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  1. annipuss says:

    Lukks liek sumware 2 wawk 2 me!

  2. sweetpea says:

    catlike typing detected

  3. JAJEH says:

    Wadda lidlol fella! AN so kyoot! “Heer aiz cumz!”

  4. KemysteryTchr says:

    Yoo hoominz find dis ting so innerstin. Wai ai no kan yooz it tu?

  5. carotte says:

    ..ooch  .. . ・・・..

  6. jk2kitteh says:

    wut u meen, u nawt sayve? prawblim?

  7. nightshayde says:

    Squeeeeee!!!!!

    *splort*

    No fayr -- ai hazzint eben had mah coffee yet!
    • annipuss says:

      Mirrur, signul, manoober….
      Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC

      *sweep up nightshayde’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
      *pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
      *fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
      *snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
      *Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
      Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.

  8. Sarah says:

    vaycayshun eezy: jus’ press escape!

  9. Brendon says:

    Kittehs alwayz does teh exact opposite of what you tells them to do.

  10. eagleghostwind says:

    Walkies.

  11. lunarmommy says:

    *PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
    *TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*

    *teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band parades across teh Cheezland Town Skware an comes to a halt in circulol formayshun arownd Lunarmommy. Lunarmommy stands up on teh seet ob her Liddle Red Tricyclol, falls off, likks herself (i ment to do taht) gets up on teh seet again*

    ATTENSHUN ATTENSHUN!!!

    duz yoo hate Mundane? wuld teh nawt-sekkund day ob teh wurk week be less pleh wif sum literary stimulayshun? annownsing teh 4rd or 5nd (or sumfingf) Semi-Irregular Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite Day!!! *bows hed in membrance ob ohahtahgoosiam, hoo bringd us teh nawt-sekkund Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite
    (icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-derails-after-taking-turn-too-fast-2nite-10p/) *

    Mundane Awgust 2th, on teh 9am an 3pm (Cheeztime) LOLs. ther will be two events, so peeples in diffrent time zones an diffrent schedules can party sip ate. :D if a erlier event iz also needed, plz let me know (an if yoo can host it cawz i amz not up taht erly :P ) it iz looking liek tehr mite be intrest in habbing wun on teh 5pm cheeztime LOL too – will annownsify fur shur wen taht iz confirmd.

    teh roolz :roll: :

    1. i will start teh story on teh afour-menshuned LOLs. if hyoomanly (or kitteh-ly) possible, teh story will be related to teh LOL. after taht, jump in wif teh next sentence in teh story. an teh next. an teh next. etc. etc.

    2. if yoo happens to fink ob it, preceed yor comment wif a number of wut order it comes in, or teh name ob hooz comment yoo are following. if yoo wants to start yor own tangent, go to a noo comment. if yoo happens to not fink ob it, teh dark an stormy poleesemanz will not come after yoo, i promiss!

    3. play nice.

    4. lolspeek iz, az always, opshunal.

    5. lurkers are not only welcome, but encurijed to party sip ate!! :D NOTE: if yoo haz not posted on ICHC before, or wishes to post under a diffrent name tahn yoo usualy use, plz to making yor first post at leest a day or two ahed ob time. dis will gib teh Weerd Press time to chew yoo up and decide if yoo iz a spam or not.

    Fank yoo!

    *PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
    *TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*

    *teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band returns to marching formayshun an marches away. lunarmommy falls down frum her Liddle Red Tricyclol again, washes herslef (i ment to do taht), tehn climbs on an pedals away while teh megafone on teh tricyclol blasts owt “Planet Claire” by teh 52-Bz an shoots out candy all over teh place*

  12. D-R says:

    Oh my splortylishus! Alert! Alert!

    (Pulls on CHRGwdoi and HGGs)

    Ai loves it when the litlol stoodents come to the capooter lab. :)

  13. JAJEH says:

    An dis un has impurrtent stuff to say1!

  14. Ems says:

    Awww cutums!

  15. ai posted this befor but tey changed post as soon as i dids .
    ——————————————————–

    Smells Like Teen Cheezy

    by Grunge Smudgie

    Load up on noms
    Bring cheezefrends
    Is fun to share the pizza ends
    She’s overcome and full of fur
    I know that ‘moults’ a dirty word

    Meow meow meow me-e-e-ow
    Meow meow meow me-e-e-ow
    Meow meow meow me-e-e-ow
    Meow meow meow me-e-e-ow

    There’s no cheddar; that’s outrageous!
    I like edam; it’s audacious!
    Stoopy hoomans and their faces!
    They should bring us some crustaceans!

    A gelato
    Some chorizo
    Cheezyburger
    And Doritos
    YAY!

  16. bluesfan473 says:

    Lissen heer hoomin, git it strait! Kittehs walk ware dey darn well pleez!

  17. Adelwyn says:

    Mah kitteh once typed the word

    feeeeeeeeeed

    She was vewy smart, mah kitteh.

  18. LOL-Cal says:

    “Your capshun stoopit. Ai capshun eet myself!”

  19. Geena says:

    LULZ R US!

  20. saaski says:

    Mi kittehs do dat awl de tymz!

  21. icanhashamzterz says:

    lmao so cute

  22. studentkittiekat says:

    i’m glad my kitteh doesn’t do that. or else… byebye research paper!

  23. oreoworshipper says:

    My cat does this to me all the time, on desktop computers and laptops!


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