i plead insanity
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Ai blaem teh goggie.
GMTA!
Ooh! an congrats awn a solow!
Fankies!
Ai iz nawt havin much tiem to play heer today.
Ai iz teh swamped wif werk.
Sheesh! Since wen iz ai egg-spektid to werk fur mah munniez?
Dass nawt fare!
but there’s not a shred of evidence…
Conshredulashuns on ur solow!
(exkweeze me, hope no wun minds if i hang dis heer)
(conga rats to nightshayde for teh nawt-sekkund!)
*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*
*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band parades across teh Cheezland Town Skware an comes to a halt in circulol formayshun arownd Lunarmommy. Lunarmommy stands up on teh seet ob her Liddle Red Tricyclol, falls off, likks herself (i ment to do taht) gets up on teh seet again*
ATTENSHUN ATTENSHUN!!!
duz yoo hate Mundane? wuld teh nawt-sekkund day ob teh wurk week be less pleh wif sum literary stimulayshun? annownsing teh 4rd or 5nd (or sumfingf) Semi-Irregular Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite Day!!! *bows hed in membrance ob ohahtahgoosiam, hoo bringd us teh nawt-sekkund Cheezland Dark an Stormy Nite
(icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-derails-after-taking-turn-too-fast-2nite-10p/) *
Mundane Awgust 2th, on teh 9am an 3pm (Cheeztime) LOLs. ther will be two events, so peeples in diffrent time zones an diffrent schedules can party sip ate.
if a erlier event iz also needed, plz let me know (an if yoo can host it cawz i amz not up taht erly 
).
teh roolz
:
1. i will start teh story on teh afour-menshuned LOLs. if hyoomanly (or kitteh-ly) possible, teh story will be related to teh LOL. after taht, jump in wif teh next sentence in teh story. an teh next. an teh next. etc. etc.
2. if yoo happens to fink ob it, preceed yor comment wif a number of wut order it comes in, or teh name ob hooz comment yoo are following. if yoo wants to start yor own tangent, go to a noo comment. if yoo happens to not fink ob it, teh dark an stormy poleesemanz will not come after yoo, i promiss!
3. play nice.
4. lolspeek iz, az always, opshunal.
5. lurkers are not only welcome, but encurijed to party sip ate!!
NOTE: if yoo haz not posted on ICHC before, or wishes to post under a diffrent name tahn yoo usualy use, plz to making yor first post at leest a day or two ahed ob time. dis will gib teh Weerd Press time to chew yoo up and decide if yoo iz a spam or not.
Fank yoo!
*PRAAP PRAAP PRAAAAP PRAAP*
*TRUUT TRUUT TRUUUUT TRUUT*
*teh All-Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band returns to marching formayshun an marches away. lunarmommy falls down frum her Liddle Red Tricyclol again, washes herslef (i ment to do taht), tehn climbs on an pedals away while teh megafone on teh tricyclol blasts owt “Planet Claire” by teh 52-Bz an shoots out candy all over teh place*
Eever dat oar it wuz teh goggie
If it wuz deh goggie he wud haz eeten it?? mebbe, dey iz awlwaz eeten teh homewerks.
that iz…your insanity iz wat ai kontribut tew…
omg it is hilarios but i am nawt beliving it
Ai’z a kitteh an weer all insane!
da bengals kittehs ar speshully krazykats *nods*
Mai tabbee mus hab a leetle bengals in hur, cuz she unrabels teh toylett paypurrs fer mee awl teh tyme! Ai almos nebber haz too unrabel it maiself – iz awlwayz reddy fur mee too yooz!
** swoons but does not splort **
What a kyootie-pie babbeh! Luv the stripes!
teh couch has splortud ova teh kyootnuss, aifinkso!
*Scoopees up shreds an stuffs inside couwch*
*Wraps couwch up wiff tuns of duckee tape*
*Putz on layer of protekibe plastic*
*Sends pikture over to kludge peeplol*
@@@@@!!!!!1
Is alwayz impossibul to start teh roll…
Hahahahahahaha!! ai lubs it, tu funneee!
mai TJ duz dat wif teh bunneekiksobdoom iffn ai amz nawt karefuls anna leebes dem owt ware hurs can git dem.
I ussta come home to dis sceene quite offten…Boff kittehs blamez da other.
Mee tu. Until ai figgered owt dat iffn ai put teh role ob TP awn bakwerdz, kitteh wud juss make it spin an spin an spin, butt (!) nuffing wud com off ob teh role.
mai TJ twyies tu blaim mai Maya butt (!) Maya amz tuuu beeeeg tu jumpify onna cownter, sew ai noes hoo dune it!
It waz teh catneep
Teh papurtowuls startid it.
dat brawny guy wuz sneerin et meh!
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/10/funny-pictures-the-paper-towels-are-fighting-again/ (copy an payst, not needs teh h t t p part)
*gigglol* kitteh needs to werk on his innocent fayce! luks verree guiltee to me!
Yesh, himz luuks lyke himz gawt cawt red pawed. An himz luuks sooprized, tu!!
Oh, yer home earlee…
Ex act lee whut fayce said tu me!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Icanhazme, zAmg_Spirit, Demilife, WoD, Sleeptein an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, orinj caek wif dark choklit glaze, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, bebbeh alien zombie paer dolls, kandee, an fuzzy caterpigglie stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Happpeee Burfdai ebrywun!!!
Forget the TP or the goggie–just look at those spots? Is this a Bengal? I love Bengals (couldn’t afford one though)!
I’z can haz FOWR kittehs an only de ONEZ duz dis! He no care wether him kill toy-let paypurr or pay-purr towelz – NO! Only iz must shredz goodmuchanfar!
Makes no-mel kitteh SNOWZ!
sure, kitteh pleeds insanity….him’s cwazy about shreddin’ TP, aifinkso
Mai kitteh doze that to paper towels too.
I haz teh Krazee Bengal Bebeh Kitteh…. I laff n laff n laff cuz dis happenz at my haus….
LOTS!
Daisy, mah Krazee Bengal Bebeh came from da local Bengal Rescue Peeps. (Deyz good peeps what rescute Bengals whose people dint no what dey waz gettin into.) Check Petfinder or Google for Bengal Rescue Peeps.
iffen yoo didunt wunt mee tu du et whi duz yoo bui et bai teh pallit?
Aifinkso insanity will werk, an is OPwnlee fing that will!
Gud luck, kitteh!
how cute..
great