i swear, officer! da cookies just disappeared while i wuz fixing the curtains dat magicly flew off da window!
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Ai nebber tuched dem!
Congratz, Anni !! Yoo nd Bluesfan hab a tye !!
* PB dragz in teh tee trawly wile AP n BF vizit teh thai boteek *
Thx PB! Ai wuz awl loensum awn teh lass lol – gabe up watin fur kumpanee!
Ai wuznut tehre at teh start nd it wuz a hard wun tu cawmint fer mi !!
fanks PB! Ai kan haz sum tinee sammiches wif teh crust cut awf? *praktises holdin pinkee inteh ayre*
Ob Corss
!!
* PB yoost tu eet tohse crussts wen hims mum-cat mayd tehm lawng, lawng ago *
Heer yoo go !! Tehre’z eg nd cheze nd rarsberi jam nd eben sum vedgimiet !!
oooo, ahll haz a eg nd cheze an a rarsberi jam, yummy! ai fink ahll skip teh vedgimiet iffen u doan mynd, ai haz lookt it up an it kinda skarez meh!
Hee, hee !! Taht meenz moor faw mi
!!
U can keap teh vedgimiet – iz eben wuss dan marmiet – an dat’s sayin sum!
Yez, nedez moar solt
!!
An less uv ebbrifing els!
awnless yur tawlkin abowt teh cookies ai had LAST week…
Teh goggie fraimd meh, honest!
ACK! Dat ebil goggie!
Wate…wuzzunt he asleepz den? Clebber kitteh. Veree clebber.
Kittee’z defenss crumb bullz wen hi iz cornerd !!
i fink u has teh rong purrpurr trater!
@@@@@
Dis a berry kyute bebbeh! Titen yur CHRGs ebrywun!
Doin jus that!
* PB putz awn cap hi faond lyeng araond *
Hao can yoo peeplol larf at tihs paw kitteh ?? Himz iz in terrar nd duz
nawt kno taht taht finga iz nawt loded !! Himz wil prolly carry tihs horra intu adult kitty-hood nd nede tu si ferrapissts nd hab bad kitty dreemz fer teh ressed ob himz lief !! Oh, yoo peeplol ar so, so crewlol !!
Ime goeng tu rite to teh Cheezes nd arks taht tihs photo ob seveer cruulty bi wivdrawn nd no moor loded fingas bi shoan in teh fyootcha !!
* PB throze awf teh tr0ll cap *
Yuk, taht wuz sew smelly
!!
* Ai tihnk there’z been enuff care-tr0lls over teh larst week projekting tehir anxietees awntu evreetihng nd ennifing *
Caps off my night
!!
*sigh* it has bin ay verry triying weekweekweek.
{{{keshet}}}
{{{cheezpeeps}}}
Sumoen needing 2 po-leez dem capz adn maskz. Tehy b kulterin up teh plas.
oooo…. lukkit deh kewt fais!!!
ooo…………..lukkit deh jelly bean toeziz!!!
oooooo…. lukkit deh widdlol bitty belly!!!!
Such a sweetee!!! hur sooooo preshuss!!
shii kudn’t a dun ennyfing bad!!!!
I will bail hur owtta jail!
It wil bi a pound !! * ka-ching
*
Ai wants mah lolyer!
An Ai iz entitledid 2 a fone cawl, 2!
Dat faice… AAARGG!!!
Dat pinkee belly… EEERGG!!!
Dat ruffuled pyjama look…OOORGG!!!
SPLORRRTTT!!!!!
o noze!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Kay.
WIN
I didn’t see hims to it cause my ieyes still hurt looking for the kitteh in da dirt.LOL
taht wuz horriblol! ai jus absolutlee kould nawt see teh kitteh until sumwun postd it wif teh kitteh cirkloled (ai admit, ai need noo glarses bahd) . eben den ai kuddnt see it until ai got mai faise bowt tew inshes frum teh skreen! mai eyez r stil krossd!
wtf i didnt do it !
Awsumlee cyoot kitteh duz luuks liek he gotz fuutie peejayz on wif dat nu liddle fuzzeh rinkly belleh.
Yu noe, hoomans wud be much cyooter if wi wuz awl cubbered all ober wif sof kitteh-liek fur, den aower rinkly an saggeh bellehs wud be traktiv adn adorablol tu. Jus a thot.
tahts nawt a bahd ideea TT, wud sertinlee solv teh kwestshun uv wat tew ware eech dai! Tho ahm afeered ai wud stil haz a troll doll (member those?) shaipd boddee…onlee cuvvered wif furz.
… soooo… yur a doll den?
erm….haz u eber seen wun uv teh troll dollz? iz nawt alwais good tew look lyke a doll
mai hayre duzznt stik up kwite az mush tho 
But (!) teh trOll DOLLS aer adoor abull!! Aifinkso. Derefour, YU aer adoor abull! Teh dolls aer allweighs smiloling!! (Ai had sebberal as a smolol kitteh.)
ai yuusd tew collekt dem wen ai wuz a kidlet, had awl kindz uv aksessorees fer dem, a tree howse anna kar an stuf, dey wuz fun! dey iz kinda sew uglee deys kayute ai gess…butt dey haz teh stubby chubby lil armz an leggz an teh rowndy bellehs….nawt such a guud look fer a hoomin
ai iz eggsorsizing mai rite tu salf incryminayshun
…wayt! dat’s nawt rite!
:snerk:
ai pleeds teh fifth!
ya gots anee uthur fiths der?
*hassa hoapful*
Maibee sum rum? *awlso haz a hoepfull* Adn on sekkund thot, ai still sai dat teh trOll DOLLS are teh cyute! adn teh udders…….well, dere’s caek in teh braekruum!
ADN takeelah! (oen takeelah, too takeelah, free takeelah, FLOOR!)
I haz eatez teh kookes
While you’re all busy putting in 10x the effort you’d need to write comments in plain English instead of this stupid language, you’ve all missed the typo in the caption ^_^;; it should say “while YOU were fixing the curtains”. I doubt the kitteh would have fixed the curtains.
O deer, o deer – yu has rarver mist teh poynt, hasn’t yu Ahydra?
Caek, enneewun?
yay, cake in teh brake room!
yay Cake!
eggsalad cake dere! mai faborite cake….
dassa gud wun tu!
A liekly story a suppose
butt look at taht lil faise, wud dat faise lye tew u?
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
habz ‘Innosent Luuk’ crankkdtz up
hyurr dan himz Kewtness!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
wuz habbeengz a Napz wen grayt beeg
windz bloo fromm Howss!!
Grayt beeg windz stoaldz t3h
cookeez away andz tuukdz daown
t3h Clymeengz Curtinnz!!!
Jack.
*clappity clappity*
Yay Jack, u haz fownd teh anser! Ai gnu kitteh wuz bean falslee akkusd!
O RLY THE COOKIEZ VANISED
lukz liek kitteh iz gunna git tikulz an he’z liek “OH NOEZ I HAZ MAH HANDZ UP PLZ DUNT TIKULZ MEH”
Mmmm, cookies.
(Puts on CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
LITTLEKITTEHTUMMEHPUDGE
want to nom
officer! teh kitteh mewz da truuf! me sawz dem t00! dey gr0w wingz!