
AWKWARD The moment you realize the cat you were talking about is right behind you.
teh awkward silence afterwardz…
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AWKWARD The moment you realize the cat you were talking about is right behind you.
teh awkward silence afterwardz…
Picture by: Unknown
But… itz a nyse-luukin smudj awn ur noaze
conga-rats on yer solo nawt sekkund!
*BOOPs AP on teh nose*
Fankeez! *boops gamma onna noaz*
*boops pjp onna byootee mark*
*runs*
Get back hear, you! We has congradulations pie for your nawt-second! Whose hongree?
*blink-blink* Pi? *runs bakk* Chokklit silk pi wiff wippykreems?
Yesh, wiff gramcrakercrust. See?
Omnomnomnom!
*Lawndree basket falls down over AP*
Gotcha!
*Reachez in for tickloltorchure*
Does you gib up? Say unclol. Say it!
AAAH-AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Noo-ahaahaahaa-ooonoez! hahaha!
Unk-hahaha-EEE-aised-unkhaahaahaa-stawpitalreddeh!
*Sits bak adn noms pie taht AP drawped wyle watching teh tiklol torchur*
HAE, GIMME A PEES O DAT PI!!!
Wut pi? *Liks wippycreem frum wiskurz*
Gotsta say da werd.
Unka-hahaha-unka-ho-mairibsreelyhurt-haha-UNKLOL!
Hahaha-aiseddit-haha-didjaheerit?-haha-UNKLOL!
*Lets AP go* Lets get Catsablanca, she swiped yer pie….
Ah yess haha mai haha “gud fren” catsablaca-ha-ha.
Eets mai pi adn wa-ha-hachez meh azzai-ha-ha, ykno.
Wut pie? Ai donut sii enne pie. *Washes fayse innosintlee”
Wut? Aifinkso mai Mawm is calling mii. *Runsawaewifakwikness b4 AP & PJ cna tiklol hur*
GET DAT PI!!!
* taeks teh pi frum Catsablanca *
U nawt can run fast wif dat, Ai will howld it fur U.
**tapz WRr awn teh sholdur**
**whiel himz luukin wun way, red tayks a beeg bite owt of teh pie frum teh uthur way**
Wai fankee, WRr, tahtz sew naise ov u. Ai will b bak fur it wehn Ai lose mai tayle. (Nawt mai akshual tayle, tohse kittehs hoo r chaysing mii.) Ai am shur u will still b heer wif it wehn Ai returnz.
*POUNSE!* tikkul-tikkul-tikkul!!
*looks arownd wiffa puzzlolment*
Littlol halp heer? Sheez a skwirmeh wun!
*tikkul-tikkul*
ROFLPIMP!!!!!!!
Noap, u gotstu sez unklol *tikkul-tikkul-tikkul*
*Hands Catsablanca shamwow for um… accident*
Hahahaheeheeheehoohoohoo….otay, otay, Ai gibs up….UNKLOL! Gr8fullee taeks Shamwow frum PJ, wypes aise adn um, ovver wett areas. Scuse mii, a littlol privasee heer, pls.
*bakks away, gibs catsablanca sum prybaseez*
*rubs soar ribs*
Hey, warez WRr wif taht pi himz was holding fur mii??
*Frowz Shamwow awae adn keepz a waree ai awn AP*
U reddee tu stawp nao? Ur ribz & mai tummee hertz frum tu mush laffing….Ai donut fink wii cna taek enne moar.
Heh-heh, otayz, hee-hee, truce. *tayks deep breff*
ide be carful, dat baskkit gav me diabeetus
Try eetin less choklit wyol wachin teh clofs go rowndy-rownd.
eet less choklit?? dat’s blasfemee!
wells ceiling cat hopes that gawsip dosnt go on if it dos OH NOES!
Wattagetaway?
*faispaw*
Dat shudda bin: Wannagetaway?
Wannagetaway?
Bunways Airlines cna halp!
BOOP!s silver tabbeh on teh nose.
Ohai der, Aliss! Funneh, we wuz juss tawkin bowt dis obber Aliss…
hmmm, aifink dis pikshoor is troll-bayt. *sets owt traps*
Wye yeff, aifink teh iyez prolly is fotoshoppd. *wisslols* Is funneh, tho!
*Puts chocklet silk pie on tablol*
*Starts to baek caeks*
*mayks shoor teh braykruum has lotsa playts adn forks adn fings*
*starts a pawt ob koffee broowin*
*is plezentleh surpryzd*
*has a donut adn a kuppa kawfee enywayz*
Pain: What happens aftur that moment!
him’s rite beehynd mee issunt hee?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs kitteh sneeks up awn NCIS Agint kitteh (Nom Cryme Inbestigatibe Serbis). Bak ov hed slap n 3…2….1….
Sry, boss!
Wachin it nao awn Ion TB. Ohai mai cween!
Wii b watching Burn Notice.
ai wuz wachin Burn Notice tu!
I saves Burn Notice 4 Sat. afternoons (on demand).
Oh boi, we can has a Burn Notice fan club! Ai watches it awn demand moar tahn wunse. Lub Fiona! Enne Castle fans owt dere?
*Raises hand* *Nods* How bowt Sons of Anarchy? (FX) mite be too dark and/or violent.
