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Iz teh daon dat iz skarriest!!
halp!
Ohai Valesa!! Wee haz uh tye. Les skip awn ober tu teh tye bootique. Ai heerz dey habs sum wunnerful fings foar teh cheezpeeps tuday.
and its a friday! let happy hour begins!
da prollum is 2 fiens a kyoot enuff fireman…
Ai fawt awl fyremens wer kyoot!
*Swoonz at teh fawt ob fyremens*
well… den… ders noe prollim… ha! awl solved ^^
concatshulashuns awn yer tawp spawt… u habs a tie wif valesa
Fankees!! Ai dint noez iffn der wuz goin tu bee an lol. Weerd pretzle iz weerd tuday! Nawt sekkund dey habs teh lols cummin fastt an fyoorious, den dey R layte! Ai nawt noez wut tu fink.
mebbeh dats dems plan? *pondurs* mebbeh dem bees doin dis 2 distractify us from da kajoot… so we nawt habs so menneh splorts?
Dey wants to keep yoo guessin.
Pikki, pikki, pikki. Annibodi wiffa nett will du aifinkso. Halp!
heh… u noes dat nett is da jermun word fur niec? mai brains needed a bit ob tiem 2 connectifie dis da riet wai rown… mus bees becus ob da kajoot kitteh inna piccsha.
Heehee! Multilingual confusions, Ai creates them accidentalee!! Ai rememberz “nett” from teh German-classes manimani yeerz ago. But Ai didnawt know yu were one ov our many German-speaking Cheezfriends, siobhan!! This place is sehr gemutlich, nicht wahr? (Ai hazzent got a umlaut in mai pokket or Ai would put it on the “u.”)
Ai dunno hao yu cheezpeeps dew it huus nawt sekkund langwaj iz nawt teh Inglish. Ai haz uh hard enuf thyme decif…..deecy….makin owt teh lol speek az it iz!!
We awl lernin from each other aifinkso! We haz teh jerman, teh LOLfronch, adn sometimez 5Eagles teechez us prettih new wordz from Nativ Amerikan heritagez! Adn we mixem up fonetikalee adn prettih suun teh kommentz luukin lyk alfabet-soop!! (Nawt to mention teh mixturez of teh Ingerlish from TTI, adn Oz Trailya, adn NZ, adn US… good fing we nawt noes what we ar talkin abowt, oar we myte get a confuseded!!)
aifinkso ai lurnd moar bowt ingerlish on dis paeg den ai lernded frum mai teechurs. butt(!) ai sumetiems habs a hard tiem nawt 2 use lolspeek wen ai wans da riet sumfin in ingerlish… hehe.
ais jes astownded hao edumacated da cheezpeeps bees. alw da langwitches rownd heer adn awl da knolidge. but moast ab awl… da beeeg beeeg harts of da cheezpeeps! da poor trollses not noe wut dem bees missing… but dats dems prollim…
**sneeks up an gibs Lungdoc a beeg SCHMOO**
I nawt seen yoo in a whiel, my fren.
Ohai red! Good to hear yu haz teh prettih weatherz. Ai saw yur note abowt takin teh kitteh for a walk yesterdai or whenever it waz. Fun! Try walkin two of ‘em at once if yu wants a big adventure, oyesh. You’ll come home lookin lyke a May-pole, speshalee if teh leashes are diffrent colorz. Adn you can turn a one-blokk walk into abowt two milez total. Whee!
I onlee has teh wun leesh/harniss, so I haz to tayk dem owt wun atta tiem. Plus, Sarah nawt beeg awn goin owt. I finkso hur been-dere, dun-dat, so hur nawt innerestid.
ohai lungdoc & red. Maybe I wont try to take boff mai kittehs for a walk!.
