Addheesiv, myoldur dan gloo
Bands, ob teh nilastik purr swayzhun
Cottin candee, ur choys ob culler
Dent-chur-creems
Egg wites, wipped tu a frotheeniss
F…..

* PB taiks a inbiziblol ink pen nd wrytez sumfin impawtent *

* Sea if yoo can sea wot ai rote in teh blank spaise *

Now let’s nom caek

*Takes cuppiecaek fer da road*

*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band parades across teh Cheezland Town Skware an comes to a halt in circulol formayshun arownd Lunarmommy. Lunarmommy stands up on teh seet ob her Liddle Red Tricyclol, falls off, likks herself (i ment to do taht) gets up on teh seet again*

ATTENSHUN ATTENSHUN!!!

duz yoo hate Mundane? wuld teh nawt-sekkund day ob teh wurk week be less pleh wif sum literary stimulayshun? annownsing teh 4rd or 5nd (or sumfingf) Semi-Irregular Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite Day!!! *bows hed in membrance ob ohahtahgoosiam, hoo bringd us teh nawt-sekkund Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite
(icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-derails-after-taking-turn-too-fast-2nite-10p/) *

Mundane Awgust 2th, on teh 9am, 3pm, an 5pm (Cheeztime) LOLs (or thereabowts *sigh* hoo knows?) so peeples in diffrent time zones an diffrent schedules can party sip ate. if a erlier event iz also needed, plz let me know (an if yoo can host it cawz i amz not up taht erly ) or go ahed an start wun yorself.
teh roolz :

1. i will start teh story on teh afour-menshuned LOLs. or teh closest possiblol LOLs. or mebbee just randomly, like tehy seem to be coming lately! if hyoomanly (or kitteh-ly) possible, teh story will be related to teh LOL. after taht, jump in wif teh next sentence in teh story. an teh next. an teh next. etc. etc.

2. if yoo happens to fink ob it, preceed yor comment wif a number of wut order it comes in, or teh name ob hooz comment yoo are following. if yoo wants to start yor own tangent, go to a noo comment. if yoo happens to not fink ob it, teh dark an stormy poleesemanz will not come after yoo, i promiss!

3. play nice.

4. lolspeek iz, az always, opshunal.

5. lurkers are not only welcome, but encurijed to party sip ate!! NOTE: if yoo haz not posted on ICHC before, or wishes to post under a diffrent name tahn yoo usualy use, plz to making yor first post at leest a day or two ahed ob time. dis will gib teh Weerd Press time to chew yoo up and decide if yoo iz a spam or not.

Fank yoo!

*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*

*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band returns to marching formayshun an marches away. lunarmommy falls down frum her Liddle Red Tricyclol again, washes herslef (i ment to do taht), tehn climbs on an pedals away while teh megafone on teh tricyclol blasts owt “Planet Claire” by teh 52-Bz an shoots out candy all over teh place*

Wii eetid teh lunsch, witch wuz fulla AWSUM an WIN an den wentid shoppin.

Letz haz smorez!!!

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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:

It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!