
*gulp* At the sound of rusty hinges, Hector suddenly remembered that although the prank on the neighborhood dogs had gone well that morning, he had forgotten to lock the back gate.
Picture by: pawisbear of DeviantArt
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Oops!
Sleolee ai ternded, stepp bai stepp, insh bai insh!
Abbcat and Catstello refurrence FTW
Concatshoelaces, annipuss!
Runawaywiffakwikness, Kitteh!
*heads fer hiier grownds*
Wusn’t me!
Wii haz teh survey lans bideos frum teh bank akross teh street.
Ai wus awn holly dai at teh tym. Wenever taht wus. Is juss sumkitteh wot luks lyk me. An is waerin mai collar. Wot wus stoelen larst munf. Errrrr…..luk ober tehre!
*runsawaiwivakwikness*
We has you’re pawpri–HEY WHERE’D YOO GO?!
Musta saw somefing shiny
Run, Hector, Run!
me eever!
Kitteh’s prankz tu do list:
Soke bonez in rosewater.
Hide habaneros in fud dish.
Spred itchy lil sycamore floofs in der bedz. (No harm, just itchez)
Carriez frizbbeez onto roof *roofroof*
Eny uder ideaz?
Sit siks feets awai frum goggie awn a fibe feets lawng leesh.
:snerk: I had a kitty dat wuz deh expert at dat kinda torment!!! shii wud go play in deh nayborz yard and wen deh doggy chased hur, shii wud cleer deh fence wif himz teefz missing hur tail bai an inch!!!
Peppering the dog biskits
Hogg the hole couch – hmm, I usually do that enniways… B-)
Hectur can haz a wurreed.
As Hector heard the footsteps on the grass, he desperately ran…for the litterbox.
…digging arownd fer da WMDs.
Sum goggies ar odlee drawn tu teh litturboxis in surch ob substans wif “Almond Roca” – lyke appeerents tu bee eeting (pleh!).
*Lobbs Almond Roca at goggies*
**snikr**
*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*
*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band parades across teh Cheezland Town Skware an comes to a halt in circulol formayshun arownd Lunarmommy. Lunarmommy stands up on teh seet ob her Liddle Red Tricyclol, falls off, likks herself (i ment to do taht) gets up on teh seet again*
ATTENSHUN ATTENSHUN!!!
duz yoo hate Mundane? wuld teh nawt-sekkund day ob teh wurk week be less pleh wif sum literary stimulayshun? annownsing teh 4rd or 5nd (or sumfingf) Semi-Irregular Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite Day!!! *bows hed in membrance ob ohahtahgoosiam, hoo bringd us teh nawt-sekkund Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite
(icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-derails-after-taking-turn-too-fast-2nite-10p/) *
Mundane Awgust 2th, on teh 9am an 3pm (Cheeztime) LOLs. ther will be two events, so peeples in diffrent time zones an diffrent schedules can party sip ate.
if a erlier event iz also needed, plz let me know (an if yoo can host it cawz i amz not up taht erly
) or if also habbing wun on teh 5pm LOL wuld enablol sum to play hoo ovverwize culdnt.
teh roolz
:
1. i will start teh story on teh afour-menshuned LOLs. if hyoomanly (or kitteh-ly) possible, teh story will be related to teh LOL. after taht, jump in wif teh next sentence in teh story. an teh next. an teh next. etc. etc.
2. if yoo happens to fink ob it, preceed yor comment wif a number of wut order it comes in, or teh name ob hooz comment yoo are following. if yoo wants to start yor own tangent, go to a noo comment. if yoo happens to not fink ob it, teh dark an stormy poleesemanz will not come after yoo, i promiss!
3. play nice.
4. lolspeek iz, az always, opshunal.
5. lurkers are not only welcome, but encurijed to party sip ate!!
NOTE: if yoo haz not posted on ICHC before, or wishes to post under a diffrent name tahn yoo usualy use, plz to making yor first post at leest a day or two ahed ob time. dis will gib teh Weerd Press time to chew yoo up and decide if yoo iz a spam or not.
Fank yoo!
*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*
*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band returns to marching formayshun an marches away. lunarmommy falls down frum her Liddle Red Tricyclol again, washes herslef (i ment to do taht), tehn climbs on an pedals away while teh megafone on teh tricyclol blasts owt “Planet Claire” by teh 52-Bz an shoots out candy all over teh place*
*runz owt, grabz a candy and runz away*
kitteh luks lyk lemur.
O mai Ceewing Cat, dey fowd me, I dun no how, buh dey fowd me. Run fer it Martee!
This isn’t even funny… that’s a good half of the pictures submitted lately. Sadly the humor of this site has gone really downhill.
Lodges many clawz deeply in Nate’s noze… Such Slander, he deserbez to be banished, to sumthin even worser than goggie land!!
G-purrrz kree-purrrrrz!
Wayr u git doez peep-purrrrrz?
Love it when they seem to forget their tongue is sticking out.
:O run lol xD
This is one of the funniest captions ever! Love it…
I coming for you!