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We’ve all heard of Cash 4 Gold but how about Cats For Gold? Send in your gold to be melted down into 100% pure feline and then they will ship you a brand-new cat! Okay. We’re just kidding. This is not for real. I repeat, this is not for real. Cats for Gold is a parody website, so no need to send them your gold earrings in hopes of getting a real cute kitteh. This might be even crazier than that robo-kitty.
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I thought it was melting kittehs o.O
Dis nawt a lol, dissa adbertyzmint! We has bin cheetid!
cool! id radder has a cat tho
Honestly, these guys are scammers. If anyone wants to unload their useless gold, and make sure to get a QUALITY cat of equal, heck, SUPERIOR value, you just let me know.
Mai kittehs r wurf dere wayte n gold! Heck, dere wurf mai wayte n gold!
ai cudn’t hab sed it bedder myownself!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
My kittehs eet teh gold-coolored crunchees, duz dat cownt?
Only if dey leev you gold nuggets.
**gibs pj a bag of kitteh nuggets**
Heer ya go, jest foar yoo, my deer fren!
I sent in gowld, but got goggie insted. Wut’s teh deal??? Hisssss!!
ooooo…… demand a refund!!!
Musta bin foolz goald.
I can haz golden kitteh?
Shoor! *gets owt can ob goald spray-paynt*
Wayrz ur kitteh?
ai wurk at teh pawn shoppe. Wez bai goald, bunches uf goald. Wez only gives awai wun kitteh. only kitteh wez ever hadz. Howz wee compet wit catsforgold?
[Fre kitteh snuck in at teh closin time. Sets uf alarmz, calz police tree times. Wez confuzzed long tim, but wez cee kitteh on secerity video evemtully. Wez use teh tuna. Wez giv teh kitteh tu not sekund custumer woo wantz her. Kitteh go vet, sad kitteh nut lik vet, but kitteh go tu nu home much helthier. Custumer brings in picturs of kitteh, kitteh luk much betta than wen given awai.]
Iz gud storee, bT! Gud customer maeks niec hoem fur kitteh!
sew iffen ai wunts tu pwn ay kitteh, hao mush can ai git?
Dunno abowt urs, butt mien nawt werf mutch – too spoyled.
Lyk tehy sayz abowt teh nonfurri kidlets… “Tehm iz nawt spoyled. Tehy awl smellz lyke taht.”
(Ohai Red!)
Lawz saz yu only can pawn tings dat yu own. Yu nut own kitteh, so no can pawnz kitteh.
Lawz sayz we holdz everee ting fur 15 daze. Humanz nut keep well in teh locked up ruum fur 15 dayz. So kitteh can nut pawn yu ether. Also, kitteh needz tu be 18 yers old, and police mak uz collects teh thumb pwints. Most kitteh’s not havz teh thumbs. Most Kitteh wud hav tu find old kitteh, wit teh thumbs, to sel stuf. Dis wud be straw sellor, and wud be aginst teh rulz.
Ask teh kitteh hao many tuna canz kitteh wud want in trade fur yu. Relaxx,
teh locked up ruum is very ful. Iffen we didz twade tuna fur humanz, den we nut hav plazes to keep dem. So wez dont mak teh twades.
Wez gave awai all teh tuna wit teh won kitteh. Wez dun havz animore tunaz. Humanz is sayf.
[Confession: nut sekund custumers who got teh kitteh wuz getting back der tattu tulz, wen dey got teh kitteh. Dey nut be trading the goald. Dey draw pikturs on peeps skin. Tattu tulz haz pointy endz like tousand babee kittees. Ai nevur duz it. Luks ouchy. Also, wut if ai don like pikture?]
yay! yoo figgured owt et wuzza trikk kwestshun! hoomins noh pwn kittehs: kittehs pwn hoomins!
ai finkso u habs da chaeng ur naem… u iz nawt boring attawl… *phhhpppppttt*
Lol. Luv it.
But I wanted a kitty.
SO cruel but funny at the same time lol
Actually, bartering is illegal, but I do like the sentiment (likening cats to gold.)
Wut? Dat nut truu. We’z bartur all teh timz. Wez asign teh prices to teh bartur itemz, and tel teh cash rigistr we’z traded moneez for custumer itemz, den wez tel teh rigistr custumer gavez uz teh moneez baks, fur stuf we sel dem. Teh rigistr counts teh imaginarry moneez, az if we uzed it. Den eech month, we’z sendz teh taxman hiz moneez.
Bartur legel iffen yu paiz teh taxman. Taxman onlee wunts teh moneez. No bartur wit taxman. taxman nut undrstand anyting but teh moneez.
1. Underpants
2. ????
3. Profit
-but with cats!
Now back to me — Your kitty is now DIAMONDS… no, wait.
This is really, really old. Funny still, but like, a few years old.
Very Creative! I loved it!
Take a look at the black cat’s face! LOL!! =))
My new wallpaper…
If it was gold for CATS then I would jump at the mention of it… XD
Mai kittehz wur wurf moar den all da gold in da yooniverz!
Amimal ResQ neer mai haz event whare peeps brings gold an thare b gold traidR who givs moneez to peeps butt(!) givs awl her comissshhhins to ResQ az do nate shins. Iz gud eye dear fo do nate in, ai fink so.
OOH OOH i want a kitteh i want a kiitteh *gives a lot of gold*
Pure awesome!
Get information right meow.