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Next, ai skale teh Grate Wall ob Chyna Kabinet!
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wayte fur teh crash!
Bin dere, dun dat!
Comgratz, Annipuss! U hav a sewlo!
Thx OCM! Ai waytid fur sumwun 2 joyn me, but gibbed up affer kwartur uv an ower – keshet’s commint wuzn’t dere wen Ai leff!
ohai annipuss, glad yoo gotted yor intertoobs werking agin. we missed yoo last weekweekweekend!
Thx LM! It wuz horriblol – had 2 du howsewerks!
Oooo nooooo! I has to, tu. Teh googie iz sheddin. Who sheds in July?!
dekoraytur kitteh says: dees blynds is fuglee! dey muss goh!
Iffn derez noe kut tinz tu shreddify, Ai duz whut Ai can. (Conga ratz anni awn dis verrreeee ssslllooooooowwwww dai.)
Pffftt! Eeben in LOLspeek ai miss spelled!! Shood bii “kur tinz”
ai styl undutstood whut yoo mentid. ai dunnawt finks der is sush ay fing as mysspellings en LOLspeek.
schliff me pelvishun.
Noe Draep Aeps in yore howz? Ai’ll jus stand in, er, climb in thier plaec.
I just remembered! Last year in 2009 I set a marker on my Birthday, July 25th, so that one year from then I would know that I’ve been with the Cheezpeeps for a whole year nao! And now the marker is back! 1 year with amazing cheezpeeps! ^_^
Hay!!! Happee Birfday Grantski!!
And, Happeh Anniversary!!
yes yes! happy happy Grantski!
ohai grantski! heers a speshul swish ob teh burfday wand just for yoo an yor 1 yeer annibersry wif teh cheezpeeps!
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happy birfday grantski!
Happy-tayle Burfday, Grantski !!
“Spydurr Kitteh! Spydurr
Kitteh! Duz wuttebburr a
Spydurr Kitteh duz!”
Spydurr Kittteh duz
nawt feer ‘Lawz Ubz Grabbittee’!
Himz nawt studdee Lawz!
Spydurr Kitteh clymz
t3h Curtinnz andz nawtz getz himz
Tukksseedo durrttee!!!
Jack.
Nies wun, Jack!
yay! jack can make ohaiku owt ob anyfing!
Ohai Lunarmommy! Ai hoep ur wel. Mai lolidai is grate! Tumarro is cheezmeet nummer elebenty! Ai alreddi meetid Ambercat, Tidmum, jk2kitteh, AnemoneOne and Cat_S.
Kitteh’s second day wiffouwt a ciggie, an himz climin da walls.
maybee hims neads tu see hims doktur an gits teh pach oar teh medysin tu halps.
it be secret service kitteh serchin for teh elektronik bugs….
Mai kittehs lyk to look fur bugs too. Mebbeh deyz in Sekrit Servis.
my kitteh likes to look for bugs, an play wif tehm. until tehy stop mooving an iz no fun anymore.
Sekret Service Kitteh…hmmm. this sownds like a good idea fur a TV show….
sownds like a noo advenchur for smudgie, bella, an ruby!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to AlienAlly, Grantski, Leila an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd sordid yummy cheezcakes in evree flavr, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay! teh crokay balls are paynted to luk liek trol heds, an wen yoo wakk tehm wi teh crokay mallet, tehy make funny troll-y noyzez!
an also goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht glo in teh dark, zombie vs. troll finger puppets, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
FYI: troll-hed crokay colurs:
trollus artificius, aka the “photoshopped” troll – bloo
trollus custodius, aka the caretroll – green
trollus fatuus, aka the “you talk stupid” troll – yello
trollus nihilectus, aka the “neber reeds commints” troll oar “drive-by” troll – orinj
trollus notafelis, aka the “nawt a lolcat” troll – red
trollus precognius, aka the “seen it alreddy” troll – purplol
trollus primus, aka the “first!” troll – pink
trollus rongnomus, aka the identification troll – brown
trollus tedius, aka the “nawt funny” troll – wite
Happitayle Cheezburfdai, Grantski!! Adn fank yu Burfdai fairee fur teh trOll krowkay 2 daiz in a row!!!
*Shatzeesmom swings her mallut wyldlee at a red wun* THWACK *red krowkay bawl/trOll goez fly-i-fying akross teh yard*
Happy burfday grantski adn awl teh obber burfday peeps!
*goes owt tu teh krokay feeld*
Wowz, luukit awl teh pritteh kullurz! *grabs a mallit*
Lets see whut funneh fings deez bawls has tu say!
