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Twofer Monday? Ok, kittehs. If u insistify.
Congarats lcb!! Yu leedz teh freeway!!
Eep!
*runsliketehwind to get off of teh freeway*
*misses exit*
*ends up on rong side of town*
*dribes ober tu teh rong syde ob town tu luuk foar lcb.*
Nao, ware cud hur habs gawten tu?? lcb!! lcb!! Comez bakk!!
*wanders into cafe*
*reads menu*
Wait, whut? Teh special today is… liverburger?
That’s just so… rong.
u noes dat inna TTI dey dribes onna rong syde uv rode…
On teh rong side of town they drive on teh sidewalk!
wayt, wut? u habs sydewoks?
A little, yes.
Wee R uh mached pare!!
enyfing u want…
OMG.. ai’m feelin phaint…
ai hab a identical twin syster. whee stuck togeffer jus like diz wen we wuz liddle..
too muc……
splort………………
o noze, noodle iz daown!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
phewwwwwww, fankz
ai thot ai wuz a gonner fur shur. ai’l rest nao. *hugz pengwin tite an nibbelz on sum nomz.*
uh oh, watt if mi syster lukz at diz an hur splortz. pleeze 2 luk out4 a susan an rescue hur iffin hur hed explodez.
ai’l rest. ai no da cheezefrendz will luk afta mi twin.
Oh noes!!
*runs in circlols. Ringz paws. Twiez tu fokus*
Wee-ohhh-wee-ohhh, makz wai foar de CCC!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep, sweep, awl in a tydee pile*
*Rinse, rinse, rinse inna sparklolin lemming wadders*
*Scoop, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed*
*Pak, pak, pak awla braynez bak in deh hed*
*Snaps on deh eggstra strawng noo CHRG (wif pikshoors ob baybee lambees awn it)*
*Wrap, wrap, wrap wif deh ranebow duckee tayp*
*Tayp, tayp, tayp, roun an roun de head*
OK u lukking bedderer alreddy.
*Leeds noodle tu de splort recubbery loung an wrapz up in deh floofee Cheezpeepmap blankee.*
Heerz an icee choklit frappe an sum animul crakers. Nao juss restt an doan lukk at de kyoot agin wifout yoar protectif gogglols.
yay! a dubble reskew maiks u feel twict as guud!
purrfict..
ai’l save 1 rescue 4 mi twin susan.. in case hur hed splortz 2.
Haow cud ai resists? *melts into a puddle uv goo*
*orders elebenty dozen ShamWows*
I’ts gonna be that kinda day, it looks like.
*runsinwifakwikness*
YOINK
Hay!! Comes bakk heer wif doze kyootee piez!!
*luuks innosint, whisslols at ceeling*
huh? u tawkkin tew mii? ai doan noes nuffing bowt kyootee piez!
*muffloled sounz uv mewing from jk2kitteh’s pokkits*
Ummmm…..yoar pantz R moobing arown. Iz dat uh kitteh in yoar pokkit, oar R dey juss happee tu seez mee?
Um, exsqueeze me, but ur pokket lint seems to be out of controls.
*Snickering out loud.*
Dose are prolly teh kyutest kittehs Ai haz ever seen. Ai alreddee haz two sisturs, wif prolly 10-15 years to go. Long time to wait.
An teh two goggies mite have feelins, uv sum sort!
aaaawwwww, soooo cyute and sweet and fluffy and and and Beeeuuuutimus!
>^;^<
But… but… u is not teh Siamese kittehs, kittehs. I will say that u is joined at teh cute, tho. *nods*
*uh-greez*
Dis bee teh ultimutt BOGO, aifinkso!! Butt (!) ai wud habs tu say, ai wud mayke it uh BOSKGOSK in stedd. (Bye one splortee kitteh, getz one splortee kitteh)
An tuu is bedder den onez! More fuhn, mohr cyoot!
aww
Wiff 2 kittehs u habz 3 taimez deh fuhn – wad dey eech du sepbratelee, an wat dey du tugedder! Dey lurnz frum eechudder, tuu!
“haow much moar wurks cud it bee?” we sed.
LOTS.
Hab u red Ogden Nash poem bout deh 2 goggies, one young and big, deh udder ole and smahl. Noo goggy lubz ole goggy, howebber, liddlol goggy duznt laike deh noo goggy. Iz berry naize poem, aifinkso!
Sounz laikz ur goggies lurnded deh rong fings frum eechudder!
Sush preddee bebzees!
This lolcat is missing the lol.
Is nawt reelee a LOL sew mush as an apple peel thru ckyteness tu teh hart.
Haha two kitties did that when I was at a pet store, so we got them both
Gud fur dem! Gud fur u!!!
AWW
I am so glad to hear that 
I hope your two kitties live long and happy lives with you, Amy 
Kewtness x 2 = splort!
o noze, hour cween haz bean splortd awl dis tyme wif noe wun tew halps!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
am 5 owerz away frum ICHC long enuff?
