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Did you bring the bail money??
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No but ai has a lolyer foar u.
Nawt “Willy, Cheatem and How”?!
Juss Willeh. Teh obberz wuz bizzeh. Laffin at
sumfinsumwun, aifink.Tehy muss b afillyated wif “Dewey, Cheatem adn Howe.”
Willeh is Deweyz yunger (adn moar spyneless) bruvver.
Oh, taht muss b wai Ai nebber herd ov him. Dewey has bin arownd fur a lawng tyme. Ohai, AP!
Willeh wuz teh onleh wun hoo wud tayk toona azza retaynur.
Ohai Catsablanca! *waybs tu teh eest* Hao u bin?
Congrats, AP!
Fankeez, anni! We has a foar-way! *dans-jaylhaus-dans*
Wardin frew a partee in teh cowntee jayle…
Teh prizzin band wuz deyr adn dey began tu wayl…
teh band wuz jumpin adn teh joynt began tu swing…
Yu shudd habs herd doze nocked owt jaylberds sing,
Les rawk!! Ebberybunny, les rawk!!
Ebbree kitteh in teh hole sell blok,
Wuz dancin tu teh jaylehawse rawk!!
OOPs ai red teh nawt sekkund lien nawt rite…
* Heads tu NB *
Mite bee Purry Mason?
or at least, teh noms?
*pushez kibblols fru teh hoal wun-bai-wun*
didja bayk ay fyle en um?
git mii owtta heer KWIK!!
otay, whutz ur plan?
Ai aer gettin stir crayzee!
*tayks away anniz sturring-stikk*
Lawng az u doan’t taek awai mai wawkin stikk!
Oh no, ai wudnt du dat.
Juss wantid tu halp stawp u goin krayzee, nawt stawp wawkin!
*bakks away a fyoo steps juss in kayse*
Dood, I wuz totalee fraymed!
Ai can see dat.
Aifink u needs a biggur fraym, tho. Ai can bayrleh see ur iyez.
“Lemme in! I’m heer to see teh Wizzerd.”
Teh wizzerd sez…..cumm baks tu morrow.
Wiff a shrubbery! (no, dat duzznt sownd ryte…)
Dat’s annuzzer moobie.
**gitz noze to noze wif Niser**
I nawt finkso! Yoo lemme in, an yoo lemme in wifakwikness!
Tell dat lazy gud-fur-nuffin Wizzard dat I’m heer an I nawt goin ennyware!
*Goez tu deeliber red’s messij*
*Cumz bak, openz littlol fayce dore*
Teh wizzerd wil seez yu awn wun kundishun. Looz teh tood, dood!!
**gits nyse agin**
Fankyoo.
**whispurrs: Sumtiemz teh Wizzerd be contraree an yoo gots ta get tuff wiff him**
Yesh, hee bee uh contraree gui. Oh, an wen yu seez himz, pays noe attenshun tu dat man beehind teh kurtin!!
Speekeezy kitteh sais ‘u no cans cum in for drinkies an noms wivout teh passwurd’
“baykun cheezburger”
“New England Clam Chowder.”
Redd oar teh whyte?
Noo Inglind is teh whyte, Manhattin is teh red.
Walt sent me.
Nightshayde uzez secrit passwurd tu “Ink & Paint Club” tu sii stayg sho ub Jessica Rabbit?
Duz yoo kno wut lyz in teh shado of teh statchoo?
Aifinkso dat luks liek LCB’s splortzcar.
Mebbe I shud tayk it owt an luuk at it in teh lyte?
mebbee has a minyun due that…you nebber noez wif LCB.
*luuks at splortscar, luuks at statchoo, seez teh pidjinz*
Ai furgotted tu put awn teh cubber! *serchez foar keeyz*
Aifink ai bettur run it fru teh kar-wash befoar ai tayks it hoam.
No goggies aloud.
Da pigeons no wut lyz in teh shado of teh statchoo.
Or at leest whut its cubberd wiff.
*pulls fish and sword out of coat pockets*
*grabs fish, runs frum teh sword*
Wunna mai awl time favrit songz. ok, I iz old.
Mid~nite, wun moar nite wifowt sleep~in’
Watch~in’ till deh mornin’ kumz kreep~in’
Green door, wutz dat see~krit ur keep~in?
Dherez an old pee ano
Adn dey play it hot bhind deh green door
Don’t noez wut dhey’re doin’
But dhey laffz a lot bhind deh green door
Wish dey’d let mii in
So I kud find owt wutz bhind deh green door.
Nokkt wunst, tried tu tell ‘em I’d ben dhere
Door slammed, Hospitaliteez thin dhere
Wun~der just wutz goin’ on in dhere
Saw an aibawl peepin’
Thru a smoky klowd bhind deh green door
Wen I sed “Joe sent mii”
Sumwun lafft owt lowd bhind deh green door
Awl I want tu du iz joyn deh happy crowd bhind deh green door
Mid~nite, wun moar nite wifowt sleep~in’
Watch~in’ till deh mornin’ kumz kreep~in’
Green door, wutz dat see~krit ur keep~in?
Green door, wutz dat see~krit ur keep~in?
Green door!!
I putted a file in a sardine fur yu.
But I eated it.
Great.