*grabs a bloo bawl*
*WHAKK!* …… …… …… … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
OMG teh shadoez doan lyne up, teh fokus is rong… luuk at teh pixelz!
*grabs a green bawl*
*WHAKK!* …… …… …… … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
Dat kitteh is gettin hurted, ai can tell! Ur ebil peeps fur laffin at dis!
*grabs a yello bawl*
*WHAKK!* …… …… …… … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
Lolspeek is funneh in kapshuns, but deez kommints gib meh a hedayk!
*grabs a orinj bawl*
*WHAKK!* …… …… …… … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
Has ennywun sed doez akshun figgurz ar frum teh mumbledy-5XB seereez?
*grabs a red bawl*
*WHAKK!* …… …… …… … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
Yoo idyits, datz nawt a kitteh, is a fennul fawx dat libs inna dezert!
*grabs a purplol bawl*
*WHAKK!* …… …… …… … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
Dis is a reepeet! Juss wiff a diffrint kapshun! Frum kyootkats-dot-com!
*grabs a pink bawl*
*WHAKK!* …… …… …… … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
Furst! Is ai furst? Yeff, ai has teh furst kommint! Yay fur meh! Ai win!
*grabs a brown bawl*
*WHAKK!* …… …… …… … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
Yoo kno datz a goos, nawt a dukk, ryte? Hao stoopy ar u peelps?
*grabs a whyte bawl*
*WHAKK!* …… …… …… … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
Dis is laym. Nawt funneh at awl. Dis syte has gawn daonhill deez dayz.
Hmm, dems nawt beri funneh awn deyr own, mebbe in kombinayshun?
*goez tu teh purplol bawl, ayms at teh bloo bawl*
*WHAKK!*…… …… … …o !krak! … .. .. .. .. . . . . o
Ai saw dis pikshur befoar on !krak! Fotoshop! Itz obvius tu meh!
*goez tu teh whyte bawl, ayms at teh brown bawl*
*WHAKK!*…… …… … …o !krak! … .. .. .. .. . . . . o
Dis nawt funneh at awl kuz !krak! Dats nawt a kitteh, is a goggie!
*goes tu teh yello bawl, ayms at teh green bawl*
*WHAKK!*…… …… … …o !krak! … .. .. .. .. . . . . o
Dis bebbeh-tawk mayks meh !krak! Help teh kitteh, doan tayk pikshoor!
Oh luuk… teh pink bawl is cloas tu teh yello bawl, adn iffn ai hits it wiff dis green bawl, aifink ai can get awl free!
*WHAKK!*…… … …o !krak!…o !krak!… .. .. .. . . . o
If u feed ur kitteh !krak! Furst! !krak! Ur reely stoopy!
o…luk at teh ballz!
*WHAKK!*…… … …o !krak!…o !krak!… .. .. .. . . . o
Hapi burfdae, grantski!!!
ai can hit balls layte?
*considers*
aims at ebberyball…
sunny iz reaching, reaching…reaching owt tew teh powers…teh powers ub TEH ONE TROO TROLL!
Lines up teh mallet, finking ub meds, and sirjuries and hand sanitizers, and shower chairs, and moar meds, moar sirjuries, moar pleh!and pleh…!
finkingso ub teh lubs ub teh cheezfriends…
Awww…sunny falters! Iz she done? iz teh season ober fur our sunny? she iz nawt moobing! wut haz happened? teh champion whacker haz faltered? OMCC WUT IS HAPPENING?
cannawt hit ennyfing naow. Haz no mads left in me. Iz good?
Teh lubs wun ober teh mads…aifinkso ai am bedder naow?
Leeky ize, and, game over. ♥
“base …. flamingo is be leeving the residence…over…”
Excelsior puss! Excelsior!
And Den the Waffle Tower in Pearis
Tommorow, mownt ever-noms.
IM SOBBING SOO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!
I WOKE UP AND WENT OUTSIDE AND HERD LITTLE MEWS. SO I LOOKED AND FOUND 5 LITTLE KITTENS. ADN ONE LITTLE WHITE ONE WAS BEING EATEN ALIVE BY ANTS. I SAVED THE OTHER 4 AND MY CAT ACCEPTED THEM CUZ SHE HAD A LITTER THE SAME AGE. BUT IM STILL SOBBING FOR THE LITTLE WHITE ONE. I NAMED HER PRECIOUS, BUT NOW SHES IN A BETTER PLACE WITH NO PAIN.
Who in da werld culd du such a bad fing to beebeh kittehs. Ai hope dey all have bery happytayl lives.
*BAD HUMAN DAT DUZ DIS TO BEEBEHS*
that is so cute i love cats there so cute