You tried to get rid of me. I CAME BACK.
no wun eber gits rid of me. no wun.
Picture by: I playz in box I getz shipped. No funny.
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An Ai haz plottid ribenj!
conga maled ratz, anni!
yu lede ehgen!
Thx catena – we haz a brayde!
shud wii awl joyn hans an paws an goe awf tew tey ty bootik? ai heer dere is noo kitteh fans an mebbe sum skoens wif jam?
hauw ehbawt sum koyl weddah? iz dere enney awf dat dere?
we has plentee near SF! its not supposed to be overcast and cold in the summer!
“Teh colduss winta ai eva spent wuz eh summah in San Fran Sisko” Marhk Twayn
yeah, but not teh South Bay! we pays a lotta monnees to keep teh wether nice!
Ai lived awf Berryessa Rd. one year. Grew Grate crop uv tomay toes. That’s whyut I missez. Nawt the helly cops flying overhed like the Apocalypse Now, sprayin fur teh Med fly.
SF has two seasons: winter, and August.
Jam skoens iz juss wat Ai nead! Ai haz a big hongree an dinnur iz neerlee 2 owerz awai!
ai iz ur wurst niytemair!
butt(!) teh cat kaym bak teh berree nex dae!
We thort him wuz a gonner…
yup. ai awlwais tawt it wuz eh mene sawng.
Ai juss luuked it upz….der am seberal vershuns ob teh sawng. Ai dunt fink ai lyke enee obs dem. Eeben teh Muppetz vershun iz nawt berry nyce!
Butt (!) kitteh serbibes teh hole oardeel!! 
Sum peepl aer horriblol 2 kittehs – dey aer nawt mai sort uv peeplz.
Nawt me eeber. They mayks me haz a sad.
Ai remembers teh Fred Penner vershun frum when i was very littul. He hadz a show on teh CBC and IIRC he sang that song a lot.
Ai imi…idmm…rite awai thot ov dis song!
** sings wif catena **
… he came right back ..
…. he wouldn’t stay away …
He wuz sittin on teh sofa on teh bery next day…teh kitteh caym bk he didn’t wanta roam, teh berrinext day it wuz home sweeet home! Stupy P.O. din’t check teh addy, it wuz teh same as teh senders cuz de sendah wuz drinkin martoonieswhen dey addresst teh pkg.
Ai finks ai berember a sawng about dat…
Speshul deeliberee!! Kitteh in uh baks! Ai wud eeben pay teh COD foar dis littlol gui.
“Return tew sender, address unknown, no such numbah no such zone….” Elvis, 1962.
Ohai BGCM!! Ai dunt beeweev wee haz met.
*Extenss floofy paw ob frenship*
Nyce tu noe yu!
Ai wud neffer send yu awai kitteh! Yu kan kum lif wit mee!
littlol kitteh hazza beeeeg mad, aifinkso.
u wudnt liek mii weh ai is angree…
Kewt Nurmill Kitteh
habdz an eepiffanee andz
naow habz akkz 2 grynd!
Kewt Nurmill Kitteh
knoez awll hurz Hewminz mennee
flawz andz weeknessez!!
Kewt Nurmill Kitteh
willz naows stayrz at hurz Prittee
Wun tryeengz 2 sleep!!!
Jack.
ooh, scairwee, Jack!
Scairwee, jesh. Get that ax awai frum that kitteh, pleese!!
to me da kitteh looks awl liek: “mai bawks! stais awai frum eet!”
oar mebbeh: “ob kors ai habs pryoreteh!”
Coazee Shippeengz Bawkz
maykz ekksellent Foartress 4
proatekkturr Kitteh!
Ekksellent Foartress
habz flips up wallz awn all sydez
4 plezzent Napz Tymez!!
Kewt Nurmill Kitteh
fyndz Foartress fayr andz skwayr. Willz
nebburr gibz it up!!!
Jack.
Jack, ai dunno haow u dew it, purrfekt!
iz dat eh Pak Protektah? (eh Cat Protektak)
dis be teh luuk on EvatehDiva’s fayse wen she be sitting at teh top of teh ladder to Plasticat’s bunk bed….wen he want to go up. She nawt let him!!
the very next day
http://www.nfb.ca/film/the-cat-came-back/
♫ Kitteh came home with a list of names
She didn’t believe in transcendence
It’s time for a few small repairs she said
Kitteh came home with a vengeance ♫
Hur sez dais goe bai, ai dun noe wy,
Ai’z walkin awn uh wyre,
Ai cloze mai eis an fawl intu uh naaaap,
Kitteh cayme hoam;
Kitteh cayme hoam.
(Ai lubs dat sawng)
@@@@@ tew bofe of yew
Hide the keys and shred a sweater
Nap is good and nip is better
Make them pay, or just confuse them
Pointy ends, go on and use them
Days go by, I don’t know why,
I lay my cunning trap,
I close my eyes and fly out of my mind into a nap
Oh, climb the dog and hold on tight
The room is whirling round
She’s evened up the score and she’s alright
Kitteh came home
Kitteh came home
clappity!
Sawng wuz awlsew awn teh Pray Ree Hoam Comp pan oinion.
Kitteh, u come stay wif me if ur hoomin doeznt appreshiat u.
It reminds me of my family campout song!
I remember that one-time cartoon on Nickelodeon way back when of the cat who just wouldn’t stay away. Now the song is in my head!
eerwurm!
Stupid Nermal
HEY! My sore cat’s named Nermal and right now I don’t quite like the tone of your comment!! >:(
But you get a thumbs-up for the Garfield ref!
…so, how was Abu Dhabi?
Smells Like Teen Cheezy
by Grunge Smudgie
Load up on noms
Bring cheezefrends
Is fun to share the pizza ends
She’s overcome and full of fur
I know that ‘moults’ a dirty word
Meow meow meow me-e-e-ow
Meow meow meow me-e-e-ow
Meow meow meow me-e-e-ow
Meow meow meow me-e-e-ow
There’s no cheddar; that’s outrageous
I like edam; it’s audacious
Stoopy hoomans and their faces
They should bring us some crustaceans
A gelato
Some chorizo
Cheezyburger
And Doritos
YAY!
OMCC, taht wuz awsum!
@@@@@!!!
reminds me of this video I used to watch in Nickelodon years ago when I was a child…
That’s the one I was thinking of!
My 3 year old niece had this as one of her favorite songs for a while, and had it completely memorized. (Corse, this was the same niece that was operating her mom’s iPhone at 2 years old as well….)
actually this is supposed to be nermal from Garfield