Talk to teh fut
Talk to teh fut cuz teh eers jus dun care
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Confetti toes!…Thud.
pj!! PJ!!! tawk tu mii!!!
*gently patz pjz cheek*
Wakee, wakee!!!
Heer, I haz nomz!!!
Chokklit nomz fur u!!!
Wait, wat? *Peeks up* Wat happend?
Oh, fankee, my cween! *Noms chokklit* Dat’s bedder.
neither duz the fut, reely!
I solemlee sware to praktiss ma chello!
Solemlee sware? Dey are mauraders–up to no gud!
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Hari Pottr 4 teh win!
Yes I was juz licking my butt, why u ask?
Awww – dat luuks liek mah Dusty (except Dusty haz awl pink toez).
Dis luuks liek Punkin’s feet!
Halo? Feet? How you doin? Plz to send many peetzas to cheezland. Yesh, extra evreefing. Drop a couplol off at da nawty barn too. kthxbai.
an neethur duz teh rest uv mee.
Teh Kitteh Trash-Can !!
Poosh teh lever nd teh mouf wil open !!
me thinkz i haz cat-hletes foots!
too kool fer hai faiv… heers lo faiv insted….
Aifink dats lo four.
I swares… tu tell teh tooth… teh hole tooth…. adn nuffing but teh tooth… sew help me nom!
Eskuze me
Is time fo scratch
(Brrbrbrbrbrbrbbr)
hahaha! cute!
Mai chiropodist iz def.
*Pix up fut again* Halo! I can’t heer you!
Dats OK. Az usual, ai gawt my foot in mai mowf. Yew culdn’t understand meh N-E-way. mmmph mowmph mrrrrroof.
I understandz. I’m lissenning. Do tell. Spill. It’s ok.
Well, teh nawt sekkund tiem it happened, ai hadda dream dat ai wun teh lottery. Feeling berry lucky, yew see. Den ai woke up wif uh rabbits foot in mai mowf…
…and da horse shoo wad ware?
OMG! Wuz yew there? Aifink yew know den dat teh horse shoo wuz halpin teh gurl in teh dream git lucky.
[hobblols awf tew teh NB]
Halo! and welcome to de NB! You ahs won da lottery!
Ai haz sum noms stuk beetwene mai toez an ai wuz jes kleenenz dem owt, u wantz wun? Aifink Ize gotz chikkening adn slamon kruncheez – u kin haz teh slamon win ai lokatez it.
Jam?!? [grabs loaf ob bred and jar ob neanut putter] *hopeful luk*
Pleh! Wat is dis gravvlol fingee? Crunchee is nawt gud!
You can has it all.
*adds bananananananana* mmmm PB&nanner *gets owt toaster*
Aaaaagh !! Nawt teh toastur !! Agenn !!
[narrows eyes at PB]
Well den…yew grabbed my @$$ at teh Roxbury.
Taht wuz Will !! Heez Ferrell !!
Awww, so cute
“Hey hooman – wen I is doing MY ablushuns – I is still kwoot. Iffen I put YOWR pikchures of you doing yowr ablushions – we has multiple eye-gouging owt there. So KNOCK IT OFF!”
Ai wuz abuod to du sumfing wen uz itneru… cutz me of. Nao ai cant remberber wut is wuz…
Halp heer pleez? Mai leggie beez stuk liek dis. Cannawt git it daon. halp? pleez? reelee?