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Nead 2 be Ohai-er!
Conga kittehs, Anni! Yu haz a so low!
Skyoos me, can Ai juss butt in
Fankyu
FYNUL REMYNDAH
Teh Larst Part ob teh Mennee parted
Furred Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet
is tihs Caturdai in…Baff! Taht’s Bath, teh sitty, nawt in teh baff!
Plees to be meetin at 10.30 ob teh ay emm, in frunt ob teh big dors to teh Abby, faysin teh Romun Baffs. Wot we do arfter taht, is up to us – hav a googol an see wot yu fansee!
If yu wont to bring giftees, an yu rilly rilly donut has to, plees keep tehm smawl an cheep an, preffrubbly, maed by yur oen, fayr hands.
An, so we donut leev enneewun behynd, can we has a fynul sho ob hands, awn teh Toun Cryer, justas sune as CweenMJ or Annipuss or hooeber, puts tihs post up tehre!
Kthxbaiseeyuawncaturdai!
Poastid!
Huzzah! An has yu putted yur hand up, to sai yu’r comin? Hmm?
Ai thort dat goez wivowt sayin!
Well Ai kno taht, an yu kno taht..but duz tehy kno taht? Maeks it eezee fur ebrywun if we has a nyse, cleer, list ryt at teh top ob teh payj, awn to toun cryer.
Whai? Der are no noms awn dat tayblol…Aifinkso iz mush too kleen tu be teh kitteh’s haws. Kitteh must beh visiting teh relatibs?
Teh tablol IS a nom. Dis iz a gingy bred howse, ifinkso.
Concatshoelaces on ur solow nawt-sekkund, annipuss!
*waevs majiklol wand*
Teh buffay tayblol iz cuvvered wif awl sorts uv noms — ebbreefing frum brekkfast fuds to teh moast skrumshus desserts.
Ebbreewun enjoy — ai iz off to swim sum laps.
Thx NS! Injoi ur swimm!
Mmmm – dessertz. No kaloreez in Cheezland!
Fanks, NS!
I see wafflolz!!!
wafflolz wif blooberriez adn whippee creem!
waffflolz wif stromberreez adn whippee creme!
wafflolz wif peenut budder!
wafflolz wif hawt applolz adn sinnynom!!
wafflolz dipt in chokklit !!!!
I think I’ll have….
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wait fur it
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Sammon pattiez wif creem gravy adn masht taterz.
Ai haz a hongree!
An Ai kant reech!
…an mebbe sum eerz?
Teh bedder tu heer yu wif
But dat kitteh habs sum jyint eyeses!!!
al dis twuble 2 git up heer and ai ckant weech!?!?!?!?!
I can has kitteh menu?
*bryngs menyoo, playcemat fur culluring an crayons*
Yay! I lubs crayons an McJunkfood!
I is doin mah bestest starvin waif imitashun, here. Pay tenshuns!
Or phonebook? I promise nawt to shred teh pages…too badly!
Earz needz boostur seet too.
*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*
*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band parades across teh Cheezland Town Skware an comes to a halt in circulol formayshun arownd Lunarmommy. Lunarmommy stands up on teh seet ob her Liddle Red Tricyclol, falls off, likks herself (i ment to do taht) gets up on teh seet again*
ATTENSHUN ATTENSHUN!!!
duz yoo hate Mundane? wuld teh nawt-sekkund day ob teh wurk week be less pleh wif sum literary stimulayshun? annownsing teh 4rd or 5nd (or sumfingf) Semi-Irregular Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite Day!!! *bows hed in membrance ob ohahtahgoosiam, hoo bringd us teh nawt-sekkund Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite
(icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-derails-after-taking-turn-too-fast-2nite-10p/) *
Mundane Awgust 2th, on teh 9am an 3pm (Cheeztime) LOLs. ther will be two events, so peeples in diffrent time zones an diffrent schedules can party sip ate.
if a erlier event iz also needed, plz let me know (an if yoo can host it cawz i amz not up taht erly
) ther may be sum intrest in a 5pm cheeztime event also, so i will annownsify taht wen iz definit.
teh roolz
:
1. i will start teh story on teh afour-menshuned LOLs. if hyoomanly (or kitteh-ly) possible, teh story will be related to teh LOL. after taht, jump in wif teh next sentence in teh story. an teh next. an teh next. etc. etc.