Fankeez fur deh reskew! {{{BF}}}
Ohai mai cween! Ai redded teh sircus lol yestadai. It wuz full ob teh ossim adn win!!!
♫
But they’re kittehs,
Identical kittehs all teh way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.
Where Fluffy adores a catnip mouse,
Teh belleh rubs, and watching “House”,
Our Muffy loves to play and lol,
A cheezburg makes her lose control –
What a wild duet!
♫
Clappity Clappity Clappity Woot! Woot! Woot!
Nize Juan LCB! Berry eggsalad!
klapity, klapity!!
LCB, u rule!!!
Ai lubbed dat sho. Pattee Dook wuz teh bestest ebber.
Pattee Duek ref FTW!
*mai aj, lett me showe yu it!*
ai wuz finkin teh sayme fing catena!! GMTA
Apaws! A-PAWZ! A-PAWZ!!!
Wad is song refurrence? Ai dond recugnize et.
I was just teh barely old enough to rember this. As far as u knoes:
Oooohhh, yu adorablol bebbehs… ai tayk yu ennewhair yu wantztu goe…. eggsept Dizzy Whirled – yu izz styll tu liddlol. HJowzabowt wih goes tu teh bigbigbig hyooj petstuffz stoar, adn ai byes yu katnyp mowssies, adn fezzur toies, adn speshul bebbeh gushifud, adn skrachifyin poalz, adn karpetted fings tu klyme, adn softee beddiebyez tu sleap inz, adn … adn ennefing yu wantz … az sune az ai getz obur tihs SPLORT …
Oh noes, nawt anuubber wun!!
*runs in circlols. fawls ober. piks hurself up an rings paws*
Wun ringy dingy, too ringy dingy.
*Twies tu fokus awn reskyoo*
Wee-ohhh-wee-ohhh, makz wai foar de CCC!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep, sweep, awl in a tydee pile*
*Rinse, rinse, rinse inna sparklolin lemming wadders*
*Scoop, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed*
*Pak, pak, pak awla braynez bak in deh hed*
*Snaps on deh eggstra strawng noo CHRG (wif pikshoors ob baybee lambees awn it)*
*Wrap, wrap, wrap wif deh ranebow duckee tayp*
*Tayp, tayp, tayp, roun an roun de head*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, brainfire.
*Leeds Italiana tu de splort recubbery loung an wrapz up in deh floofee Cheezpeepmap blankee.*
Heerz an icee chokklit frappe an animul crakers. Nao juss restt an doan lukk at de kyoot agin wifout yoar protectif gogglols.
ofangyu, ‘Niser! Itz tookded mih an fyoo wiles tu recubber frum teh dubblol doas uv kyootnis. Adn tu bih teh onnist, itz soe hawt heer taht teh sparklolin lemming wadders feelded teh beriberi gud awn mai hedd! … Ai can has anuzzxer nyse, icee frappe, pweese?
*aaaahhh … ennchios teh koaldnis*
Deh brainz frying seemz tu hab finallee stawped heer in Noo Yurk Citee, aihopeso!
Hello, is this the Anti-Splort Clinic?
Yeah, I’m gonna need a bed in your Intensib Halp-Mee Ward. It’s a tew-kitteh alert!
Ok, wii haz reservifyinged u a bed wif a floofy blankee, 3 chokklit possumz and a chokklit martoonee IV.
Deh amboo lance am on itz way tu ur location. Do nawt move, and du nawt look at enny moar kitty pixorz until u am completely rehabilitated.
ooh – chonklit martoonie IV! … Ai can has???
Kthx! Is very much appreshamazated!
o man….ai wil tayk yu kittehz…but omly cuz yu tode mee tu
That is what I did with my kittehs when I adopted them. They came as a matched set.
Mai tu boyz came tugedder as a set, too! Ai hed alreddy desided ai wanted tuu kittehs so deyz cud hab eech udder fur compnee wen ai away. An deh purrsun at deh shelder sed deez tu go tugedder wen ai indicated mai inchest in Ben, an ai sed, dats gud – ai wantz tuu!
Taykz owt raydee~o
andz cawlz 4 CHRGz
andz lawtza Dukkt Tayp!
Liddill Tukkz Kittehz
habz ‘Kewt Fakkturr’ well beeyawnd
Hewmin reezisstenss!!
Bruddurr andz Sissturr
Liddill Kittehz musst stayz cloass
wen dayz groweeng up!!!
Jack.
Oh. My. Gawd.
I cannot take this first thing Monday…the kyoot is overwhelming.
Take you both? No problem. You little soul-snatchers can have whatevery you want!
one o’ teh kitteh looks like he is about to spit something at me
If this isn’t THUD-worthy I don’t know what is…
I made that mistake. The lady at the pet shop said I can’t buy just one but the sisters had to go together. I ended up with two litters.
… and kept two more kitties