will not come after yoo, i promiss!
3. play nice.
4. lolspeek iz, az always, opshunal.
5. lurkers are not only welcome, but encurijed to party sip ate!!
NOTE: if yoo haz not posted on ICHC before, or wishes to post under a diffrent name tahn yoo usualy use, plz to making yor first post at leest a day or two ahed ob time. dis will gib teh Weerd Press time to chew yoo up and decide if yoo iz a spam or not.
Fank yoo!
*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*
*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band returns to marching formayshun an marches away. lunarmommy falls down frum her Liddle Red Tricyclol again, washes herslef (i ment to do taht), tehn climbs on an pedals away while teh megafone on teh tricyclol blasts owt “Planet Claire” by teh 52-Bz an shoots out candy all over teh place*
Dem vuvuzela goggies ams teh funnay.
Bah. Cat Fancee needz moar mixed breed kitteh covers! Iz elieetist! :-/
this is really funny!
nebber read beeooty maguzins tey will onlyee mak u feel uglee
We know Bugsy! That beauty is a Mancat! He is gorgeous!
maybee shez born wid it. or maybe its mayebleen lol
I just want to pick up that white fluffball and hug her and squeeeeze her!!! so cute!! (I have a white fluffball long hair cat too ^_^)