BIRFDAY WISHES
BIRFDAY WISHES Really frank? did you hav to tellz the whole world how old i waz?!
wutever. just handz me sum caek.
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whaiz teh alarm goen awf?
Ohai catena!! Concatchulayshuns awn yoar soloe mio!!
thx, ‘Niser!
Yu doan luk it – onnest!
Ai’s elebentee tuday!!
Mai aje in hoomin yeerz, let mee show yu it.
Dis jus mai aje fur mai nawt sekund lyfe. Ai gotz ait moar tu go!
Teh owldist kittehs in teh wurld aer Cream Puff (37 years), Puss (36 years, 1 day), Ma (34 years) and Granpa (34 years, 2 months). Deez aer years az hoomins mezure it, nawt az kittehs (teh soopeereeur beings) do.
I’m glad to hear that. I have a 19 yr old and I hope she’s around for a while.
As vee eee tee care improoobs adn kitteh nootrishun unnerstanding improobs, kitteh ayjes will dowtless awlsew improob. Yore 19 yo may well be arownd anubber 19 oar more. I can’t say foar sertin, but I can say iz pawssible. Kittehs hab teh powur tu surprize (an’ teh power ob teh cheezburger) an’ will dowtless acheeb stuff we nebber treemed pawssible.
Oh mai!! Ai fawt mai wittlol ‘Niser libbed uh lawng thyme. Hur wuz 20 wen hur crost teh brij. Nao mai Asti an Miha R bof 16, soe ai hopes dey owtlib der preddi cessor an get awn dis list!!
Noh – ai’s elebentee tuday – furreel!
♫ Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh ♫
♫ Yu sai iz mai burfdai ♫
♫ Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh ♫
♫ Iz mai burfdai too !?! ♫
hippity-hoppity-happity Burfday!!!!
Fank u mai cween. Wud yu liek tu hazzing a cuppiecaek adn sum frooty fizzy partee punch?
♪ Na na na nan an na….I’m glad it’s yer burdai…Happeh burfdai to you! ♬
*Takes cuppiecaek fer da road*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Dawnne, BGee, Apeajar, Opheliacat, blackcat2626, Adrienneq an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy sordid cuppiecaeks wif fansee frostings, iskreem, frooty fizzy party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark hoolahoops, liddle sekrit ajint notebooks wif invisiblol-ink pens (not invisiblol ink-pens, i made shur to splain teh diffrense to teh trollz at teh burfday goodie facktree) an sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an skratch’n'sniff burfday caek stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Happeee Burfdai Ad anna awl teh otter cheezpeeps!!!!
Happeh Burfdai, evereeyone!!! Wow, dat’sa lodda candlols!
Mmmm – cuppiecaeks – yum! Aifinkso ai wil needing quite a feu tu holding awl mai candlols. Aneewun cares tu joyning mee?
SirTinglee – wut yu wants tu beeing joynd tu?
*NW bees reddee wif teh gloo*
Padma Lakshmi plees.
Mebbe nawt wif gloo, tho. Iz a bit harsh awn teh skin.
Ohkae, den ….. wii cud yoos sum
Addheesiv, myoldur dan gloo
Bands, ob teh nilastik purr swayzhun
Cottin candee, ur choys ob culler
Dent-chur-creems
Egg wites, wipped tu a frotheeniss
F…..
Fings dat r stikee
Globs ub stuph
Hockers (eeeewwwww)
Ise cweem caek
Jam (pnut butr opshunil)
K…
Happee Berfday, Adrienneq nd Ebbreebuddyells
!!
* PB taiks a inbiziblol ink pen nd wrytez sumfin impawtent *
* Sea if yoo can sea wot ai rote in teh blank spaise
*
Yay! Ai kan! Wut a clebbur prezzint, PB! Fank yu!!!
Dat lukks liek anjul fud caek. Mai noz mae bee ceelin btu mai tummeh wud liek a hooj sooshee rowl.
I lubs cakeez, ‘speshilly on mai birfday!
Iz dat in cat yearz?
lets count teh candlols!
one
tree
elebenty two
forkty five
I loss count :S
Teh frank wuz awn teh last LOL, but ai iz beginin tew see hao it gawt burnt.
Yesh – cood has a weeny roezt adn toest sum mushmawlloz awn dat caek aifinkso.
*bringz deh marshee mewwowz, hurshee barz and gram crakkerz*
Letz haz smorez!!!
Dun wurry kitteh, just tell da peeplz dat u liek candulz. Dey wunt suspekt a thing.
Gotta love those groaners…
Dis kinda funneh, cuz I jest gottid bak frum taykin my bff owt foar hur birfingday.
Wii eetid teh lunsch, witch wuz fulla AWSUM an WIN an den wentid shoppin.
*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*
*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band parades across teh Cheezland Town Skware an comes to a halt in circulol formayshun arownd Lunarmommy. Lunarmommy stands up on teh seet ob her Liddle Red Tricyclol, falls off, likks herself (i ment to do taht) gets up on teh seet again*
ATTENSHUN ATTENSHUN!!!
duz yoo hate Mundane? wuld teh nawt-sekkund day ob teh wurk week be less pleh wif sum literary stimulayshun? annownsing teh 4rd or 5nd (or sumfingf) Semi-Irregular Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite Day!!! *bows hed in membrance ob ohahtahgoosiam, hoo bringd us teh nawt-sekkund Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite
(icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-derails-after-taking-turn-too-fast-2nite-10p/) *
Mundane Awgust 2th, on teh 9am, 3pm, an 5pm (Cheeztime) LOLs (or thereabowts *sigh* hoo knows?) so peeples in diffrent time zones an diffrent schedules can party sip ate.
if a erlier event iz also needed, plz let me know (an if yoo can host it cawz i amz not up taht erly 
) or go ahed an start wun yorself.
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teh roolz
1. i will start teh story on teh afour-menshuned LOLs. or teh closest possiblol LOLs. or mebbee just randomly, like tehy seem to be coming lately!
if hyoomanly (or kitteh-ly) possible, teh story will be related to teh LOL. after taht, jump in wif teh next sentence in teh story. an teh next. an teh next. etc. etc.
2. if yoo happens to fink ob it, preceed yor comment wif a number of wut order it comes in, or teh name ob hooz comment yoo are following. if yoo wants to start yor own tangent, go to a noo comment. if yoo happens to not fink ob it, teh dark an stormy poleesemanz will not come after yoo, i promiss!
3. play nice.
4. lolspeek iz, az always, opshunal.
5. lurkers are not only welcome, but encurijed to party sip ate!!
NOTE: if yoo haz not posted on ICHC before, or wishes to post under a diffrent name tahn yoo usualy use, plz to making yor first post at leest a day or two ahed ob time. dis will gib teh Weerd Press time to chew yoo up and decide if yoo iz a spam or not.
Fank yoo!
*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*
*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band returns to marching formayshun an marches away. lunarmommy falls down frum her Liddle Red Tricyclol again, washes herslef (i ment to do taht), tehn climbs on an pedals away while teh megafone on teh tricyclol blasts owt “Planet Claire” by teh 52-Bz an shoots out candy all over teh place*
I has a happy
Now let’s nom caek
I wonder what the cat’s wish is?