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wun oar twuu
…or elebenty?
Hee, hee !! Ime nawt shor kitteh can cownt taht hi
!!
Wun faw mi …
Wun faw mi ..
..
Wun faw mi …
* burp
*
Isle juss blaym teh goggeh
!!
issa reddy mayd eggscyoos.
Kitteh nawt reely want teh hot dog, iz onlee taking it to taunt teh goggeh.
teh burnt wun haz moar flavur!
Dat’s tru! Iss teh saem wif tatochipsez. Pikanik tiem
Yay! Ah’ll pak teh baskit, lets goe!
…WIN!!!!1!….
Luuk at teh konsentrashun awn taht sweet faise, determind tew pik teh bes wun! skweeeee!
Clebburr Stellff Kitteh
Knoez hurz Hewminz duz nawt wawntz
oburr cookdz Meet Stikk!
Clebburr Stellff Kitteh
needz ‘Yoink’ Oburr Cookdz Meet Stikk
b4 Dawggeh duz!!
Oburr cookdz Meet Stikk
mayz beez 2 crunnchee. Needz sum
Mussturdz andz Keppitch!!!
Jack.
crunchee, crunchee, crunchee!!!
nom, nom nom nom!!!
Keppitch – - too funnee! fankies furr teh laff Jack!!
Look at the size of that paw!
mebbee itz a paw-paw?
wunst kitteh heps himseff tew sum uv dose beens it mite bee a
pew-pew-pew!
Kitteh haz mos dramatik maykups. Teh eyelinurs. Teh blakblak nozee. Teh beyootimusniss markee. Kitteh may akshully bi mime aifinkso.
iffn kitteh bees mime… u fink mebbeh da kitteh jes distractifies da hoomins frum da reel feft? da cheezburgr feft?
Iz mime, nawt urs!
Yur hawt goggies am awl mime!
Dat fat wun mite beez a tur-kee dog. Purr fect fur kitehs.
Wy did teh kitteh put teh goggeh in teh frijjyrater? Cuz seh wannit a chilly dog!
*snert*
burnt hotdogs made on a grill taste good
* scampersbaiwibanonshalunt *
* distraks kitteh adn noms teh berned sossidj *
Wayt, whut?!
Hoo wus taht maskd piggeh?!
Wha? Hu? Mii? Whut deed AI du???
* innosunt lukk *
* burp * ‘scuze me…
*skinks*
Hey, wusnt tehre mor sossigges heer a momunt ago?
Skinks? Ai donut sea any lolzards… Hu yu is talky tu aneewai?
O, lookit ober dere! * poynts ober dere *
* noms an otter sossidj *
Otter sossidjes?!
Oh mai!
* nod nod * dey is nootrishus adn deelishus!
anda bit fishy!
**otter sossijes!!! * otter sossijes!!!**
Oh, teh hyooje manatee!
Oh, teh pore fings!
du nawt wurree! dey is snawsagis mayd fur otturs nawt mayd uv otturs.
*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*
*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band parades across teh Cheezland Town Skware an comes to a halt in circulol formayshun arownd Lunarmommy. Lunarmommy stands up on teh seet ob her Liddle Red Tricyclol, falls off, likks herself (i ment to do taht) gets up on teh seet again*
ATTENSHUN ATTENSHUN!!!
duz yoo hate Mundane? wuld teh nawt-sekkund day ob teh wurk week be less pleh wif sum literary stimulayshun? annownsing teh 4rd or 5nd (or sumfingf) Semi-Irregular Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite Day!!! *bows hed in membrance ob ohahtahgoosiam, hoo bringd us teh nawt-sekkund Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite
(icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-derails-after-taking-turn-too-fast-2nite-10p/) *
Mundane Awgust 2th, on teh 9am, 3pm, an 5pm (Cheeztime) LOLs (or thereabowts *sigh* hoo knows?) so peeples in diffrent time zones an diffrent schedules can party sip ate.
if a erlier event iz also needed, plz let me know (an if yoo can host it cawz i amz not up taht erly 
) or go ahed an start wun yorself.
teh roolz
:
1. i will start teh story on teh afour-menshuned LOLs. or teh closest possiblol LOLs. or mebbee just randomly, like teh posting times lately!
if hyoomanly (or kitteh-ly) possible, teh story will be related to teh LOL. after taht, jump in wif teh next sentence in teh story. an teh next. an teh next. etc. etc.
2. if yoo happens to fink ob it, preceed yor comment wif a number of wut order it comes in, or teh name ob hooz comment yoo are following. if yoo wants to start yor own tangent, go to a noo comment. if yoo happens to not fink ob it, teh dark an stormy poleesemanz will not come after yoo, i promiss!
3. play nice.
4. lolspeek iz, az always, opshunal.
5. lurkers are not only welcome, but encurijed to party sip ate!!
NOTE: if yoo haz not posted on ICHC before, or wishes to post under a diffrent name tahn yoo usualy use, plz to making yor first post at leest a day or two ahed ob time. dis will gib teh Weerd Press time to chew yoo up and decide if yoo iz a spam or not.
Fank yoo!
*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*
*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band returns to marching formayshun an marches away. lunarmommy falls down frum her Liddle Red Tricyclol again, washes herslef (i ment to do taht), tehn climbs on an pedals away while teh megafone on teh tricyclol blasts owt “Planet Claire” by teh 52-Bz an shoots out candy all over teh place*
Frankly, kitteh may bee uh braut foar steelin dat redhot, butt it iz nawt teh wurst fing hii culd do.
Luks lyk dey wuz havin sum baykd beenz wif doz hotdawgz. Myoozikul pawgram tu fawlo.
I must ketch up.
R U Kitten? Mawma burnz em liek dat on purr pose! Dass herr favrit flavr.
Oah noe youz doent!! Teh burnt wonz arr teh bestest wonz!!!!!! Mai faborite!!!!
i lol’d
iz Zappakitteh! Burnt Weeny is da BEST!
I miss burnd hotgoggies, whos to say that kittehs hoomans wont?
Mmmm, nom nom
Ebreebuddy’s rite – teh burrnt hawtgogz iz teh bestist! Frow doze haff cuuked wunz bakk awn teh fiyur, den deyz awl luuk alyke an burrgyoolur kitteh can stealz undetektid, fur a litlol wile, til da hawtgog pyle gitz tinee…kitteh belleh gitz BIG…uh oh
Kittehs deserve the good stuff, and shouldn’t feel that they have to settle for the burnt ones. <3
Kitteh iz alwayz lookin owt fur meh by maekin shur I duznt haf to eet duh burnt wun! (“Ai sayvz yu!”)
ME WUVZ BEENERS N WEENS