Aww! Yur missin a grate adventurez!! Just wear your big gloves, adn those shinguards that crikket-batterz wear, adn carry a couple ov cages for stashing teh kittehs in case the neighborhood goggies get tuu inteterested, adn yu’ll du fine, aifinkso! Oar nawt. (When peoplez describe any impossible task as being “like herding cats,” some of them are speaking from experience, yep yep.)
u has seen a nawt kyoot fiyremens?
yesh ai habs… is nawt mai week ai finkso butt(!) forjunatleh is weekedn ^^
Dere iz sum uv dem owt dere, kvnsgrrl. Dere iz awlso sum dat iz dreemee but kind uv jerk-ish, aifinkso.
er mebbeh da loadin awf a paej… is horribul hao lawng eet taeks 2 load dis fing wif awl da ads. *sigh* adn da buttons doan show awp correkkle… 2 goes 2 da vote paeg ai habs 2 clicks onna empte spaec… iffn ai klicks on vote ai gits 2 da lolcreator… *grrrrr*
pfffft… nao dat ai had a rant eet wurks… gweat… so nao ai will habs a rant afor ebbery loadin awf da cheezweb. ha!
call the fyrmens…
whut? meh to get down?
i haz a wait for the firehoomin. firehoomin wif noms
Opin a kan ob toona an shii wil kum daon…
Roxanne ref FTW!
Mebbe I waits till teh goggie wawks under, then jump daown on him.
He wud cushun teh fall nisely.
An wud bee teh funz, tu!! Goggie nawt noez wut hitt himz!
When mai bruthers adn Ai waz kidlets, we had a blakk kitteh who would hide in teh tree by teh gate where we waited for teh skool-bus, adn he would drop down on bruther’s hedd/showlderz, swatswat bitebite snarl… just for teh joy of meanness, aifinkso… adn tehn he’d runnawai (laffin? maybi so, couldnawt heer it). Silleh kitteh.
Sownds lyke wun ob teh wittlol kittehs ai werked wif at teh sheltur yesserdai. Hur wuz bonkerz frum bein in teh caje awl dai, sew hur bownced awf teh wallz an uzed mai capree pans tu clime awn, wif berry sharp pointee ends deeployed. Ow, ow, ow kitteh!! Ai kept finkin hao happee ai wuz tu nawt habs worn shortz!
*titens CHRG (wdoi)*
Phew – dat wuz close (an ai hazzint eben had mah coffee yet)!
Kitteh — if u wants to wait fur teh fyremenz, ai unnerstands. Howebber, if u rillee wants down nao NAO NAO, ai wud be happitayl to halp u.
Kittehz, no maddurr
wutz syze oarz ayjj lurnz ‘Up amz
eezee~urr dan Daown!’
Liddill Floof Kitteh
duz nawt feelz Grabbiittee wen
clymeengz way ups hye!!
Grabbittee reetchez
owtz 2 Kittehz wen dayz habz
2 taykz deesizzhunn!!
Clymeengz daown can
beez slow andz cawshuss prawssess
dat will getz fassturr!!!
Jack.
Ohai, Cheezy-frenz! Happitayle Fryday!
Wii has teh beyootimus wevvers heer in Kentukee 2day. Izza shaym I be stuk at werk foar anuvver foar howers.
Ohai {{{red}}} it izza shaim butt (!) it cud alwais bee wurst! *snert* Wi jus caim bak las week frum a 3 week shutdaown uv mai departmint kaus dere wuz noe orders (dats bahd but ai did injoy teh tyme awf). So wut duz dey dew? Dis week dey startz remodlin teh baffrooms (dey dew reely need it)…boff at wunst….noe uvver baffrooms in teh bildin…..sew fer a munff wii iz uzin portapotties owtside…in dis heet.
Wai bloosfan, ai heer u askin, wai dint dey at leest start dis projekt during teh shutdaown wen dere wuz far fewer peeps in teh plant tew bee disruptid?? Dats a bery guud kwestshun, ai replii, butt iffen u aks teh plant manidger taht hee wil luuk at u lyke ur frum teh moon! *snert*
My gudniss, BF!
Yoo shur yoo nawt werk foar teh gubur-mintz? Dat sownz lyk sumfin dey wud do!
A cuppla yeers ago, teh brillyunt peeplols heer desyded dat teh ayre-condisnuner shud be replaysed in Jooly! So, wii had no cool ayre foar abowt elebenty dayz an hadda go hoam erlee cuz it wuz too hawt.
Awl sowndz SNAFU tu mee!! Affer 23 yeeryeeryeers ob werkin foar core pore it Merika, nuffin sooprizes mee ennymoar.
