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You hav bitterly disappointed me . . . as punishment I shall send you to a gloomy abused planet they call “earth” where you shall spend the next 100 years working for a “corporation” in a darkened bleak hole also known as a “cubicle.”
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I FINALLY GOT A FIRST ON ICHC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuu bad it duzznt cownt, trollus primus.
Try sumfin funneh negst tyme.
pwned
Also, reposting with a different user name ups the fail…
Negst tyme lern hao tu run a plannit propurrleh.
Wen u has lernd tu treet ur kitteh oberlords (adn obber kreechurz) wiff propurr respekk, u may fynd sum redemshun in teh iyez ob posteriteh.
LOL AP
Ai, fur wun, welkom owr nyu kitteh oberlawds !!
* Ai kno itz mai nawt-sekkund day at teh jawb butt wen iz hoam tiem ? *
nawt teh dredid cyoobiklol!
Adn inna kyoobiklol tu ur ryte, teh lowd fone-tawkur.
Tu ur leff, teh noaz-blowin nayl-klippin hypokondriak.
**finks of “Office Space”**
Grate, now I gots teh Dam It Feelz Gud 2 B A Gangsta song in my hed.
**finks of Office Space moovie*
Grate now I gots teh Gangsta song in my hed
Adn ai fawt ai hadd teh onlee nayl-klippin cowurkur!?!
Ai gets tu kleen up after two mayles. Boff leve teh nail kippinz Awn Floor Uv their Businiss Awficces!!!
Yuck, yeck, yeseh, glaah! gluth! (blarp!)
Butt, dat be krool an unyooshual punishmintz!
Whadayameen? We has dun it tu millyuns, foar teh last elebenty yeerz.
Okay, it mite nawt be so unyooshual ennymoar, but iz still krool!
My fed-up-wiffit-niss, lemme show yoo it.
Teh wurst part iz wen teh stoopy boss says, “think outside the box.” GAH!
I nawt jest finkin owt of teh bocks, I’m tryin to get OWT of teh bocks!
ai feels leik ay rat inna mayz, butt butt ai cants fynd teh cheez!
Dey hydez it beri well. Adn wen u fynds it, u reelyze is akshully plastik.
Awn a similolar noat, teh buuk “Who Moved My Cheese” iz a gud, kwik reed.
ai is teh ok wif chanjis.
“The 10 Minute Manager” is alsew ay gud kwick reed (an ai wishis moar manajurs wuld reed et an yooz et).
oops! dats “1 Minute Manager”
*sigh*
Resistance iz futile!
Butt, I GOTS ta get owt!
Ifn nawt, I’m gonna go crazy(ur).
[hands Red uh cordless screwdriver]
Here ya go. Try dis.
Now gimme back my stapler.
ai hoaps yoo issunt plannin on berning teh playce doun…
**starts hummin “Dayum It Feelz Gud 2 B A Mobstur” song**
Yesh I kno Mobstur nawt rite word butt I gottid moderayted wen I yoosed teh rite wun.
I finkso I shud go talk to teh Bobs.
Oh, an can I beet up teh fax/copy masheen?
[pawnders...If ai talk tu myself, den duz dat make mii wunna da Bobs, oar duz dat make mii Milton?]
teh fing is Bob, is nawt dat ai is layzee, ai juss duzzent cayr.
“It luuks lyk yoo been missin alot of werk latelee.”
“I wud nawt say I been MISSIN it dat mutch, Bob!”
[continyooz tew dial in teh site awn hiz napalm launcher]
Eggscyooz…um…eggscyooz mii. Ai beleeb yew hab mai naphthenic acid.
Dat’s coz yew hab ate bossez. Nawt only will dat maik yew indifferent, but it will prawbablee gib yew uh tummy ache.
Uh, yeah. Uh, wen are yu goin tu has dem TPS reportz for mi?
Wif oar wifowt gnu cover sheets?
ah yah. is juss we’s puttin new covursheets on awl the TPS reports beefore dey go owt now. So iffen yoo culd go ahed an try tu memember tu du dat frum now on, dat’d bee grate.
ai lubs teh seen whair he takes owt teh skroos in his kubikkle an teh wall fawls down. ive offin wanted tew dew taht.
ohai nc! ai grees. makes mi want tew take tehr upper lip an strech it oburr tehr fore hedd.
