
Diet burdeez juz not de same
but i gotz 2 fit in dat tuxedo.
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Diet burdeez juz not de same
but i gotz 2 fit in dat tuxedo.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: TammyRH02
Doan’t hab teh flavr
Oahi anni!! Conga burdeez awn yoar soloe mio!!
Thx ‘Niser!
Ohai, anni! still grabbing teh tawp spot?
Iz proud ub yoo!
Ohai SH! Gud 2 see u heer agane.
Fankees, sweet anni. ai iz coming back, am nawt so borked ennymoar.
Was skairt ub hurting peeps, y’noze? I had gotted a meen in me, but, aifinkso, iz gawn now, and ai am safe!
Haz mist yoo awl so much! ♥♥♥
We mist u 2, Gud dat u aer feline beddur – keep it up!
Ai haz 2 goe 2 bed naow an 2 morro Ai aer goin 2 a cheezmeet an Puddy_tat iz kummin 2. Yippee!
G’nite awl, g’nite!
Ohai{{{{{{ sunnyhuckle}}}}}} hhaz mist yu.
thank you! ai haz mystified awl and sundree! Cawt a good lol awn yur prof this a.m.!
Lykes teh reel wuns bedderer.
Butt (!) diet burdeez maykes foar teh funn!!
*Runz acrawss teh roomz wiffakwikness, battin an chasin teh burdee*
*yoink!* runrunrunbatbatbat
Hay!! Gibs dat bak!!
*Swat!!*
*thwap* runbatrunbatrunbatcollapsinnaheep*
*pownse-grab-bunnehkikk-byte*
Hay!! Noe byte-ing in teh howse!!
*Jumpz fibe feetz strayte up in teh ayr, landz awn AP an bytes himz nekk*
AAK! Ai wuz bytin teh birdee, nawt obber kittehs!
*jumps bakk, runsawaywiffakwikness*
nawt nutrishus or delishus!
GMTA!!
heehee!
Nawt eben has a skin, jus baonz
Iz nawt nootrishus or delishus! Pleh!
haz a guud evenin (er wat eber tyme it iz fer u) frendz, ai gonna maik sum dinner! Cheezburgr an sallid aneewun?
Ai can has teh sallid awn mai cheezburger?? Let us, tomaytoez, picklols an red unyunz pweez. Juss pyle dem rite awn tawp, fankees! Wif uh wittlol mayo. Yumm!
Um, BF? my ToeJammus Catticus is starring inna recent LOL regarding salad awn my profile.
Altho, the leaf-shape seems odd fur lett-us!
Profile LOLS, ub coarse! sigh, nebber makes teh big pic!
Tuu chewee.
ohai, ploomed won! fancy meeting yoo heer.
Haz been appreciating your commints last nyte, ai haz dayz win ai regrets teh “officiousness”
Fankees fur habbing my back!
{{{{{{{AP}}}}}}}
{{{sunny}}} Gud tu see u bakk heer in cheezland!
*sigh*
Iz good tew be feeling happytayle enuff tew be coming back!
It haz no flavur
dat kitteh nawt needs diet! Needs snorgles and hugs!
dis nawt burdee, dis mai noo-fanglold vuvuzela! *paaaarp PAAAAARP*
Duz luuk uh wittlol lyke uh kitteh bullhorn!
…um, wut’s a vuvuzela?
Oh, dat wuz uh topik ob conbersayshun heer awl teh thyme dooring teh whirlled cup. Teh vuvuzelaz wer teh noiz maykerz dat drobe ebberybunny cwayzee an mayde it sew hard foar teh playerz tu heer teh cawls. Asks BF tu send yu teh link foar teh “most annoying sound in the world” videoh. Soe funnee ai awlmost peed mai pans.
My co-irkers sed dey wuz gonna bring wun in2 werk.
I tolded dem dat teh nawt-sekkund wun who did wud haz to go get it surjiklee remooved.
Yep, I’m a meen-ole redhed.
So far, teh threat has werked, cuz nowun haz been brayv enuf to bring wun in.
PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
Cween! Iz impurrlite to mayk noyzez lyk dat!
Plz to be egg-skyoozin urself.
*hidez vuvuzella bhind bak*
I dunno wut u am talkin bowt.
Ohai, rhsb! am hopin teh fambly be doing fine?
Ohai, sunny!
Yeah, me an teh girleez be doin gud. Tryin to stay owta teh hawtniss az mutch az wii can.
How iz yoo an teh troll?
We iz teh fine. Wuz finkin ub yur fathers (?) surjury? Hoping went well?
*waits wiffa payshentz*
bf am coming, coming, coming…
*pounces wifakwikness*
*hedbonks, nips, skritches eers, rolls*
Ohai, bf! haz been mistigying yoo in my awayness! Ebberytyme ai ponderz teh moosiks fur teh tearoom, ai finks, WWBFD?
Ohai sunnyhuckle!! Ai donut beeweeve wee haz met.
*extenss floofy paw ob frenship*
Am happytayle tew meecha! aifinkso ai seen yoo a few tymes, win lurking, or before my brayne went away and camed back?
*eggsepts floofy paw, and offers hedbonk*
Yesh, ai habs seen yu befoar tu. Juss nebber prawpurrlee metz!
*Hedbonks bakk*
Ai habs bin heer uh fyoo monfs nao. Lubs mai thyme in Cheezland!!!!!!
Az do we awl! Izza preshus place!
Dyett Burdeez habz
t3h sawft tawp feeng 4 maykeeng
Bebbeh’s toofeez strawng!
Dyett Burdeez amz
awllso strawng eenuff 4 ‘T3h
Bunneh Kikkz Ubz Doom!’!!
Dyett Burdee maykz
berreh kewl noyz wenz Bebbeh
Kitteh batz it ‘rowndz!!!
Jack.
Myce wun, as alwais.
Kno wun yet has reemarked on the (hiddun) pinky pinky U-knows. Dat is wun kyute kitteh!
ai hazta run away fur a bit, haz meets to slice fur teh tr0ll’s cheez-stake sammiches.
Will be back, oh yes, summy am finking, is gudgudgud tew be back!
schmooz!
Needz baykun…
.
.
an cheez.
.
.
lotsa cheez!
…. and unyunz…
Onlee ifn I’m gonna be hoam by myself.
Darn near splort! (CHRGwdoi and HGGs applied)
Aww, kewt litlol feller…
Getz bigr tuxzdo.
tu manees artifishul engreediyints.
OM NOM NO- Yukee! >:-(
taht kitteh IZ kwite splortilishus. Wuz wondering why no warning announced?
*pulls out teh “dog-eared, snerk copy uv “splort repair fur dummies”*
*reads, reads, reads*
Sounz lyke gud ideah. Wii can haz samplolol uv teh guyed lion
Itz doze big sawft ice, Aifinkso jesh!!
Deze dyet fingies tayste lyke plastik…
That is some cat !
Lucky to have such a kind benefactor.