Gud drama, tho.
ai hassunt seend et. maybee ai’ll gibs et ay luk.
Ai has nawt watchd enny ob deez shoz.
But den ai nawt bin watchin much TBz laytlee eeber.
Ur minyuns keeping u bizzee?
Yeff, amung obber fings (featur, kichen remodlol, waddurin adn weedin teh plants, trimmin teh treez…)
Wow, u iz maeking mii taired! Adn iz awlso aftur Midnait. Ai has tu b up n less tahn 6 howrs, sew Ai is reluctentlee going tu bed. Nait nait, AP!
Gnyte catsablanca! Had fun tunyte… fanks fur playin along!
Ai hadz fun tu, Angies Papa….nait!
Ai nawt laik teh dark shows, butt(!) Ai mait gib it a trai.
Ai awlso followz Castle awn Twitter. Teh tweets r sent owt bai “him” adn talk abowt Alexis, his mawm, Beckett, etc., adn it maeks u feel laik ur n teh show. Rait nao hii iz n teh Hamptons fur teh Summer, adn dere has bin a murder (surprise, Ai noe). Himz is WriteRCastle, ifn ennebuddee wants tu follow him.
lubs Castle! ai <3 Mal
Heerz a pikshur u mait laik….maind teh gap. ht tp://moderateinthemiddle.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/naked-mal-nathan-fillion-260851_500_281.jpg
ahhh gud tymes! ai meemembur dat epeesode.
Aifinkso u wuld! *Maeks up bed in teh Nawty Barn*
*snugglols doun wif teh Firefly dvds*
*le sigh*
EXCELLENCE.
Dat remynz me of Mr Burns.
Speekin of witch, wun of my co-wurkers sed owr goobernur luuks lyk Mr Burnz. Hur iz RITE, too!
**red comez in**
Gess ware I been! I tuuk Dini owt foar a wawk!
I’m shur teh nayburz finkso I’m teh crayzee kitteh womin, butt I nawt caer, wii had teh fun!
Wairdja go? huh?
Baskin Robbins?
Deh Cheezburger Shoppe?
Teh park tu chayse teh skwirrlgrrl?
Nope, wii jest mayd a loop arown teh owtsied of teh bildin.
Does she wawk on a leash? or get carried? or is she trustwerthee enough to juss follow you?
Hur iz onlee allowd to go owt wif a leesh, an iz purty gud wiffit.
Did teh fyremenz sii u wif hur? Tehy prolly b happitayle taht shii iz wun kitteh tehy wont has tu reskew frum a tree.
I sertinlee hoap dey nawt see us, cuz I know I luuked lyk cwap!
Papa juss tuukd
teh kittinsmai minyunz for a owtsyde adbenchur.Hims gotted a kittin-syze harness-adn-leesh, adn tayks dem in teh yard wun atta tyme. Funneh, wen dey gotted owt ob teh winder by nokkin owt teh skreen, dey runnd arown no prollem owt der. But onna leesh dey is reel skayrdee-lyke, adn wanna cum bakk insyde wiffakwikness!
I finkso iz moar fun to go owtsied wen yoo nawt pozed to.
Adn eezyer tu run wen ur runnin away frum papa tu ur hydee-playse.
**Red tryes to moov frum hur currint posishun**
Ow. Ow. Owowowowowowow…
Liddlol halp, plz? I bendid my knee rong an it hurtz.
*tayks redz arm adn gibs hur suppoart tu get ups*
Need a hawt waddur bottlol, or mebbe a iyse pakk?
Oh fankees, AP.
Yoo kno ware teh neerist hawt tub iz? Dat sownz gud.
Prolly in teh NB. U kno teh wun, ryte?
I mite be a liddlol familyur wiffit.
I’ll wate until teh fyremenz get heer an kin carry me dere.
Shud wii kawlz deh fiyreminz??
Grate eyedea!
Kin I borry a hare-brush, nawt-sekkund?
Applol 3.14159
BlooBerry 3.14159
Cussturd 3.14159
Damnson Plumb 3.14159
Eggelant 3.14159
Froot 3.14159
GrannySmiff 3.14159
Huckelberry 3.14159
All dese an moar bee abaleable at teh Pi Shop
Hee-hee aifink ai hasd enuff pi fur wun nyte. *tayks deep breff*
Teh Pi Shop awlso has
Ise creem 3.14159
Juicee Cherry 3.14159
Kumkwat 3.14159
L…..
Lemming 3.14159
Mulberrie 3.14159
Nanner creem 3.14159
Oreo 3.14159
Pizza 3.14159
Quiche 3.14159
Razzberrie 3.14159
Stromberrie 3.14159
Tart (mini 3.14159)
Upsyde daon pineapplol 3.14159 (kinda messy)
Vanilla adn choklit 3.14159
Walnut 3.14159
Xtra wippy creem awn tawp 3.14159
Yummie 3.14159
Zucchini 3.14159
Sry, Ai wnated tu sii it dun b4 Ai wnet tu bed. Nait awl!
OMG, totally photoshopped pic!
I came here to verify my suspicions… hmmm. It’s those crazy eyes!
Tis vid might explain…….
I wonder how many of us who favorited this have “been there done that.?”
ya photoshoped !!
Yeah, cats can’t move their eyes like that..
I diggg it!!
The eyes are Photoshop faked.