Kitteh, I hayt to say dis, butt……
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I haz dissapointid menny befoar yoo, an will prolly dissapoint menny aftur yoo.
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Its wut I duz.
Iz nawt owr fawlt, yu noes ….. iz teh fawlt ob dose
ijitspeepuls wif derestoopid bluddeesillee eggspektayshuns.Clling awl kubiklol dwellers to brakerum fur caek!
Brings an oald klassik… debilz fuud kuppykayks. Adn milks.
Ai brings cheezcaek- of corse!
I had sum Tiramisu at lunsch 2day. It wuz teh AWSUM!
I’ll see ifn I kin find enny moar.
Ai lubs kawfee !! * sitz payshently *
*Brings owt rainbow ponees an smileee kitteh faces to decomerate kubiklol*
*hangs up a callendur wiff kyoot kitteh pikshoorz onnit*
I has sum lols printed owt an hangin at my desk.
*Writes inner-office memo to AP on Hello Kitteh post-itz*
Scatters sordid colors kitty-hayrs arownd for, um, decorayshuns, yep, dats rite.
* Maiks a chane frum pay-purr-clipz nd hangz it ober teh foan *
I made a sine and hung it in mai cube dat sed:
All I want out of the FAA is me.
nd moar civilitee in civil avyahen !! * Ayrpawts egg speshly *
* Sharpinz pensils nd arraingez tehm neetly awn desk *
*Plays video games on pyooter*
*Chex in wiff ICHC*
Cheks lotturee resalts …………………………..
*Chex e-mayos*
*updayts faycebuk statis*
* Luks owt windo !! Tweets: “Ime lukin owt windo” *
* Luks at clokk ….!! Tweets: ……..
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*Goes back to ICHC*
*Luks at clokk…!!*
Braek time!
*finallee stragglols bak frum brake*
awl dis werk is mayking mii hongry…
*goezinto kichin*
Oh, gud, Lonch!
Vader kitteh senz you to gotham planet ina kubiklol an Vader Kitteh take you outta gotham planet ina kubiklol. In betweenz everyonez planz revololuzionez whilz eatin deh caek in teh brakerum.
This is actually a really good picture.
if ur real bad, u get sentenced to sit next to idiot playing tawk radio real loud awl day; don’t know what ai did, but it musta been real bad *sigh*
maybee itull bee bettur en teh neggst leif.
ht tp://new.music.yahoo.com/brodys/tracks/next-life–6485002
(mynd teh gap)
PS: I agree, it’s a very good photo
“You have failed me for the last time.”
uh-oh Admiral Ozzel ! Instead of being force-choked you become a cubicle rat. I’d take the force-choke & day, myself.
Now I’m curious to see if anybody has actually worked for a corporation for 100 years. They would have to be at least 115 years old or so o.o
dis wuz funnnee wen peples had teh jobs.
If I gets tew chews mai own naim, it bii Ford Prefect
Never, ever, piss off Basement Cat!
It wud B nise 2 has dat kind uf job sekurity!
OMG, I would *KILL* to have a cube all to myself to work in every day!!!
I work standing along a counter (in a pharmacy) with all my co-workers, ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.
It seems like 98% of the time we all need to be in exactly the same spot at exactly the same time, ‘cos the place is so tiny and every piece of equipment is all jammed right next to each other ~ the phone, the computer, the cash register, the printer, the pick-up shelf ~ AAAAAAUUUUGGHH!!!
So, all I have to do is get in bad with Basement Cat???
Why didn’t anyone tell me any sooner?!?!?
omcc, ai noes whut yoo meens. ai hads tew share a teenee awfiss wif too kubikkles wif foar odder peepuls, sharin tew peewturs, an aftur ai left, i hurrd tehy got moobed tew an eeben smallur awfiss!
oh, an wun ob tehm fot she wuz owr stoopee vizer an had hur pewturr passwerd protekted, an lawked up lab books taht wii had tew record results in sew no wun els cud rite in tehm. eben tho tehy wanted components tested an receeved on 2nd shift.
“pleeze, sir, can yoo make it hardur?”
Eeeeeeewwww, SUCKZ, don’ it?!? HATE them self-pointed stoopee vizers GAWD …
And I thot you were gonna say they got moobed to a *HUGE* awfiss. That’s wha hoppenz to me ~ I leeve, and then it getz BETTER.
***SIGH***