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Doan’t fritin dem awai!
Toes kitteez du taht, doan tehy ??
Congratz Anni !! * Yoo wer awn yor toze
*
Thx PB! Ai’m multi-taskin – maekin a pig’z breffuss uv fibe fingz at wunse!
Ime nawt shoar ai can breve nd wawk at wunss ….
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Ai rimember hurr bak in teh siksteze !!
An in teh staytes, der wuz commershul wif dis sawng foar uh perfyoom cawled Enjoli. Iz sad dat it prolly mayde teh sawng moar faymuss dan teh immortle Peggy Lee!!
Ai lub sum Peggy Lee!
Wel heers wun tu remembur:
Thx!
Ohai!! wut a surprize tu see u heer.
and luk! dere am PB, tu! hoo’d a thunk it?!?!?!
Ha, ha, ha
!! Lukkee yoo iz heer !! Aifinkso moast ob Yoo Ess iz tuu bizzy oar haz slepted inn ??
Itz 8 am heer in deh central time zone…. peepz gitting up and going tu werk…. I need tu git mai shower and run errandz ….. see ya later!
* Bowz lo * Bai
!!
be berri berri kwiet !!
deh am so elusive!!
Kitteh iz stocking tehm !!
Wil hunt n nawt leg go !!
Meh grrrreat hunterz!
An ai em abowt tu pownce awn mai prae!!
Gawt ‘em nailed ?? * Ohai ‘Niser
*
Ohai PB!! Ai nawt slepted in. Wuz bookin uh tee thyme an playin solitare. Den mist teh LOL. Ai nawt habs mai pryoaratees strate!!
Tihs iz hao ai liek tu relaks at nite !! Itz betta tahn wotshin telly
!!
Aifinkso ai habs nebber scene uh kitteh wif blak eis. Mebbe juss teh kamera angul, butt (!) ai nawt seez enny color der at awl!!
I think I seez a tiny bit uv bloo rownd deh edjiz. Him b having deh WIDE aiz!!
GMTA, mai cween!
Aifink teh pyoopilz aer berry wied – dere iz a traes uv bloo at teh ejjiz.
Oh, aifink yu bee rite. Awww, uh blak kitteh wif bloo eis. Himz eis iz allmoast biggerer dan hee iz!!
I is feerse panthur!! I is wild an untaimed!! I strykes terrur in all harts! I will pownse wifowt mursee on may praey an nom them to dedness wif mah menny pointy bits!
AN KWIT CALLIN ME KYOOT!!!!!
Ooooo !!
..
..
Hooze a cyootie littlol panfer wanfer ??
. . . YOO ARRR !!
Ai wants snorglez feese panfer! Wants nom on dem itteh bitteh earz an boop dat noze! *splort* Caint moove now. Obercome bi da kyoot.
Oh noes!!
Wee-ohhh-wee-ohhh, makz wai foar de CCC!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep, sweep, awl in a tydee pile*
*Rinse, rinse, rinse inna sparklolin lemming wadders*
*Scoop, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed*
*Pak, pak, pak awla braynez bak in deh hed*
*Snaps on deh eggstra strawng noo CHRG (wif pikshoors ob baybee lambees awn it)*
*Wrap, wrap, wrap wif deh ranebow duckee tayp*
*Tayp, tayp, tayp, roun an roun de head*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, saaski.
*Leeds saaski tu de splort recubbery loung an wrapz up in deh floofee Cheezpeepmap blankee.*
Heerz uh icee chokklit frappe an sum animul crakers. Nao juss restt an doan lukk at de kyoot agin wifout yoar protectif gogglols.
Fankees! Aima snuggle in mi floofee blankee an tayk a nap.
Meh grrreaat hunterz!
Da mitey cat silently stawks his pray, remaning uder cober uf night… His lyf depends on his success… *butt wiglol… powns!*
Butt wiglols!!!! Ai luvs wen dey do da butt wiglols! *squees nonsensically*
mii tu!! anna teh bunneekiksofdoom!
ai tawt yu weer hunten soles…
Heel bi afta yoorz unless yoo shoo him awai …
soe yu beddah toe teh lion as yu shod.
Sly Midnyte Kittuhn
amz fassinayteddz bye deez
feengz Hewminz cawll ‘Toez’!
Midnyte Kittuhn duz
nawtz knoez wethurr 2 Pownss awn
Toez b4 Nommeeng!!
Toe Hunteeng Midnyte
Kittuhn amz T3h Toe Mawnsturr
undurr Hewminz’ bed!!!
Jack.
Toe Mawnsturr Roolz
!!
I fink dey like toe jams?
Yecch !!
On toe-st?
Wif peanit budder?
Ohai dayr, pb!
Toe Mawnssturr Midnyte
Kittuhn watches Mommee Toe
andz Liddill Toezez!
Toe Mawnsturr Midnyte
Kittuhn wundurrz haow Mommee
Toe feedz hurz Bebbehz?!!
Toe Mawnsturr Midnyte
Kittuhn deesydez 2 Pownss wiff
Butt Wiggill Ubz Doom!!!
Jack.
Clappity, Jack
!!
Wii calz dem foot meis.
**putz shooz awn wifakwikness**
Sharp poynty enz in my tender feetz, do nawt want.
every1 noes bed mice taste teh best.
why do dey keeps disapeerin every time i go under teh covers? =(
Bed mice?
toez
brekfest uv champyuns!
Must be quiet…toes, dey will sometimes raise up into teh air and pat meh on teh head…
Sneaky creatures, those toes are.
I is very dedly and feerce!
And cuddly, tew.
(Tugs on anti-splort materials)
ai cants beleef no wuns warnd bout titening hed chargs!!
kitteh is bery bery splortable.
Dis am a BBC. Beautiful Blak Cat. Or BBK: Beautiful Blak Kitteh.
[caught unawares by the extreme cuteness, TC's head explodes with a resounding SPLORT]
Oh noes!! The Crapture is down.
Wee-ohhh-wee-ohhh, makz wai foar de CCC!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep, sweep, awl in a tydee pile*
*Rinse, rinse, rinse inna sparklolin lemming wadders*
*Scoop, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed*
*Pak, pak, pak awla braynez bak in deh hed*
*Snaps on deh eggstra strawng noo CHRG (wif pikshoors ob baybee lambees awn it)*
*Wrap, wrap, wrap wif deh ranebow duckee tayp*
*Tayp, tayp, tayp, roun an roun de head*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, saaski.
*Leeds The Crapture tu de splort recubbery loung an wrapz up in deh floofee Cheezpeepmap blankee.*
Heerz uh icee chokklit frappe an sum animul crakers. Nao juss restt an doan lukk at de kyoot agin wifout yoar protectif gogglols.
my chickens hunt toes. they think theyre worms
Cutie!