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Hands up, behbeh, hands up! Gib me yur hart, kitteh kitteh, yur hart
Iz too layt to sillibrayt?
nebber!
* PB dragz in teh tee trawlly wib hawt tee n cawfee fur awl !!
Parses raond a larg playte ob sordid sammichez !! Eet up foaks
Ewwww!! I nawt wantin sordid sam itchez!!! I wanting GUD sam itchez!
*goez tu kitchen and kumz owt wif tray full uv
*cucumber sam itchez
*roast beest sam itchez
*Rue Benz on rye sam itchez
*Hawt Ham n cheez sam itchez
*PB & J sam itchez
Halping ur selbez!!
Ai haz icey kremes for yoo. An icey latte an icey catpoochino. Iz hot heer in Noo Jerzee.
ooooo! Rew Benz on rye!! my fabrit (or izzit a town in TTI?)
Wot part ob teh kan-guru iz taht ??
Akshuly, wot iz it ?? * plzthx *
Mayks me feel so gud that even u as a native speeker can has teh trubbles unnerstandin fings sumthymes
. Fanku! Is berry gud not to b te only wun. {{{PoussinBoi}}}
Yoo nawt no a Reuben sammich? Iz hawt sammich wif corned beef an saurkraut.
Fanks! Nao saurkraut, I no whut dat is!
No, it’z frum Noo York, parrintly !! * Lawng wai frum mi *
* Ai wuz googloling Reubens nd gawt stuk at awld paintigns *
Ai grewed up in Noo Yawk. Ai dint no sum peepuls dunt no wat reubens is. Yup, also nice paintinger wif dat naym.
u kin seeing sum heer:
google.com/images?oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&q=Reuben+sandwich&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=DMxSTMGjKsH-8Aaj2eCCDg&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CD0QsAQwAw&biw=1110&bih=598
Tehy luuk delishuss nd nootrishus !!
* Can wun purrson eet awl taht ….
?? *
Ai haz tu say wuz my fot awlso, and bad awn mai part, wen PB iz sew nyce tu providing teh fuds.
Iz deze Cheezes awt tu getting us? Furst teh kittehs awf furring dere harts, an dis kyute kitteh,
and sum otter splort-fing; Ai caint rekall, losted sum uv mai braynes in the splort.
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Ooo, Ai canz still haz teh kukumbulber samwich? Iz still fresh enuff?
needs litter box peez!
Kitteh nedes tu go tu the “bathroom” !! * ROFL !! *
* Nd wunss agenn teh LOL haz muuved awn …
*
rite to teh cheezez I did *see last thred*
if enuff peeps complayne, maybe they’ll chanj bak…
Tehy seam tu bi reeding teh LOLs coz ebbre sew offin tehy add
a Burga wib “Faeborit Coment” juss undar teh pikcha !!
Egg samplol:
ht tp://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/07/28/funny-pictures-i-plead-insanity/
esscuse me teecher i dun no teh answer but i reeeeely gotsa go potty!
Hawp me…
Plz…
I iz drounin in mah oun cyooteness…
Pinkee pinkee toe padz!!!
Caper, caper, prance!!!
still waytin for coffee kleen-up *las lol* you spitinstigator yoo!
*lukz innocent*
I haz no idea wut u b talking bowt.
*walkz off nonshalontlye*
“Cween up in Aislol fiev”
yoo duz nonshalontlye very nyssly, adn shalontlye as well!
Ai lubs da pinkee toe padz, toooo! Aifinks dey look lyk pink lemmingaid jellybeanz.
Tehy am berri splotishuss !! * Hans saaski a nyu CHRG tu wair *
*iz stoopids* wot is CHRG?
Itz tu wair awn yor hed tu stawp yor brayne egsploding frum teh cyootness ob teh kitteh !!
Tihs nd mutsh moor egsplayned heer:
ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/acronymz/
Fankees. Office pooter no lets me go to dat site.
Yes, Iz on cheezsite at office. Bad kitteh.
mebbee u kin getting here?
speaklolspeak.com/page/CHRG
u is not stoopids! u is obviously sorta gnu! Welcum to cheezland! This is a happyplayce! Teh ownly rule is to plai nice. Hope u has lots of funs! *offers floofy paw of frendship*
Fankees. Ai lubs floofy paws an Ai alwayz play nyc. Ai need a CHRG aifinkso cuz mi hed alreddy asploded an had to be put bak togedder bi awl da kingz horsez an awl da kingz men.
If I has fifty pieces of cheese and 48 burgers, how many cheeseburgers can I make and how many pieces of cheese will be left over?
My capsion wood be ” hell cheeseburger over here wif hot peeepers.
Add an “o” to hell. oops
Taht wud bi a berri hott cheezburgar
Good morning PB. Whats on for FridaY NITE?.
Gud moaning tu yuu !! Itz kworter tu elebenty pm, sew nawt mutsh ob it left !!
Ai thott ide play awn ICHC coz itz cawld owtsied
!!
“Down here Starbux lady….
can I has a small mocha catachinno, extra cream, and a booberry muffin to go? Pretty Pleez?”
Green ieed Ornjj Liddill
Kitteh knoez t3h fikkz iz in
wiff Soopah Kewtness!
Green ieed Ornjj Liddill
Kitteh will getz in Prittee
Wun’z wayteeng Lap!!
Green ieed Ornjj Liddill
Kitteh awllwayz getz himz way.
Dayr’z no need 2 chaynjj!!!
Jack.
Onli teh best
!!
He’s obviously looking for Kyle.
Dis cewteepai kitteh reemynds mii ob Catsablanca, aifinkso!
Yesh yesh! Tiz owr Catsablanca almost shirli! Ohai to CB (and ohai to adrienneq, if we haznawt mett yett!!)
Ohai Lungdoc! U nawt giggloling ober anuvver littlol orinj waiving kitteh, r u? Ai mait git jellus.
*Waives ohai tu ovver littlol orinj (nawt poysin) kitteh*
*Waives ohai tu Adrienneq* Hao sweet ov u tu fink ov mii!!
*Offurs floofy orinj paw ov frendchip*
This should be a poster in a classroom and then under it it should say it ok to raise your hand. Kettehs has qwestions too
Kitteh has teh beeyooteefull ais
kyyoot!
Fenks for not ruining tis piktscha wif sam sort of stjiupid, worfles text. It ektualli luks kwait gud
Idiots, he’s obviously looking for Kyle. Duh
can’t believe i came across my cat on lolcats