*Finks ob pore bf inna porta pottie inna heet. Hazza yukky foar hurz.*
aifinkso SNAFU iz teh reel naim uv dis komapnee!
Akshulee, fank goodniss teh kompanee wat probides teh potties (haow on erf duz wun deside tew git inno dat lyne uv wurk??) iz taikin bery guud kare uv dem sew iz nawt az bahd az it mite bee. Butt stil *shudder* ai haz nawt uzed a portapottie in abowt 40 yeerz an it iz nawt an eggspeeriense ai had eber hoapd tew repeet!!
Using a portapottie is like riding a bicycle. Teh trick is not to fall off.
Or in. *nods*
I can see my house from here
Mebbe kitteh kan seez Rusha frum up der!
Wut goez up,
Must coem down,
Relee ohai hites
Mayk my hed go rown…
Someone needs to branch out?
hooman takin pikture will gets kitteh down or call -Super Kitteh Hero Leeg
*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*
*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band parades across teh Cheezland Town Skware an comes to a halt in circulol formayshun arownd Lunarmommy. Lunarmommy stands up on teh seet ob her Liddle Red Tricyclol, falls off, likks herself (i ment to do taht) gets up on teh seet again*
ATTENSHUN ATTENSHUN!!!
duz yoo hate Mundane? wuld teh nawt-sekkund day ob teh wurk week be less pleh wif sum literary stimulayshun? annownsing teh 4rd or 5nd (or sumfingf) Semi-Irregular Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite Day!!! *bows hed in membrance ob ohahtahgoosiam, hoo bringd us teh nawt-sekkund Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite
(icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-derails-after-taking-turn-too-fast-2nite-10p/) *
Mundane Awgust 2th, on teh 9am, 3pm, an 5pm (Cheeztime) LOLs. i hope theez times will allow peeples in diffrent time zones an diffrent schedules can party sip ate.
if a erlier event iz also needed, plz let me know (an if yoo can host it cawz i amz not up taht erly 
) or just go ahed an start wun yorself!
teh roolz
:
1. i will start teh story on teh afour-menshuned LOLs. if hyoomanly (or kitteh-ly) possible, teh story will be related to teh LOL. after taht, jump in wif teh next sentence in teh story. an teh next. an teh next. etc. etc.
2. if yoo happens to fink ob it, preceed yor comment wif a number of wut order it comes in, or teh name ob hooz comment yoo are following. if yoo wants to start yor own tangent, go to a noo comment. if yoo happens to not fink ob it, teh dark an stormy poleesemanz will not come after yoo, i promiss!
3. play nice.
4. lolspeek iz, az always, opshunal.
5. lurkers are not only welcome, but encurijed to party sip ate!!
NOTE: if yoo haz not posted on ICHC before, or wishes to post under a diffrent name tahn yoo usualy use, plz to making yor first post at leest a day or two ahed ob time. dis will gib teh Weerd Press time to chew yoo up and decide if yoo iz a spam or not.
Fank yoo!
*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*
*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band returns to marching formayshun an marches away. lunarmommy falls down frum her Liddle Red Tricyclol again, washes herslef (i ment to do taht), tehn climbs on an pedals away while teh megafone on teh tricyclol blasts owt “Planet Claire” by teh 52-Bz an shoots out candy all over teh place*
ob corse, if dis site not quits mainlining teh starbucks an stops posting LOLs evree 27 minnits, taht will make fings trikkee. so, Dark an Stormy will be on teh LOls at or soonest after 9am, 3pm, an 5pm.
hmmpf.
Awww, litlol critter. It’s too bad u don’t want to be down here, because I’ve got this bucket of cheezburgers and no one to shares dem with…
(Puts on anti-splort gear)
Eben if da up part no iz teh problum, u rairli sees teh skelly tinz ov eh kitteh.
Wuddai meand ta sed wuz eben if da up part noe iz teh problum, u rairli seez teh skelly tin ov teh kitteh stuk in teh trii. Dey uzhly manij ta fynde the wayz daon. Mebbeh tehy gaz teh Gee Pea Yes?