2. if yoo happens to fink ob it, preceed yor comment wif a number of wut order it comes in, or teh name ob hooz comment yoo are following. if yoo wants to start yor own tangent, go to a noo comment. if yoo happens to not fink ob it, teh dark an stormy poleesemanz will not come after yoo, i promiss!
3. play nice.
4. lolspeek iz, az always, opshunal.
5. lurkers are not only welcome, but encurijed to party sip ate!!
NOTE: if yoo haz not posted on ICHC before, or wishes to post under a diffrent name tahn yoo usualy use, plz to making yor first post at leest a day or two ahed ob time. dis will gib teh Weerd Press time to chew yoo up and decide if yoo iz a spam or not.
Fank yoo!
*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*
*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band returns to marching formayshun an marches away. lunarmommy falls down frum her Liddle Red Tricyclol again, washes herslef (i ment to do taht), tehn climbs on an pedals away while teh megafone on teh tricyclol blasts owt “Planet Claire” by teh 52-Bz an shoots out candy all over teh place*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to tincha, desmoncj an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif orinj glaze, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif frizbees taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, mini handheld electronic kittehs-chasing-cheezburgers video games, kandee, an glo-in-teh-dark smilie face stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
issa fur eyed harbl! run!!
Reeflektiv kitteh iz reeflektiv
use my back
Hmmm…. dis lukz like deh lol tu postifying stuff on, so I just add dis wun…
Denowsification!!
huh? wut? datz nawt rite! I triez agin.
Annownsingment!!
ya, datz bedder!
Deh Cweenz Reseption, aka MennySnowDaze Cheezmeet
Will b heldifyed at deh Liberty Restaurant adn Lounge in
Red Wing, Minnesota
at 11:45 ish am
on Sunday, August 8, 2010.
Plz tu noting dat deh time haz changifyed. Deh city uv Red Wing
so wii will b meeting a bit eerlier. Dis will giving us
haz desided tu hazzing a parade at 1 pm, kloggifying deh streetz,
time tu meeting and talking and lunching and tawking and see deh
parade adn tawking and retire tu deh lounge fur drinkz and
tawking.
Moar detailz am on deh Cheez Town Cryer.
Wii now returnz u tu ur regular lolificationz.
Izz teh purr ayde juss bekawz uf teh cheezmeetz?
:snerk: no, deh parade am fur Red Wing’s River City Days. (Dhey am even gonna haz dere own cween!
)
ohai ebryune!
and haz a soopah ovaload of kyootesy by this pikcher!
iz nuu heer
Oh Hai moonmean!!! Welkum tu Cheezland!!! *extends floofy paw uv frenship* deh peepz heer am deh bestest. Deh onlyest rool am tu playing nice. If u klikz on mai bloo name, it will taking u tu deh Cheez Town Cryer, which b habbing nooz and halperz fur deh LOLcat comminterz.
Cheez!
Ohai, moonmean, is very nice to meechu! Plz to accept these special gogglols to filter owt some of the kyootesy ovaload. You may also need to put a rubber chicken glove on yer head to prevent ex-sportions.
ohai moonmean! *extends frendly paw ob floofship* welcome to cheezland! yes, make shur to look at teh Cheez Town Cryer, iz full ob win an awsumness!
i can do nice and friendly, an i doez do nize an frundlee an lolzpeek!
*wevz hi*
Duz teh HappeeKitteh Meel kom wiffa fezzaur toie, aihoapso?
Sorree dis tiem iz teh bownsee bawl wif a lite innit.
Taht wurkz foar mih!
*bownsbownsbownsbowns*
you can haz ears too.