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Kitteh Rule #278 of the Day: If I Fitz, Kitteh Will Sitz


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  1. annipuss says:

    Ai clame dis chare az myne!

  2. GreyHoundMom says:

    fern itchur in see dent in 3….2….1….

  3. Deanna says:

    Wat? I’z comfy!

  4. UnderpantsGnome says:

    ur durti undapantz will not keep meh off dis chair

  5. adrienneq says:

    I’m awn yur chaer, freeking owt yur howskeepur.

  6. lunarmommy says:

    *PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
    *TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*

    *teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band parades across teh Cheezland Town Skware an comes to a halt in circulol formayshun arownd Lunarmommy. Lunarmommy stands up on teh seet ob her Liddle Red Tricyclol, falls off, likks herself (i ment to do taht) gets up on teh seet again*

    ATTENSHUN ATTENSHUN!!!

    duz yoo hate Mundane? wuld teh nawt-sekkund day ob teh wurk week be less pleh wif sum literary stimulayshun? annownsing teh 4rd or 5nd (or sumfingf) Semi-Irregular Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite Day!!! *bows hed in membrance ob ohahtahgoosiam, hoo bringd us teh nawt-sekkund Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite
    (icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-derails-after-taking-turn-too-fast-2nite-10p/) *

    Mundane Awgust 2th, on teh 9am an 3pm (Cheeztime) LOLs. ther will be two events, so peeples in diffrent time zones an diffrent schedules can party sip ate. :D if a erlier event iz also needed, plz let me know (an if yoo can host it cawz i amz not up taht erly :P ). **if teh LOL post times iz all whakk-a-doo like tehy iz today, we will go wif teh 9 or soonest after, an 3 or soonest after LOLs.

    teh roolz :roll: :

    1. i will start teh story on teh afour-menshuned LOLs. if hyoomanly (or kitteh-ly) possible, teh story will be related to teh LOL. after taht, jump in wif teh next sentence in teh story. an teh next. an teh next. etc. etc.

    2. if yoo happens to fink ob it, preceed yor comment wif a number of wut order it comes in, or teh name ob hooz comment yoo are following. if yoo wants to start yor own tangent, go to a noo comment. if yoo happens to not fink ob it, teh dark an stormy poleesemanz will not come after yoo, i promiss!

    3. play nice.

    4. lolspeek iz, az always, opshunal.

    5. lurkers are not only welcome, but encurijed to party sip ate!! :D NOTE: if yoo haz not posted on ICHC before, or wishes to post under a diffrent name tahn yoo usualy use, plz to making yor first post at leest a day or two ahed ob time. dis will gib teh Weerd Press time to chew yoo up and decide if yoo iz a spam or not.

    Fank yoo!

    *PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
    *TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*

    *teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band returns to marching formayshun an marches away. lunarmommy falls down frum her Liddle Red Tricyclol again, washes herslef (i ment to do taht), tehn climbs on an pedals away while teh megafone on teh tricyclol blasts owt “Planet Claire” by teh 52-Bz an shoots out candy all over teh place*

  7. Captain's Keeper says:

    Dee chair ob libing dangerloosely.

  8. kimkiwi says:

    All your furnishings are belong to me.

  9. wendy says:

    Hilarious! Cat is like… whut!!?

  10. Ambercat says:

    Ohai everypeeps,

    Ai has axed teh Big Cheezes to remoov teh comment posted bai BFM, at 2.02pm cos it is nawt nyse. If yu awlso fink it is nawt nyse, plees tell teh Big Cheezes too – yuse teh “Contact Us”, doun at teh bottum ob teh blu bit, unnernnef awl teh comments.
    Kthxpleesplainyseankeeptihssythappi

  11. Ambercat says:

    Cos Ai can; that’s wy!

  12. LuvsKittehsAKAcatamist says:

    If WHUT fitz????????? Kitteh alwais sitz…… I dunt git it…..

  13. maimai says:

    skillz – i has dem!

  14. bigfatbubba says:

    Me sorres…knot know this happez onlee plaze, I hav odder outletz for that kinduv johk; I will playeh nicee in footcher, promice. lolcats makes daeh brieter fur meh too. thankz fur furgib

  15. Terry G says:

    How does an LOL without a capshun make the front page??????

  16. KittyKate says:

    “No, I’z nawt pullin chair ovur so I’z can check other drawers in ur desk. I swearz I’z just sittin here. Honest.”

  17. scarabeeofbastet says:

    Whaat??! C´moon. Siz down. Iz purfffectly safe….

  18. Grapne says:

    Skills. I haz them.

  19. Polly says:

    kitteh looks liek teh cat in Parry Gripp’s “Cat Yawning” mewzik viddeo on yootoob: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aebs62bX0dA

  20. Dee says:

    Rulez of Kitteh Probability: The desirability of the napping spot is directly proportional to the precariousness of the napping spot which is less than or equal to the mess the hoomanz will have to clean up.

  21. MM says:

    Home decorator kitteh iz worreed bout ur feng shui!


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